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Legendary Fitchburg SJW Lectures White People About Cultural Appropriation, Forgets About Facebook Profile Picture In Hijab

Legendary Fitchburg SJW Lectures White People About Cultural Appropriation, Forgets About Facebook Profile Picture In Hijab

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Last summer we blogged about Fitchburg and Leominster when they started a campaign to aggressively deter people from giving money to panhandlers:

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Naturally some champion of social justice named Christi Frink started a petition to get rid of these offensive signs.

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Anyway, someone pointed us towards a Facebook thread from last month that was too funny not to share with turtle riders. It all began when this guy stoked the flames of passion by asking if dreadlocks on white people was racist:

Most people would say, “No, of course not. Stop trying to provoke the trolls.” Not Christi Frink though:

Good point Christi. It’s not like we’re living in a melting pot or anything like that. Embracing cultures that allegedly “belong” to other cultures is the definition of racism. Although at the same time, is Christi not appropriating sumo culture?

Just sayin. It’s OK though because she still gets “plenty of dickings.”

Well, that’s just swell. Excuse me while I appropriate the enchiladas I just ate for dinner.

Oh, and it’s not her fault that she resembles a swollen testicular hernia. Just like 99.9% of people who struggle with this problem, she has a “medical issue.”

And by “medical issue” she means, “I’d rather call people racist on the Internet than use my Planet Fitness membership.”

Anyway, I’ve noticed that generally the only people who are offended by “cultural appropriation” are white people like Christi. Seems like black and brown people don’t really give a shit. Probably because they have more important things to worry about. Don’t worry though, Christi is here to check their privilege too:

Amazing. Can’t make this stuff up.

Yea Leo, Latinos can’t have opinions on cultural appropriation of black people. Only white people like Christi Frink can.

She really is the most magnificent SJW these eyes have ever seen. It’s like she’s not even real. Like, if I could create a SJW stereotype from scratch, purely for our amusement, I would design Christi Frink. What do you get when you mix, “ally to POC,” “reverse racism isn’t a thing,” “stay woke,” “here’s a link from the Huffington Post that speaks for me,” and “white privilege”?

SJW Buzzword Bingo!!

But wait, it gets better:

Yup, the woman who thinks it’s racist to display elements of another culture has a Facebook profile picture of herself dressing up like a Muslim:

You cannot make this stuff up. These people are real.

But it’s totally not cultural appropriation because “white people can be Muslim.”

Yes Christi, white people can be Muslim. Very good. The problem is that you are not one of those white people. You are not a Muslim, as much as I would LOVE to see you live in a Muslim country and attempt to share your views on politics to the nice and tolerant people of Saudi Arabia.

It’s OK though because it was “world hijab day” and she only wore it to respect her Muslim friend:

So……does that mean I can wear dreadlocks, so long as I am with my black friend at a Rastafarian festival? Just wanna make sure I get these rules right before my next haircut.

Christi is a very important person who accomplishes a lot for people of color, whether it be blocking roads, “resisting,” using hashtags, or calling other white people racist while she’s on the can.

Her meme game is strong:

She does really important things every day, like telling people they’re racist if they don’t like to work on the Oreo assembly line:

She’s not a fan of Fitchburg’s current non SJW leadership, because they’re too white:

Guess she won’t be voting for 9 iron express on 48 Cedar Street.

She hates white feminism:

She calls out racist advertising when she sees it

But believe it or not she USED TO BED a racist, back in her color blind phase:

Luckily now she subscribes to Slate, got her privilege checked, and became an Internet Martin Luther King Jr.

Anyway, people like Christi Frink should be openly mocked and laughed at. They might seem harmless, but they’re not. Their idiotic line of thinking has not only permeated our culture, it’s infiltrated our government. These people are getting appointed to city boards, setting policy, taking over college campuses, and attacking small businesses that don’t play along with their bullshit. They are a disease, and the only cure is public humiliation. This is why we fight.

