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Legendary Tyngsboro Bus Driver Gets Wasted On Way To Pick Up Load Of Kids, Somehow Slips Out Of Handcuffs And Answers Phone Call

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WHDHA bus driver in Tyngsboro has been fired after she was arrested on drunken driving charges earlier this week, according to 7News sources. A police report first obtained by 7News said officers responded around 3:45 p.m. on Monday to Brickhouse Pizza on Middlesex Road for a report of a school bus that was haphazardly parked in the lot with the driver appearing intoxicated. Debra Cloutier, 57, was allegedly found drunk inside the bus, which is owned by Christianson Bus Company. Field sobriety tests conducted determined that Cloutier had a blood-alcohol level of 0.157, nearly twice the legal limit.

“She really didn’t understand what was going on. She was confused,” Police Chief Richard Howe said.

There were no students on board the school bus at the time, but Howe said Cloutier was headed to pick up students at Innovation Academy when she pulled into the pizza shop.

“She failed to show up. Calls went out to find out where that bus was. This was the bus,” Howe said.

The owner of Brickhouse Pizza says he called 911, alerting police of Cloutier’s presence outside his shop.

“She pulled in and she was just acting erratic,” Chris Callery said. “She said she was going to pick up the kids at the school so I called the authorities and they came.”

Cloutier admitted to officers that she had been drinking, saying she had a “celebratory drink” with a friend, according to a police report. 7’s Steve Cooper reports that Cloutier, while in a police cruiser following her arrest, slipped out of handcuffs and answered a phone call.

Oh man, how come this lady couldn’t drive my bus? All of my drivers were functional drunks who didn’t start hitting the sauce until at 8 minutes after the shift ended. I can’t imagine a more exciting bus ride home than with a woman who likes to get socially drunk and go out for pizza at 3 in the afternoon.

She had a good excuse at least. She just had a “celebratory drink” beforehand. Who doesn’t go out for a celebratory drink with friend immediately before picking up a busload full of children. My question is, what was she celebrating at that time? Menopause? Waking up before noon? Finding half a pack of Newport Lights lodged in the sofa cushion?

Then this broad gets into the squad car, pulls a Houdini, and the next thing you know she’s chatting it up with her girlfriends on her cell phone. I’m not even mad. That’s amazing. The only thing I’m upset about is the fact that she doesn’t have a Facebook. Then again the odds of this woman knowing how to use the Internet are slim to none anyway.

17 Comment(s)
  • Monster Bus Driver
    February 10, 2018 at 1:15 pm

    Can’t blame her, the monsters will drive one crazy.

    • February 10, 2018 at 2:31 pm

      Who is the source for this story?

      • February 17, 2018 at 9:41 am

        Were the kids acting like pissants ?

  • Travis Rearick
    Charlie Sheen
    February 10, 2018 at 12:21 pm


  • Neggy
    February 10, 2018 at 9:29 am

    A CDL driver has a much lower B.A.C. threshold , .04 is considered operating under the influence, anything above .02 is probable cause. Plus there are “Bottle to throttle” time regulations ( 8 hours IIRC ) so… she was actually almost 4 times the legal limit AT THE TIME OF TESTING, and was probably more than that at some point. Her CDL will be revoked for life, her MA D.T.E. school bus license will be revoked, and if the local PD had a brain they filed paperwork that she is a imminent threat and the RMV will not give her the 15 day paper license a DWI suspect gets pending revocation.

  • Stunt Penis
    February 10, 2018 at 8:35 am

    I’d be drunk and high all the time too if my job involved shepherding around a bunch of screaming brats all day.

  • Ljs
    February 10, 2018 at 8:09 am

    Quit commenting about that fat skank on every story. Most of us have forgotten that overweight orangutans stupid fucking name by now, so should you. (Was it king louie??) Your groveling just makes u look pathetic. Turtleboy doesn’t come to your work and tell you how to make mcdoubles, so shut the fuck up already. It’s not even entertaining anymore. Put a gun in your mouth and save the people unfortunate enough to have to b near you.

  • TJB
    February 10, 2018 at 8:09 am

    officers responded around 3:45 p.m. on Monday to Brickhouse Pizza on Middlesex Road for a report of a school bus that was haphazardly parked in the lot with the driver appearing intoxicated.

    What? Not everybody is falling down drunk at 3:45 PM?
    How many times was she jacked up and driving before today?

  • Well, No Shit
    February 10, 2018 at 7:21 am

    Innovation Academy

    I, too, would probably drink myself into oblivion if my job entailed dealing with the sweet cherubs from a charter school. These “schools” are typically nothing more than repositories for delinquents who just can’t seem to get their heads and asses wired together. 

    That Woburn cocksocket from the other article should be shipped to Innovation Academy. I’m sure that he’d be right at home. 

  • Hugh Jass
    February 10, 2018 at 5:48 am

    TB will be driving school busses soon because he poked the wrong grrrl and DeDe made him regret it. Bigly. Snicker.

    • Archie
      February 10, 2018 at 9:54 am

      You know who will NOT be driving a school bus ever???  YOU Lynchy:..  you fat fucking MURDERER!!!  

      And do not for one second try to feel tough or act like you’re some sort of hardened criminal. Your ineptness, man boobs and lack of athleticism led you to try and put the blame on everyone else. 

      My question is, why aren’t you back in the old neighborhood?  Why aren’t you back helping kids or felons in what’s left of your old community?

      I’ll tell you why… because you’re not welcomed. The real criminals will simply titty-fuck the same way you were wedgied back in the day!

  • Heat Miser
    February 10, 2018 at 1:33 am

    Who the fuck is going to drive these school buses if you can’t be wasted while doing it? For example, bad service and understaffing are systemic to many Chuck E Cheese franchises since some deplorable enacted a law to prevent registered sex offenders from working there. Before we know it, the bastard children of the underrepresented are going to have to be chafeurred to Skool by the Police while the uppity taxpayers kids get to walk or get dropped off by parents in their fancy 8 year old cars. 

    • Hugh Jass
      February 10, 2018 at 5:52 am

      Heat Myser, people like me on the full dole appreciate your largesse. People like you working 2 jobs to pay for us to lay around — well, thank you from the bottom of my new iphone… Snicker.

      • Screw PC
        February 10, 2018 at 9:09 am

        Nobody on the “full dole” even knows the word “largesse”. You’re another cocksucking limey fuck who jumps on the message board because he doesn’t like Trump – and you’re from the U.K., who are in the top 10 asshole countries of all time. Just ask Ireland about Oliver Cromwell, you hypocritical cunt. India says fuck you too. You have the balls to be “liberal” in a country that is running damage control for an entire history of draconian oppression and imperialist seizure of innocent countries. Meanwhile, you have Taliban bookstores in London while the ragheads are busy killing anybody who’s white. Maybe that has something to do with London’s mayor being a smelly Paki, and Pakistan was the country that killed their female prime minister Benazir Bhutto (who was also a leftist), still does savage honor killings if wives finally figure out how much their asshole Muslim husbands suck and try to leave them, and hid Osama bin Laden. You fucking liberals suck dog dicks no matter where you are. Have fun going down the tubes like France while you bone each other up the ass and the ragheads blow up everything. Fuck off and die of leprosy and cancer.

        • Joe Bill
          February 11, 2018 at 12:15 am

          Well put

  • Chip Striker
    February 9, 2018 at 11:52 pm

    Andover will hire her.

    • Roger
      February 10, 2018 at 7:48 am


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