Meanwhile in Worcester, here’s what walking the dog looks like.
Attention turtle riders – this is not how you win the Andrew Porter Contracting ugly roof, free new roof giveaway contest. Having your dog defecate on your house is cheating.
So they shoveled all the way from the door to the street but couldn’t be bothered to walk their dog? God forbid someone in Worcester get some exercise. Notice they didn’t shovel the sidewalk either. People who don’t think it’s their job to shovel their sidewalks are worse than hemorrhoids.
This house is on Delawanda Drive in Webster Square. I used to live less than a quarter of a mile from there, and this is exactly why I left. You have to be pretty God damn ratchet to let your dog urinate on your slippery, icy roof. If the dog fell would they survive? Probably. But if they fell the wrong way and they landed on that fence it wouldn’t be pretty. And all because this lazy laardvarks didn’t feel like getting off their ass and walking their dog.
For shame.
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49 Comment(s)
“People who don’t think it’s their job to shovel their sidewalks”. It’s not the property owners sidewalks. Towns are forcing their residents to perform unpaid labor so the fucking dpw don’t have their afternoon naps interrupted.
I wonder how David J Morrison Sr and Laurie Morrison feel about having their home at 36 Delawanda Drive become Turtleboy Famous.
Has anyone checked to see of they have a license for their dog?
Hey there ASS CLOWN. Just wondering if you have a license for that mouth?
Sounds like you might be the owner of the dog or dogs involved. If so, did you think you’d be praised for your ability to avoid shoveling? Did you think the dog (or dogs) would enjoy being mountain dogs? They might enjoy that, of course, right up until one falls and breaks a limb or its entire spine, in which case the veterinarian bill will be huge. I would never put my dog in danger, but I guess a lot of people don’t really care about their pets.
My next door neighbor hasn’t shoveled in 45 years! Every storm, his snow drips across my driveway because we’re on a giant hill. One day it stops snowing at 6am. I work 7-3:30. Planning to shovel the second i got home. I GET A FINE because i didn’t shovel fast enough! He doesn’t even work and he has a snowblower because he’s on a corner and takes great care of the flat side to hell with the hill.
You get a fucking FINE?
You motherfuckers need to clean house in New England pronto. You are all guilty.
After interviewing neighbors this “house of horrors” would be exposed because I suspect there was some disgusting things going on. The first question is: Who resides in the house? Then go from there. Dog shitting on the roof? Adult family aka dirty people, college kids, or elderly man who drove truck for a living.
What a shitty house
Worcester is a fucking shithole
It’s filled with spades spics and white people with no money who are trapped living with these subhuman pieces of shit
Where is the picture of the dog taking a dump? Does one exist? If not, we’re taking the word of a trashy neighbor?
Animal people are inherently gross.
If there’s no upstairs bathroom there’s either piss bottles in there or piss stained snow below at least one of the upstairs windows.
Omg I was thinking the same exact thing! My cousin use to rent his basement out, it was a finished basement, just didn’t have a bathroom so the guy had to use the one upstairs. After two months of pretty much never seeing this guy come up stairs to use the bathroom in anyway for showers or the toilet, my cousin started to think maybe he was peeing outside the basement door and taking showers at his girlfriends house. About 2 weeks later the guy decided to stop paying rent and never came back. When my poor cousin opened the door to the room, you would have thought there was a dead body in that room somewhere. There were milk jugs filled to the top with urine and Shaw’s bags tied up with feces inside. It was the most disgusting thing. How anyone lives that way is beyond me. My cousin never rented another room in his home again.
Poor dog, probably realizes the shithole he lives in and is contemplating jumping off. Can’t blame him, he keeps seeing the EBT receipts for tattoos, flat brimmed Bulls hats, Hennessy and Newports probably wondering where the fuck the Purina is.
Roof! Roof!! He’s been warning them all along.
It’s Friday. Howahhhhhh ya? My week!!!! Checking the headline now.
Watch out for those shiticicle’s hanging from the gutters
I do see anything wrong here. We go out and drop a few deuces on our roof all the time.
Go hang around a porter potty and sniff you fecal freak
hey loser – just dropped one on your front porch. come out and sniff
Actually kind of genius.
Why break your back shoveling?
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Me and your mom saw this, and we don’t want you getting any ideas. Plus you live in the basement, so it wouldn’t effect you.
We feel it would be best if you got your own place and have your own shit show.
Imagine what the section 8 EBT on our dole slobs living there look like, never mind what the inside of the house looks like.
I can imagine….
Keep dog on roof. Don’t bring him to China Town, where dogs are a delicacy.
Shhh, Lee. Ancient Chinese secret.
I like y dog with a little hot sauce on it
Worcester wicked sucks and blows like every other place (Boston)that makes you shovel public property, but can’t stop shootings or junkies throwing hypos all over. Fuck that. My town has this little sidewalk plow. I am not required to shovel two tons of fucking sidewalk snow, so people can walk freely down the street and have their dogs shit on my front lawn.
C’mon you noodle armed choir boy, get out there and fucking shovel!
Bull
Please thank your mother for letting me cum all over her tits last night
What did me and your mom say to you about electronics after lights out?
I know I am your stepdad, but when the hell are you going to accept me?
Wish I could live where you are but can barely afford
Worcester. If we don’t shovel we will be fined.
The house is brown. Won’t be long before the roof is brown too.
The dog is just playing! Dogs love rooves! Hasn’t anyone heard of Snoopy! My God!
Almost choked on lunch, Liawatha, good one.
There’s a brown house over yonder, that’s where my doggie poops.
There’s a brown house over yonder, baby, that’s where my doggie poops.
Worcester Renaissance, so hot right now. Worcester Renaissance.
That Dog is the Bull of the household. The cucks were just following orders.
36 Delawanda Dr ?
Cut em some slack! They just moved from Colrain!
Shamed .and still probably couldn’t care less!!! Which is worse?? Folks , being an asshole and doing this , or, doing this and being so self involved that thou don’t see your being an asshole ? which do you think?
Worcester is a city where nobody can say that they’re surprised to see a German Shepherd out on a roof taking a dump in December.
This is literally ‘shit on a shingle’. For those unaware, shit on a shingle is an old school breakfast recipe of creamed corned beef on toast. My grandfather used to make this from time to time back in the day. Wait until the snow melts and those turds clog the downspouts.
Term came from the military. My dad used to talk about it from his time in the army during WWII. Done right, it’s pretty good. I remember eating it as a kid. It’s cheap and we were poor.
My grandfather came from an old school farm family and enlisted in the Navy for WW2. Id say he ate lots of it whilst in the Navy. I never cared for it as Im not a fan of gravy-type meals, barring chicken pot pie. He used to get those little discs of meat that came pre-sliced in a small jar (they were packed like Pringles) and would make the gravy. I just ate the bacon and eggs. Hes long since died…old memories…
This is exactly what a post about a dog taking dump made me want to do, comment about food!
‘Bone’ appetit
Well played NC hillbilly.
Correction…it was chipped beef on toast aka creamed chipped beef on toast.
People can be so lazy. That dog could easily fall off that roof and break its legs because the owner is too lazy to be bothered by it.
Someone who knows where this house is should call the MSPCA. Putting the dog(or dogs) in the position of possibly falling and breaking a leg is cruelty to animals.