P.S. This is my new favorite meme ever:



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31 Comment(s)
  • luciano
    March 20, 2018 at 8:02 pm

    los ee uu son una raza de odiadores, de raza practicamente, mientras que aca lo mejor que le puede pasar a un hombre es estar con una morena . africana o brazilera. aya es una novedad lo que en otra época whas a break of lau or something stpuid like your racism .

  • lucianoi
    March 20, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    hola from bs as… de quien es esta web?

    • luciano
      March 20, 2018 at 7:59 pm

      Luciano … )

  • MyrtleTheTurtle
    June 23, 2017 at 12:53 pm

    She only wore the hijab to cover her 3 chins.

  • Nelson Greenwood
    June 23, 2017 at 4:05 am

    I’m just upset that my comment that “her body looks like a hefty bag full of vegetable soup “(Campbell’s CHUNKY of course) didn’t make the article. That and Rick Paterson verbally obliterating this girl

  • msheadkracker
    Whale hunter, I harpoon these bitches
    June 22, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    By her logic, eating any food other than what goes with your heritage is cultural appropriation, she should have a nice hard time finding enough krill to filter through that gullet. I blame whoever told her that she was good enough, and gave her a trophy for losing, she’s a product of the “everyone is a winner” generation. No, she’s not good enough, she needs gym class and lettuce for at least 2 years, then maybe she’ll shed the 3 peoples worth of fat she’s carrying around and showing everyone, which is nasty, fat acceptance is disgusting and all these fat nasty bitches need to go back into hiding, I’m sick of seeing it everywhere.

  • S.R.R
    June 22, 2017 at 11:57 am

    Cristi Frink is a walking, talking,contradiction she should be the poster child for all that is wrong with society and the worst part is she will never see it. The SJW’s shoving their pc bullshit down everyone’s throat’s has only created an enormous divide in our culture and yes America was the greatest Culture ever because of all of the wonderful things that each group of immigrants brought with them and in doing so it enriched our Nation everyone added many ingredients to the pot taking a bland broth and turning it into a Hardy stew, surely Frink has a love of eating Hardy meals,but her and other sjw have all but destroyed that by insisting the ingredients be removed from the stew and only the group that brought them here may use them, Now if we were talking about actual food I am certain Frink would object and find a way to legitimize her reasoning, from what I can see she has culturally appropriated tons of food from other cultures. We don’t need the Cristi Frinks of the world causing further division and destroying what makes America Great, unique and delicious. Maybe we need to have an anti- SJW day everyone would deliberately wear clothes from different cultures, Mexican’s in lederhosen complete with German beer drank from Stein’s, Irish folks with dreadlocks and wearing dashikis. We could call it America day.

    • gfldgadfly
      June 22, 2017 at 1:57 pm

      That is the best idea ever! Seriously, screw this whole cultural appropriation crap.
      Great post!

  • Publius
    June 22, 2017 at 11:38 am

    If the democrats ever want to win another national election they would be well served to run far far away from these SJW wingnuts. “cultural appropriation” another made up fake racism made up by white people who feel superior to others

  • The Executioner
    June 22, 2017 at 10:53 am

    I’m wondering the make and model of the outdoor game camera used to take the pics as this panda bear wandered thru the forest of bamboo trees…took really sharp images and I have a lot of wildlife I want to capture around my house.

  • Ashley Mendolusky
    June 22, 2017 at 9:23 am

    Jesse Hickman is the greatest thing to happen to Central Mass.

  • Eric
    June 22, 2017 at 8:48 am

    Its Frinklypuff. Trigglypuff’s cousin.

  • JoeMomma
    June 22, 2017 at 7:13 am

    Looks like she has appropriated the body of an elephant

  • azifell99
    June 22, 2017 at 6:37 am

    A few days ago a humpback whale washed up onshore in New Jersey and officials thought it was dead.Looks like she has made a miraculous nice recovery

  • Independent Thinker
    June 22, 2017 at 6:13 am

    Someone who looks like that shouldn’t be taking selfies in her underwear.

