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Lazy Worcester Laardvarks Let Their Dog Defecate On Roof, Don’t Shovel Sidewalk, Because Fuck Exercise 

 

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Meanwhile in Worcester, here’s what walking the dog looks like.

Attention turtle riders – this is not how you win the Andrew Porter Contracting ugly roof, free new roof giveaway contest. Having your dog defecate on your house is cheating.

So they shoveled all the way from the door to the street but couldn’t be bothered to walk their dog? God forbid someone in Worcester get some exercise. Notice they didn’t shovel the sidewalk either. People who don’t think it’s their job to shovel their sidewalks are worse than hemorrhoids.

This house is on Delawanda Drive in Webster Square. I used to live less than a quarter of a mile from there, and this is exactly why I left. You have to be pretty God damn ratchet to let your dog urinate on your slippery, icy roof. If the dog fell would they survive? Probably. But if they fell the wrong way and they landed on that fence it wouldn’t be pretty. And all because this lazy laardvarks didn’t feel like getting off their ass and walking their dog.

For shame.

 

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49 Comment(s)
  • FTW
    December 8, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    “People who don’t think it’s their job to shovel their sidewalks”. It’s not the property owners sidewalks. Towns are forcing their residents to perform unpaid labor so the fucking dpw don’t have their afternoon naps interrupted.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    December 8, 2019 at 11:06 am

    I wonder how David J Morrison Sr and Laurie Morrison feel about having their home at 36 Delawanda Drive become Turtleboy Famous.
    Has anyone checked to see of they have a license for their dog?

    • massholes suck
      December 14, 2019 at 7:03 am

      Hey there ASS CLOWN. Just wondering if you have a license for that mouth?

      • Maggie the Cat
        December 14, 2019 at 9:26 am

        Sounds like you might be the owner of the dog or dogs involved. If so, did you think you’d be praised for your ability to avoid shoveling? Did you think the dog (or dogs) would enjoy being mountain dogs? They might enjoy that, of course, right up until one falls and breaks a limb or its entire spine, in which case the veterinarian bill will be huge. I would never put my dog in danger, but I guess a lot of people don’t really care about their pets.

  • Lifelong vernon hilla
    December 7, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    My next door neighbor hasn’t shoveled in 45 years! Every storm, his snow drips across my driveway because we’re on a giant hill. One day it stops snowing at 6am. I work 7-3:30. Planning to shovel the second i got home. I GET A FINE because i didn’t shovel fast enough! He doesn’t even work and he has a snowblower because he’s on a corner and takes great care of the flat side to hell with the hill.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      December 8, 2019 at 12:07 am

      You get a fucking FINE?

      You motherfuckers need to clean house in New England pronto. You are all guilty.

  • Make Moe Mow
    December 7, 2019 at 10:28 am

    After interviewing neighbors this “house of horrors” would be exposed because I suspect there was some disgusting things going on. The first question is: Who resides in the house? Then go from there. Dog shitting on the roof? Adult family aka dirty people, college kids, or elderly man who drove truck for a living.

  • Said Everyone
    December 7, 2019 at 12:17 am

    What a shitty house

  • Cheesemo
    December 6, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    Worcester is a fucking shithole
    It’s filled with spades spics and white people with no money who are trapped living with these subhuman pieces of shit

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 6, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    Where is the picture of the dog taking a dump? Does one exist? If not, we’re taking the word of a trashy neighbor?

  • Animal People
    December 6, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    Animal people are inherently gross.

  • Mom’s Basement
    December 6, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    If there’s no upstairs bathroom there’s either piss bottles in there or piss stained snow below at least one of the upstairs windows.

    • Jugs
      December 7, 2019 at 9:10 am

      Omg I was thinking the same exact thing! My cousin use to rent his basement out, it was a finished basement, just didn’t have a bathroom so the guy had to use the one upstairs. After two months of pretty much never seeing this guy come up stairs to use the bathroom in anyway for showers or the toilet, my cousin started to think maybe he was peeing outside the basement door and taking showers at his girlfriends house. About 2 weeks later the guy decided to stop paying rent and never came back. When my poor cousin opened the door to the room, you would have thought there was a dead body in that room somewhere. There were milk jugs filled to the top with urine and Shaw’s bags tied up with feces inside. It was the most disgusting thing. How anyone lives that way is beyond me. My cousin never rented another room in his home again.

  • Chip Striker
    December 6, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    Poor dog, probably realizes the shithole he lives in and is contemplating jumping off. Can’t blame him, he keeps seeing the EBT receipts for tattoos, flat brimmed Bulls hats, Hennessy and Newports probably wondering where the fuck the Purina is.

    Roof! Roof!! He’s been warning them all along.

  • Squint
    December 6, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    It’s Friday. Howahhhhhh ya? My week!!!! Checking the headline now.

  • bonedawgtuco
    December 6, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    Watch out for those shiticicle’s hanging from the gutters

  • RoofShitter
    December 6, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    I do see anything wrong here. We go out and drop a few deuces on our roof all the time.

