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Least Surprising Plot Twist Ever: Mom Of Kid Who Got Cop Hit By Car Had A GoFundMe To Keep Her Family Together And Was Evicted From GBV

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The best part about writing about scumbags is that there is always a trail of debauchery that they left behind. Earlier today we blogged about the “mother” of the 16 year old kid who ran away from a Worcester Police Officer, which led to the cop getting hit by an SUV in Great Brook Valley. Naturally she blamed the lazy Worcester Police for being mean to her asshole son, and openly mocked the cop who was hit by the SUV:


Quality individual right there.

Well it didn’t take long for people to start sending us stuff on her. That’s the thing about these people – it’s never their first time being a dooshnozzle in public. And in the least surprising twist in the history of Turtleboy Sports, it turns out this mother of the year candidate started a GoFundMe to pay for herself to live apparently:

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“If we don’t help, who will?”

Great question. Hey here’s a crazy idea – why doesn’t she just help herself? I know it sounds crazy and all. Two able bodied adults taking care of themselves by paying their own bills. That’s Wally’s World level madness, right? But it just might be crazy enough to work.

It’s weird that she’d have to beg money for this. Most of us could use a little help too, but that’s because so much of what we earn goes to rent/mortgage. Not her though. She lived in Great Brook Valley, which of course is government subsidized. And she STILL didn’t pay the little amount of rent that the WHA asked her to chip in for. She actually pulled off a feat that we didn’t even know was possible – she got evicted from GBV:

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Do you understand how hard that is? Somehow she found a way though. But please, tell me more about how the cops are the lazy ones. Don’t worry though Nicole, you live in Jim McGovern’s congressional district. The gravy train has a 0.0% chance of ending as long as he’s running things. I know you’ve taken the GoFundMe down, but you’ll always have the GoFundMe that never, ever ends – taxpayer dollars.


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16 Comment(s)
  • Jeffrey Neal and Steve Quist suck each other off
    April 17, 2016 at 12:42 am

    These two homos are the ones impersonating posters.

  • The real reddog
    April 16, 2016 at 11:21 pm

    Yea,that wasn’t me. Dam imposter.

  • BobnMic
    April 16, 2016 at 11:02 pm

    Ok so maybe not. Like I was sayin.’ I forgot the topic because it didn’t post so fuck everybody. That should cover it right?

  • BobnMic
    April 16, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    testing 123. looks like I am cut off.

  • Trex
    April 16, 2016 at 8:12 pm

    Jayvomm a recent parole and repeat criminal offender was not quoted as saying after an armed robbery “Where am the stupid fat blonde white bitches at?” and “I best be back in prison before Tuesday cuz’ datz free haircut day!”.

  • Trex
    April 16, 2016 at 7:53 pm

    If you’re in prison and you want pills NO PROBLEM. The state is more than happy to pay for your opiate pills, why the hell not! All of the politicians are deeply invested in drug companies.

  • Trex
    April 16, 2016 at 7:42 pm

    Why don’t criminals fear going to jail? Well let’s see……free housing, 3 prepared meals a day, free medical, free dental, free internet, free HBO, an hour of lifting weights or shooting hoops ………………and yeah did I mention it’s all free for them?

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      April 16, 2016 at 8:36 pm

      You are giving criminals way too much credit. Most of them are just stupid and don’t think they will get caught.

      • BobnMic
        April 16, 2016 at 11:07 pm

        Totally true and a fact. Crime fuck sticks do in fact think they got it over (whatever the fuck that is) your average person. And it ALWAYS gets back to them. Well, in most cases.

    • jesus
      April 18, 2016 at 12:00 am

      Hmm….looks like Jesus can’t post any more – too bad.

      • jesus
        April 18, 2016 at 12:01 am

        In a previous post, Jesus proposed a solution to prison overcrowding. The solution is executing criminals.

  • Trex
    April 16, 2016 at 7:33 pm

    Here’s the 411 for people who bother to read the courthouse records and wonder why repeat offenders don’t go to jail. THE JAILS ARE FULL! There is zero vacancies. The court calls the prisons and says we have a violent drug dealer being sentenced today and the prisons respond sorry but we are booked for 20 years to life.

  • dgaf
    April 16, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    2012. i wonder where she lives now

  • titi ho
    April 16, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    look at the babydaddy, looks more likely to bang a ho upside da head wit a fotee than work a day in his gangsta life. She gets everything she deserves. Welcome to the hard life shitbags..lololol

  • Reddog
    April 16, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    Just for the record was the reliable source for this article a third grader?

    • whatevuh
      April 16, 2016 at 6:34 pm

      mentally a 3rd grader

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