    And someone who looks hot who was raised properly wouldn’t be taking selfies in her underwear and then posting it on facebook. Remember, Harvard rescinded a number of acceptances after seeing what people were posting on facebook.

  • Steven Stover
    June 22, 2017 at 12:11 am

    Morons aka SJW’s have taken over the democratic party which assures us that Trump will win a second term.

  • Fuck off
    June 21, 2017 at 11:29 pm

    Why don’t you just leave her the fuck alone… like seriously..

    1. February 1st was world Hijab day where ANYONE could wear a hijab in support.. if you look at the picture the date is right fucken there.

    Plus why the fuck are you making an article about shit that happened a fucken month ago.. I see people internet argue all the fucken time and you don’t put shit about them why target this one specific person.

    You fucken disgust me with all the bullshit and shit talk and whatever else you fucken put on here and it’s people like that they should be writing about..

    Grow some fucken balls and get a fucken life!!

    • LivesinWebster
      June 21, 2017 at 11:37 pm

      Hey, FUCK OFF, It’s fucking, not “fUCKEN” stupid!

    • Feminine Feminist
      June 22, 2017 at 12:18 am

      ” February 1st was world Hijab day where ANYONE could wear a hijab in support”
      In support of WHAT exactly?

      Wearing a head covering? That sounds lame…”Yay me, I am wearing a covering on my head!”
      Being Muslim? “Whew, glad some highly offended non-Muslim women are wearing head coverings. OH! Maybe she’ll put some cartoons on her Web site too! Edgy!”

      Amateur…Want to be a ‘feminist?’ Take a page from your own kind’s playbook: Why NO WOMEN’S FACES SHOWING in your ‘edgy’ “F— Your White Feminism” cartoon? Why no black women either, hmmm? Why are two of the women shown ‘lower’ than the white-looking one?
      (Sounds silly, huh?)

      Best question yet – Are you going to undergo Female Genital Mutilation because your hajib wearing friend may have had that done too? I guess “Support FGM Day” just doesn’t sound as cutesy, eh?


    • The Philistine
      June 22, 2017 at 6:33 am

      Oh, here’s her white knight. Not sure if it’s OK to speak such words?

    • Cory
      June 22, 2017 at 10:42 am

      You know that’s not how you spell fucking or fuckin’, and it literally makes no difference if there was a world hijab day, does nothing to negate the arguments highlighting her hypocrisy.

    • Court
      June 22, 2017 at 2:24 pm

      Why don’t you leave her alone
      Waah waah waah.
      Even if it happened TWO or THREE months ago, she was going to be put out there. She’s a hypocrite. She’s brainwashed. She’s toxic.

    • Sterling Turtle Rider
      June 25, 2017 at 1:32 am

      By your logic, why were we talking about what Trump said on that tape back in ’05 during the election? It was TOTALLY 11 years ago, like, get over it… duh!


  • timecube
    June 21, 2017 at 11:06 pm

    I rofl’ed at “every inch of my beautiful body”

  • Mr Butthurt
    June 21, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    In a open relation ship with Skyler Frink. I cannot for the life of me imagine rolling the beast in flour and looking for anything remotely close to wet.

  • John Barker
    June 21, 2017 at 10:53 pm

    When dirt was discovered, I was told to “ignore and it will go away” EFF that, this is much more fun! It’s insane that people like this exist! I have to pause occasionally to soak in what I just read.

  • Mr Butthurt
    June 21, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    Oh can you pull into the McDonalds it has been 2 hours since I engulfed 4 QP’s

  • Woken all day
    June 21, 2017 at 10:51 pm

    I think the hump back whales are offended by her pretending to be one. They also disapprove of cultural appropriation.

  • Mr Butthurt
    June 21, 2017 at 10:50 pm

    What a fucktard. We are screwed as a society with idiots like her.

  • June 21, 2017 at 10:48 pm

    her problem is self evident

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