Shaming Handicapped Parkers

Let’s Identify This Trash Goblin Who Parked In A Handicapped Spot, Ordered Food, Never Paid For It, And Drove Away Because He Knew We Took Pictures Of Him


We haven’t shamed any able bodied handicapped spot parkers in a while even though a whole bunch of you have sent in submissions. I apologize for that, as we didn’t mean to ignore you. Just things get busy around the turtle offices these days, what with our five million lawsuits, death threats, and expo-zays. But today was a sacred day in the Uncle Turtleboy family –  Donut Friday. And I was with my crotch fruits in Worcester when all of a sudden this douchebag shows up.

He had just parked in the only handicapped spot at the business, which is frequented most often by elderly people.

Everyone in there told him he was parked in a handicapped spot, and he just could give a shit less. He said “just one second, just one second.” Then he started asking the woman behind the counter if they sold smoothies. Then he asked more questions about their menu and ordered something.

Newsflash – it’s not OK to park in a handicapped spot even if you’re going in and out. Ever. But this trash goblin was planning on ordering food, waiting for it, and then leaving. In other words, he was doing what 99% of customers at the Donut Express do. This wasn’t an in and out situation.

I lost my cool and told him it’s not OK, and that there are a million open spots in the parking lot less than 20 feet from the door. But again, he just could not care less until I started taking pictures. As soon as I took a picture of him and his vehicle he immediately got into his car and I assumed he was moving it to a legal spot. Instead he just bounced without paying for whatever he ordered.

What a shitbag. Let’s identify him. The license plate number appears to be 8CXB 10, although the last digit is slightly blocked by the Souza-Baranowski window frame. I don’t see how that can be anything but a 0 there. So yea, if we could get a turtle rider to run those plates and send us a name at, or by messaging TBNews on Facebook, that would be fantastic. I now have a new urgency to expose more and more of these people because their arrogance, and lack of understanding that what they’re doing is so, so wrong, just amazes me. Our job is not done yet.  Don’t disrespect Donut Friday.


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47 Comment(s)
  • Bloop
    March 16, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    If someone just painted “handicap parking” on the ground without the legally posted HP sign it doesn’t mean anything. Don’t know the details about this but it sounds like that may be case here. Of course I could be wrong but without all the details, the owner needs to do a better job making it legal(if it isn’t) and clear.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 16, 2019 at 8:39 am

    All you haters. TB is sick of these fuckin pajama wearing losers doing whatever the fuck They want. What’s wrong with that? The majority of us are sick of it. Those who aren’t, find excuses to attack the turtle. Keep on TB! Im sick f these fucks. Embarres the shit outta him!

  • JJ
    March 16, 2019 at 2:12 am

    I’m not sure of his name.
    I guarantee hes one of your local heroin dealers though. He looks like one of those scuzzy types of riffraff.

  • The Turtle Douche
    March 15, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    I was there today in the donut shop. I find it even more humiliating that you will start an argument with a random stranger in front of your children. That’s an example of a pathetic fathering.It’s also funny how you don’t inform your turtle riders on how the handicap spot was barely visible itself, and covered with snow. I now expect you to be in handicap bathroom stalls watching people take shits. Additionally, you should address your own history of sexual misconduct in a Buffalo Bills game. I bet that instead of trying to argue with you more as your children were there, he decided to leave in order to avoid the conflict. What kind of role model are you to your children, to shame someone who’s barely saw a parking spot like you as a person have not made mistakes. Pathetic journalism. Please write about something more productive. Turtleshit.

  • Mr. Bubz
    March 15, 2019 at 10:01 pm

    “slightly blocked by the Souza-Baranowski window frame”…as a Screw that has to punch in and out of that shithole 5 days a week…I appreciate this humor 😀 😀 😀

    March 15, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    All parking spots in Massofchewedshits should be handicapped, everyone in this shitty state is a retard.