    • Roof Shooter
      December 6, 2019 at 4:13 pm

      Go hang around a porter potty and sniff you fecal freak

      • RoofShitter
        December 7, 2019 at 6:52 am

        hey loser – just dropped one on your front porch. come out and sniff

  • Cool
    December 6, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    Actually kind of genius.

    Why break your back shoveling?
    .

    • Not cool
      December 6, 2019 at 4:16 pm

      Me and your mom saw this, and we don’t want you getting any ideas. Plus you live in the basement, so it wouldn’t effect you.

      We feel it would be best if you got your own place and have your own shit show.

  • Captain Trips
    December 6, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    Imagine what the section 8 EBT on our dole slobs living there look like, never mind what the inside of the house looks like.

    I can imagine….

  • Lee Ho
    December 6, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    Keep dog on roof. Don’t bring him to China Town, where dogs are a delicacy.

    • Ho Li Phuk
      December 6, 2019 at 1:54 pm

      Shhh, Lee. Ancient Chinese secret.

    • Barack Obama
      December 6, 2019 at 3:20 pm

      I like y dog with a little hot sauce on it

  • massholio
    December 6, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    Worcester wicked sucks and blows like every other place (Boston)that makes you shovel public property, but can’t stop shootings or junkies throwing hypos all over. Fuck that. My town has this little sidewalk plow. I am not required to shovel two tons of fucking sidewalk snow, so people can walk freely down the street and have their dogs shit on my front lawn.

    • Bullshit
      December 6, 2019 at 1:39 pm

      C’mon you noodle armed choir boy, get out there and fucking shovel!

      • Barney
        December 6, 2019 at 11:33 pm

        Bull

        Please thank your mother for letting me cum all over her tits last night

        • Hey Barney
          December 7, 2019 at 8:33 am

          What did me and your mom say to you about electronics after lights out?

          I know I am your stepdad, but when the hell are you going to accept me?

    • Emily
      December 7, 2019 at 12:21 pm

      Wish I could live where you are but can barely afford
      Worcester. If we don’t shovel we will be fined.

  • That figures
    December 6, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    The house is brown. Won’t be long before the roof is brown too.

  • Liawatha
    December 6, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    The dog is just playing! Dogs love rooves! Hasn’t anyone heard of Snoopy! My God!

    • Lizzy lies
      December 6, 2019 at 2:10 pm

      Almost choked on lunch, Liawatha, good one.

  • jimi
    December 6, 2019 at 11:46 am

    There’s a brown house over yonder, that’s where my doggie poops.
    There’s a brown house over yonder, baby, that’s where my doggie poops.

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 6, 2019 at 11:33 am

    Worcester Renaissance, so hot right now. Worcester Renaissance.

  • Dogbull
    December 6, 2019 at 11:31 am

    That Dog is the Bull of the household. The cucks were just following orders.

  • Used to be nice
    December 6, 2019 at 11:29 am

    36 Delawanda Dr ?

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    December 6, 2019 at 11:27 am

    Cut em some slack! They just moved from Colrain!

  • lisa flood
    December 6, 2019 at 11:22 am

    Shamed .and still probably couldn’t care less!!! Which is worse?? Folks , being an asshole and doing this , or, doing this and being so self involved that thou don’t see your being an asshole ? which do you think?

  • m
    December 6, 2019 at 11:18 am

    Worcester is a city where nobody can say that they’re surprised to see a German Shepherd out on a roof taking a dump in December.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    December 6, 2019 at 10:53 am

    This is literally ‘shit on a shingle’. For those unaware, shit on a shingle is an old school breakfast recipe of creamed corned beef on toast. My grandfather used to make this from time to time back in the day. Wait until the snow melts and those turds clog the downspouts.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      December 6, 2019 at 11:26 am

      Term came from the military. My dad used to talk about it from his time in the army during WWII. Done right, it’s pretty good. I remember eating it as a kid. It’s cheap and we were poor.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        December 6, 2019 at 11:34 am

        My grandfather came from an old school farm family and enlisted in the Navy for WW2. Id say he ate lots of it whilst in the Navy. I never cared for it as Im not a fan of gravy-type meals, barring chicken pot pie. He used to get those little discs of meat that came pre-sliced in a small jar (they were packed like Pringles) and would make the gravy. I just ate the bacon and eggs. Hes long since died…old memories…

        • Oh too funny
          December 6, 2019 at 12:34 pm

          This is exactly what a post about a dog taking dump made me want to do, comment about food!

          • ncfoothillbilly
            December 6, 2019 at 3:12 pm

            ‘Bone’ appetit

          • Oh too funny
            December 6, 2019 at 4:32 pm

            Well played NC hillbilly.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      December 6, 2019 at 11:28 am

      Correction…it was chipped beef on toast aka creamed chipped beef on toast.

  • Get up
    December 6, 2019 at 10:51 am

    People can be so lazy. That dog could easily fall off that roof and break its legs because the owner is too lazy to be bothered by it.

    • Maggie the Cat
      December 6, 2019 at 1:32 pm

      Someone who knows where this house is should call the MSPCA. Putting the dog(or dogs) in the position of possibly falling and breaking a leg is cruelty to animals.

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