Legendary Fitchburg SJW Lectures White People About Cultural Appropriation, Forgets About Facebook Profile Picture In Hijab
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Last summer we blogged about Fitchburg and Leominster when they started a campaign to aggressively deter people from giving money to panhandlers:
Naturally some champion of social justice named Christi Frink started a Change.org petition to get rid of these offensive signs.
Anyway, someone pointed us towards a Facebook thread from last month that was too funny not to share with turtle riders. It all began when this guy stoked the flames of passion by asking if dreadlocks on white people was racist:
Most people would say, “No, of course not. Stop trying to provoke the trolls.” Not Christi Frink though:
Good point Christi. It’s not like we’re living in a melting pot or anything like that. Embracing cultures that allegedly “belong” to other cultures is the definition of racism. Although at the same time, is Christi not appropriating sumo culture?
Just sayin. It’s OK though because she still gets “plenty of dickings.”
Well, that’s just swell. Excuse me while I appropriate the enchiladas I just ate for dinner.
Oh, and it’s not her fault that she resembles a swollen testicular hernia. Just like 99.9% of people who struggle with this problem, she has a “medical issue.”
And by “medical issue” she means, “I’d rather call people racist on the Internet than use my Planet Fitness membership.”
Anyway, I’ve noticed that generally the only people who are offended by “cultural appropriation” are white people like Christi. Seems like black and brown people don’t really give a shit. Probably because they have more important things to worry about. Don’t worry though, Christi is here to check their privilege too:
Amazing. Can’t make this stuff up.
Yea Leo, Latinos can’t have opinions on cultural appropriation of black people. Only white people like Christi Frink can.
She really is the most magnificent SJW these eyes have ever seen. It’s like she’s not even real. Like, if I could create a SJW stereotype from scratch, purely for our amusement, I would design Christi Frink. What do you get when you mix, “ally to POC,” “reverse racism isn’t a thing,” “stay woke,” “here’s a link from the Huffington Post that speaks for me,” and “white privilege”?
SJW Buzzword Bingo!!
But wait, it gets better:
Yup, the woman who thinks it’s racist to display elements of another culture has a Facebook profile picture of herself dressing up like a Muslim:
You cannot make this stuff up. These people are real.
But it’s totally not cultural appropriation because “white people can be Muslim.”
Yes Christi, white people can be Muslim. Very good. The problem is that you are not one of those white people. You are not a Muslim, as much as I would LOVE to see you live in a Muslim country and attempt to share your views on politics to the nice and tolerant people of Saudi Arabia.
It’s OK though because it was “world hijab day” and she only wore it to respect her Muslim friend:
So……does that mean I can wear dreadlocks, so long as I am with my black friend at a Rastafarian festival? Just wanna make sure I get these rules right before my next haircut.
Christi is a very important person who accomplishes a lot for people of color, whether it be blocking roads, “resisting,” using hashtags, or calling other white people racist while she’s on the can.
Her meme game is strong:
She does really important things every day, like telling people they’re racist if they don’t like to work on the Oreo assembly line:
She’s not a fan of Fitchburg’s current non SJW leadership, because they’re too white:
Guess she won’t be voting for 9 iron express on 48 Cedar Street.
She hates white feminism:
She calls out racist advertising when she sees it
But believe it or not she USED TO BED a racist, back in her color blind phase:
Luckily now she subscribes to Slate, got her privilege checked, and became an Internet Martin Luther King Jr.
Anyway, people like Christi Frink should be openly mocked and laughed at. They might seem harmless, but they’re not. Their idiotic line of thinking has not only permeated our culture, it’s infiltrated our government. These people are getting appointed to city boards, setting policy, taking over college campuses, and attacking small businesses that don’t play along with their bullshit. They are a disease, and the only cure is public humiliation. This is why we fight.
P.S. This is my new favorite meme ever:
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