  • Milf Assessor
    March 15, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    Living in East Boston. Literally my whole street became handicapped spots. Scam city. I mean the whole fuckin street were riding rascals? Please. They were healthy as fuck scammers


  • Pointless post ever!!
    March 15, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    Last time I was at that place. The HC sign you can’t barely see it! They should repaint that sign! Everyone makes a miskate and if he move and left after he was he was not supposed to park what’s the problem ?! Useless info pussy!

    • lob
      March 15, 2019 at 7:13 pm

      POS left without paying you stupid POS!

  • Infirm
    March 15, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    I am a disabled person, like really disabled, in pain, and minimally ambulatory. 80% of the time the people in disabled spots are not disabled by any measure.

    Thanks Turtle boy for doing the right thing.

  • Shame on turtle biys for writing this!! Its not true!
    March 15, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    So I was there this morning when this accused and some dude came with an attitude and a racist way towards this kid with no manner what so ever!! This kid told he didn’t know he was park in a handicap parking and the kid told him that we was going to move it and he did moved!! HE DIDNT EVEN PAY FOR THE COFFE TO MOVE HIS CAR! This dude still took a picture of him and post this to discriminated him shame on this dude. He told really racist thing to this kid as he has never make a mistake like he is son of god or something. Shame on you! Get your shit together!

    • whatevuh
      March 15, 2019 at 6:52 pm

      could you re-write that in fucking English please?

      • Captain Trips
        Caveman Trips
        March 16, 2019 at 8:31 pm

        Shit…that dude sobered up this AM and looked at it and said “I wrote that??”

    • WeRFucked
      March 16, 2019 at 7:00 am

      You do realize if you write like an 8-year old we have trouble believing you? This would go a lot further if you graduated from high school.
      Maybe pick up a book, and learn to read & write? Da fuq you worrying about this page for?

      Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, has ever succeeded in life writing like you do. You sound like a total retard so much that you are a disgrace to retards.

      You’re welcome. (For the benefits you will receive for the rest of your life off of my taxes. You do realize I’m paying for you, right? That makes you “my bitch.”)

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 15, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    Our lives are so sad and meaningless… lets ruin his!!!

    • Arch Stanton
      Al Swearingen
      March 15, 2019 at 8:48 pm

      You are correct. YOUR life is sad and meaningless. Now fuck off cocksucker.

  • Phil (Manny) Butz
    March 15, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    What’s the over/under on his residency status being “unlawful”?

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      March 15, 2019 at 4:23 pm

      Yeah cuz us gud mericans never due anithin illegull.

      Bild the Wal!!!!!

  • Just Sayin’
    March 15, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    Some parking lots think 50% of the population is handicapped judging by the ratio of HP spots to total.

    • WeRFucked
      March 15, 2019 at 3:55 pm

      Ummm… have you taken a good look at the population lately?

    • Somewhat mobile old guy
      March 15, 2019 at 4:07 pm

      There are advocacy groups that do ADA inspections and they actually tell the business owners how many spaces should be allocated. Went to the dentist yesterday. Three spots out front, one is handicapped. One one the side, also handicapped then like 6 out back with a sign for compact cars only. I was third in line had to squeeze my full size van in small spot. I’ve never seen anyone in either spot ever. I’m sure they’re used, just haven’t seen it. Tough look to complain about parking when not handicapped. There but for the grace of god.

      • mopey63
        March 16, 2019 at 9:27 am

        I bet it was Park Ave Dental, worse place to park in history, then they tell you to park over in the parking lot that doesn’t belong to them that says “cars parked here will be towed” and yes ,I am disabled and they told me this smh.

  • Dopes
    March 15, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    You should have fucked him up on the spot TB and gave him a reason to be parking there!
    Outside of that what does any of this have to do with Caroline Munger being a total fox?

  • A Patron
    March 15, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    He was told it was an HC spot and didn’t move so go get him. However, they should probably repaint that spot because I couldn’t see it a few weeks ago and parked there by accident. I ended up getting out of my car and then I realized I was in an HC spot because I go there a lot and remembered it was so I moved it. Just sayin…. It was tough to tell

  • Decent Coffee
    March 15, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    This supposedly happened at Donut Express 221 Webster St. 508-753-6656.
    Never tried their doughnuts but had a breakfast sandwich there once and it was good.

