Legendary Yarmouth Man With 109 Priors Arrested With 12 Bags Of Heroin And Crack Up His Butthole

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Fox 25 News: A man with 109 prior charges in Massachusetts is facing charges once again, this time for felony drug possession. Yarmouth Police pulled over a rented white KIA for a moving violation Tuesday. Police said the passenger, Wykeem Lloyd Price, was known to officers and has an extensive criminal history, with many firearm and drug charges. Police said both the driver and Price were acting suspicious, so a Yarmouth Police Drug Enforcement officer and his K9 came to the scene. Police said the K9 indicated Price had drugs in his buttocks. At the police station, police said officers found four small bags of heroin, eight small bags of crack cocaine and one prescription pill. 

Sweet baby Jesus. How big is this guy’s anus? Four bags of heroin, eight bags of crack, and a prescription pill were all up his asshole at the same time? That’s a lot of drugs to fit in your poopshoot at one time!!! I’m not even mad. That’s amazing. What I don’t understand is why? Isn’t the whole purpose of sticking drugs up your ass to prevent the cops from finding them? Sounds like it took Yarmouth PD about five seconds to realize that Wykeem is was clearly possessing 12 bags of drugs in his anus. Seems like a lot of trouble to go through if they can find it just as easily as they could if they looked through your glove box.

Anyway, you would think that after the first 109 times my man Wykeem would’ve got the message. But then again he lives in Massachusetts, the land of 200 chances. He’s barely halfway there. Since the next judge probably won’t do anything to him either the cops should’ve just made him eat all the drugs right there on the spot. Maybe then he’d learn that being a drug dealer isn’t very cool if you have to shove crack into your crack and then eat it.

P.S. I love how this happened at the Cape. The Cape is turning to shit so fast. The only places that really qualify as a vacation anymore is everything east of Yarmouth. The rest is just Brockton’s leftovers.

Double P.S. Who rents a Kia? Were they all out of other cars?

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