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The best part about writing about scumbags is that there is always a trail of debauchery that they left behind. Earlier today we blogged about the “mother” of the 16 year old kid who ran away from a Worcester Police Officer, which led to the cop getting hit by an SUV in Great Brook Valley. Naturally she blamed the lazy Worcester Police for being mean to her asshole son, and openly mocked the cop who was hit by the SUV:
Quality individual right there.
Well it didn’t take long for people to start sending us stuff on her. That’s the thing about these people – it’s never their first time being a dooshnozzle in public. And in the least surprising twist in the history of Turtleboy Sports, it turns out this mother of the year candidate started a GoFundMe to pay for herself to live apparently:
“If we don’t help, who will?”
Great question. Hey here’s a crazy idea – why doesn’t she just help herself? I know it sounds crazy and all. Two able bodied adults taking care of themselves by paying their own bills. That’s Wally’s World level madness, right? But it just might be crazy enough to work.
It’s weird that she’d have to beg money for this. Most of us could use a little help too, but that’s because so much of what we earn goes to rent/mortgage. Not her though. She lived in Great Brook Valley, which of course is government subsidized. And she STILL didn’t pay the little amount of rent that the WHA asked her to chip in for. She actually pulled off a feat that we didn’t even know was possible – she got evicted from GBV:
Do you understand how hard that is? Somehow she found a way though. But please, tell me more about how the cops are the lazy ones. Don’t worry though Nicole, you live in Jim McGovern’s congressional district. The gravy train has a 0.0% chance of ending as long as he’s running things. I know you’ve taken the GoFundMe down, but you’ll always have the GoFundMe that never, ever ends – taxpayer dollars.
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