  • What about handicap stalls?
    March 15, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    I used a handicap stall the other day and I was waiting for UTB to be photographing me upon my exit. I only did it as I had an extremely messy pile to release and I figured I could use the extra space in case there was extreme spatter.

    • Y
      March 15, 2019 at 2:37 pm

      We used to call the handicapped bathroom “the tennis courts” in high school, plenty of room to do your business.

  • Al the Bastard
    March 15, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    Could decidedly be a 6.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 15, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    Obviously he is a relative of good ole uncle turtle turd

  • Armin George
    March 15, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    I was alerted to this post by another one of my customers – this is my shop and your account is NOT truthful by any means. You didn’t say a word! How dare you take credit from Benjamin, a kindly 83 year-old man who stood from his table and immediately confronted that gentleman, who then swiftly moved his vehicle to a non-handicapped spot. The above photo was taken moments AFTER he moved the vehicle. You should be ashamed of yourself. Please believe this conversation will be continued the next time you visit the store.

    • wow
      March 15, 2019 at 2:24 pm

      what?? My mouth is wide open right now. You’re saying that TB lied? Is this true what this man above said in his reply uncle?

    • Francis Sidebottom’s Alter Ego
      March 15, 2019 at 2:29 pm


    • Ouch
      March 15, 2019 at 2:32 pm

      I hope what you are saying isn’t true Armin because if it is that means uncle Turtle is just a pussy internet wanna B tough guy try hard.
      You should have made a video of your confrontation with the handicap parker for proof TB like everyone else does.

    • Y
      March 15, 2019 at 2:34 pm

      I’m waiting for Uncle TB to address this man’s claims on Clarence’s FB post. Keep everyone updated, unless Uncle addresses it here.

    • Y
      March 15, 2019 at 4:19 pm

      Per TB/Clarence Woods Emerson: “Well if an anonymous individual in the comments section says its true then it must be. I feel dumb now”

      Armin George is probably one of the following: Billy, Francis or Randall.

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      March 15, 2019 at 4:26 pm

      Rut roh….TB caught in a lie!

      FAKE NEWS!!!!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 15, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    Well well, one of our treasured islanders I see.

    Probably has no license, registration or insurance on that car either

    • DQ
      March 16, 2019 at 10:45 am

      The pc term for them is “Balseros”. They like it when you call them that, so feel free to give it a try.

  • A
    March 15, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    That is 0 – zero, his plates expire in October (do not know what year)

    • Judge dread
      March 15, 2019 at 2:03 pm

      This is why as the Judge I demand these types to be convicted of one 24 hour period, of “in the stalks”. This is also known as “throw your rotten veggies at said person in the stocks” day.

      Also known is the: I’m gonna sit here with a six pack schlitz and a sandwich my 7.7/10 wife made me while I watch this miserable scumdog shit/piss himself.

      You better keep your eye’s peeled because justice is coming for you – YOU’RE TB FAMOUS!!!!

      • Lola Bunny
        March 15, 2019 at 8:08 pm

        Wow you gave your wife a “7.7” outta 10?!? You couldn’t just round up and give her an 8??? That’s just rude.

        • Peter
          March 16, 2019 at 9:42 am

          And his dick is 6 1/4 inches. That extra 1/4 inch means something…

    • F-
      March 15, 2019 at 2:52 pm

      ..thanks for that useless info.

  • Hang 'Em High
    March 15, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    If he is white let him go but he does look colored so grab the rope.

  • fordsnharleys
    March 15, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    While we are at it let’s call out the shop for their shitty plowing of the spot. They plow the lot themselves so there is no excuse. For the record there are a lot of businesses who do lousy snow removal on the handicapped spots.

    • Dick GoZinya
      March 16, 2019 at 9:39 am

      Spot on comment, see this all the time….

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    March 15, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    definitely has a hidden handicap

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