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Lorrayna Calle Doesn’t Get To See Her Kids On Christmas Because She Poked The Turtle


Great news out of Fitchburg today (you don’t hear that very often):

The crazy, evil cunt won’t be seeing her crotch fruits for Christmas this year. How do you like that Lorrayna? Oh right, you can’t read this because they don’t have wifi in jail. On a scale from 1-10, how badly do you wish you didn’t poke the turtle? Does Claudio know how to put up the Christmas tree? He’ll find some other trashbag to make out with when the ball drops though.

Thanks to BAAK for showing up for Denise Ramos today. No other blog in the world puts bad guys like this in jail. And it’s oh so satisfying.

We discussed this, along with Part 3 of the Landon Steele investigation, and the latest Rian Waters bullshit on tonight’s live show.




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11 Comment(s)
  • anon
    February 19, 2020 at 5:24 am

    There’s a comment on the TB facebook page from yesterday that says Lorrayna had court again recently. Hopefully there’s an update, and Denise and her children can continue to have peace in their lives.

  • Nicole
    January 21, 2020 at 7:23 am

    This news is not at all convincing. They should investigate the child’s mother, and these blogs. a mother who loves her 4 children would not do that to someone else’s child. I already researched and saw that the facts do not coincide with the truth. Before judging we will look at all sides.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 7, 2019 at 10:42 am

    Hopefully some big butch bitch breaks a mop handle off inside that spics smelly goya clam

  • ncfoothillbilly
    December 6, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Good for her…

  • Merry Xmas Denise
    December 6, 2019 at 9:40 am

    Awesome job. So glad the were there to protect and support this woman. And as for the abuser. I hope she picks up more time on the inside.

  • WTF
    December 6, 2019 at 9:39 am

    What’st that gay AF picture of lyin’ landon putting a gun in his mouth?

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 6, 2019 at 6:34 am

    There has been no better CIVILIAN fall from grace on this blog than this fucking bitch. Thank goodness Denise and her daughter can have a peaceful Holiday Season.

    Big question is will other ratchets take heed??

  • soxrock191
    December 6, 2019 at 5:30 am

    Get used to it Bitch

  • Klancy
    December 6, 2019 at 12:34 am

    You got a time stamp on the Lorryana story.? I can’t find it on the pod cast.

    • Jeff J
      Here You Go
      December 6, 2019 at 1:53 am

      The timestamp for YouTube is 40:12.

  • Merry Christmas
    December 5, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    Well done. She’s a dangerous person

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