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Let’s Find This Dickhead Who Drove Over A Flock Of Turkeys On Purpose

People need to find better ways to prove to the world they aren’t eunuchs.


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Have I said how tired I am of people being rotten to animals? No? Because I am.

Last week we had a guy capping a puppy five times. Today we’ve got a walking vagina plowing through a flock of wild turkeys for sport. What’s next? Deer stabbing? Cat skinning? Goldfish bleaching?

When will people stop being violent towards defenseless creatures?

The whole thing was caught in a really terrible video that you can watch here:

I’m not sure if anything will come of it, as the dude behind the camera was just taking a quick video of some birds and the quality isn’t great, but it would be nice to have someone know who this asshole is and see the them slapped with an cruelty charge. I’m so tired of these people I could puke.

WBSM WAREHAM – Wareham officials are asking for the public’s help in identifying a vehicle that may have purposefully driven through a flock of wild turkeys.

The Wareham Department of Natural Resources has released a video taken by a motorist on Great Neck Road Sunday. The video shows dozens of turkeys on a nearby property, with several of them making their way across the road.

The person recording the incident told authorities an oncoming truck appears to speed up in the video, and drives over several turkeys.

The truck is described as an older model Ford, possibly red or a dark color with cab lights and a cap or cargo rack that extends above the cab of the truck.

Anyone with information on the incident is asked to contact the Wareham Department of Natural Resources at (508) 291-3100 ext:3180  


17 Comment(s)
  • Karen
    October 19, 2017 at 10:16 am

    While this incident is horrific i find it disturbing that these turkies are getting this much coverage. A 23 year old man was hit by a car in Manomet, thrown over 90 feet and killed and the driver fled the scene. They had to find her using forensics. They find her the next day. They dont arrest her or even charge her. They even refused to put “hit and run” on the police report and yet, not one mention in any local news paper. Even after fox covered the story. Not one mention. But turkies are makung headlines. Just very sad to me.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    October 19, 2017 at 12:29 am

    I can understand the frustration – the turkeys are getting more numerous and dumber/more aggressive the last few years. They’re always sauntering across the road without a care in the world. It sucks to have to deal with it, but you can’t just go all ‘Turtleboy Hippie Plowingmobile’ on them like this.
    Even if you don’t care about being so blatantly cruel to a wild animal, than you should at least not do it because of the damage it would do to your car. Then again, no one ever loses a bet by underestimating the average intelligence of a motorist on the roads.

  • Phillip myglass
    October 17, 2017 at 9:39 pm

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  • Imrubberyoureglue
    October 16, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    Ok that just pissed me off! I am disabled and fought 5 yrs to get approved after working 30 plus yrs with multiple autoimmune diseases inluding fibromyalgia, lyme, palmer Plantar Plaque Psoriasis on the bottom of my feet and palms of my hands, psoriatic & rheumatoid arthritis. So got to the point of 2-3 days a week missed from work. Worked 2-3 jobs up until 2006 when i met my now husband. We did ivf in 2008, had a beautiful daughter in 2009 and the hormones escalated ALL of my autoimmune diseases and gave me a split pubic bone. I also have ptsd, anxiety and disassociative issues.

    Thats just backstory, i took all my backpay and after finding out my daughter gets a payment too i was just shocked, i guess i had no clue since I didn’t know the ins and outs of living off the system. Anyway our total backpay or retro was pretty big. I put it to the best use…replacing the home i lost to bankruptcy 2 yrs ago that i bought as a single mom. I put $30k down on it after selling my first home, a tiny log cabin in northern nj.

    Well finally my point, the house is an old Victorian built before 1900, its HUGE! My son who is 28 says “why do you 3 need a huge house?” Well i didn’t want to tell him that there is a good possibility i will be in a wheelchair someday 🙁 but with osteoarthritis in my lower back/spine and right knee bone on bone its pretty likely.

    I was pretty much bedridden since the closing on 9/29 but pulled the cane out and backbrace and waddled to my car to drive the 1.2 mile to our new 203k house.

    I was so excited to see the overgrown yard was full of turkies 🙂 i mean only around 4-5 but still they were so beautiful. I lived in lake communities with HOA’s but this house is thank god not in one. It is across from the police dept, munivipal court and town center lol oh yeah the fire dept too! That test alarm they do DAILY!

    How can someone do this shit?

    I lived on clinton road prior look it up, scariest road in nj in west milford, i used to see assholes from city areas drive up for scares and do this kind of shit all the time…assfuckingholes

    • Finn
      October 16, 2017 at 8:28 pm

      “I am disabled and fought 5 yrs to get approved after working 30 plus yrs with multiple autoimmune diseases inluding fibromyalgia, lyme, palmer Plantar Plaque Psoriasis on the bottom of my feet and palms of my hands, psoriatic & rheumatoid arthritis. …escalated ALL of my autoimmune diseases and gave me a split pubic bone. I also have ptsd, anxiety and disassociative issues… osteoarthritis in my lower back/spine and right knee bone on bone its pretty likely…”

      Dear God… [shakes head]

    • ChrisInShrewsbury
      October 16, 2017 at 10:41 pm

      This is pure gold. Thank you sir, I got a real kick out of your story. Please do explain what your stool looked like this evening!

  • Buck Futts
    October 16, 2017 at 7:07 pm

    What’s the problem? It’s Hunting Season you pussies.
    People are killing turkeys all over this great country right now. So what if it he didn’t use a shotgun.
    Quit worrying about what others are doing and enjoy your urban environment

  • Fatfingr Lou
    October 16, 2017 at 3:50 pm

    Give him a choice:

    Wear a dead one hanging from his neck for a month and walk around one of the rotaries with a sign.

    Do 30 days on detail collecting same.

  • Independent Thinker
    October 16, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    Turkeys are decent animals. I can’t stand the geese. They crap everywhere and never leave. Canadian geese are a migratory game bird. They belong in Canada, not here. You should be able to shoot them if they reside on your property.

    • October 16, 2017 at 3:35 pm

      I am going to run for president and one of my campaign promises will be a wall on our northern border. Canada is sending this things in droves. They’re rapists and drug dealers….well…not all of the….some are probably very nice people….but it is clear that Canada isn’t sending their best and brightest.

  • Rochambeau
    October 16, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    Being late because of a flock of turkeys is a valid reason in rural parts of mass. Take video and count the birds. Brag at your meeting or job that umpteen birds were blocking the road. Inevitably, someone else will one-up your turkey count. Demand video or else their claim is invalid. Everyone knows this.

  • Finn
    October 16, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    What an asshat. I really hope he’s caught and charged with animal cruelty.

    • Doctor Fuhk
      October 16, 2017 at 9:24 pm

      I agree its a shitty thing to do but i hate when people use the term “asshat”. It’s ok, you can use the word “asshole” you fucking cunt.

      • Finn
        October 16, 2017 at 10:21 pm

        Thanks dollface! #asshat

  • Chevy Powah
    October 16, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    Had to be a Ford.
    Chevy people don’t do that shit.

    Seriously tho, what an Asshole!

    • October 16, 2017 at 3:38 pm

      Yeah, chevy people would never be out in public that time of day. They’re usually home fucking their own children at that hour.

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