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Lowell Jizz Biscuit Named “Jaydakiss” Steals Woman’s Purse While She Sat In The Front Seat Of Her Minivan

 

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Check out this video from Lowell of a skinny jeaned, manny bunned jizz biscuit stealing a purse from a car with the victim in the driver’s seat.

Kids these days. I remember back when having skinny tapered jeans and a beehive haircut were an automatic life sentence for bullying. Now it’s the shitheads who dress like this.

Pretty crazy how brazen this whole thing was though, and it’s a sign that you are living in a city filled with guttermuppets who have run out of fucks to give. Mofo creeps over to the minivan like he’s Vietcong.

He looks around and realizes how bad this looks.

So he did what anyone in Lowell would do in order to look inconspicuous on Central Street – pretended to take a dump and then picked up random trash in the gutter.

He waited it out for a good 30 seconds or so before he just gave up and said “fuck it.”

He just forgot to plan an escape route.

Next time.

You’ll never guess what this cretin’s name is.

Jaydakiss.

Fucking Jaydakiss.

Works at my Mom’s krib.

The semen sucubus that this poon polyp came out of decided to name him after the guy who was playing on the mix CD that she ripped off of Napster in the car she was getting drilled in. Except she decided to add her own little hoodrat twist to it by throwing in the “y,” and the time and effort she put into making that decision far outweighed the total summation of time and effort she did into actually raising him.

He’s all out here flashing gang signs and shit.

Bitch you steal purses from women in minivans. You are not hood. And this is not East LA circa 1994. Unbutton that top button and kindly go fuck yourself.

Shockingly this isn’t Jizzo’s first run in with the law. This happened two months ago:

The assault of a youth in the city’s Centralville neighborhood Tuesday has led to charges for an 18-year-old Lowell resident and two juveniles, authorities say. The 18-year-old involved in the alleged attack, Jaydakis Santell, was previously arrested on July 26 for allegedly interfering with police following a fight that broke out during the Lowell Folk Festival.

The suspects of Tuesday’s assault attacked the youth near Bridge and Ninth streets at about 5:40 p.m. and then fled the scene in a Mazda sedan, according to Lowell police Capt. James Hodgdon. The vehicle headed south on Bridge Street. A witness, who wished to remain anonymous, said she was sitting inside her home on West Fifth Street when she heard tires squealing as a car barreled into a nearby driveway. The car, later identified as the Mazda used to flee the scene of the assault, was going “too fast” as it dove down the driveway, the witness said.

“Then I heard a boom,” she said.

The witness came outside to see the driver of the vehicle made a turn at the end of the driveway and slammed into a bulkhead situated behind the multi-family home. The impact tore the bulkhead from the structure. She then witnessed a group of males, she estimated to be in their late teens or early 20s, jump out of the vehicle and flee the scene. The group ran down West Fifth Street, toward Bridge Street, she said.

Hodgdon revealed Wednesday morning that a follow-up investigation of the incident resulted in charges that will be brought against three of the four suspects, including Santell. The names of the two juveniles will not be released due to their ages. Santell was the third person arrested as a result of the large fight that broke out downtown during Folk Fest. He allegedly interfered with police and attempted to resist arrest, following the incident. Santell attempted to run, push and kick at officers following the arrest of Marquez, Hodgdon said. The police used pepper spray to detain Santell.

So in the last couple of months Jizzo assaulted someone at a folk music festival, assaulted an officer while resisting arrest, attacked underage youth a couple weeks later, fled the scene in his unregistered Mazda, crashed into a stranger’s house, fucked it up and fled.

And naturally two months later he’s back out on the streets because…Massachusetts.

Now he’s out here grabbing ass and living his best life with some skag whose life destiny was to see how many different wannabe gangbangers could light up her snatch like the fourth of July.

I’m sure the Lowell Police will see this, and hopefully he’s in handcuffs by food stamp Friday.

 

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34 Comment(s)
  • Silencio Dogood
    October 10, 2019 at 3:03 am

    Despite his casual air when scoping out a petty theft, for weepy pimples like Jaywalker, fights break out at Folk Festivals and Hip Hop awards alike, lending credence to his retarded ape looks. Something profound appears to be missing from his genetic makeup, with generations of the same old same old behavior resulting in a scrambled birth for this peepy-eyed Macaca Nigra.

  • Independent Thinker
    October 9, 2019 at 9:36 am

    According to Maxine Waters, it is not a crime if you are taking it “to take some milk, to take some bread, to take some shoes.” This is where this sick culture of justifying one’s bad behavior begins.

  • Art R.
    October 9, 2019 at 9:13 am

    Literally a pavement ape…

  • Kate
    October 8, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    He wants to look like Cochise from The Warriors

  • He's a fag
    October 8, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    The only way this cocksmoker can get all the D he can suck is by going to prison and the homophobic judges won’t help a brother out…

  • Keep up the good work TB
    October 8, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    You exposed him, you did your part, hopefully something comes out of it.

    That said, I admire his agility, Nothing else mind you, just his agility!

  • Schlong face
    October 8, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Schlong face

  • NiceHair
    October 8, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    What a faggot!

  • WeRFucked
    October 8, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    This is America today.
    And why we are fucked.

    How many children do you think this loser will donate his DNA to create? How many different women? How many of those children will be supported with help from my payroll deductions?

    This is what our present & future look like.

    • Mr. Bubba
      October 8, 2019 at 8:11 pm

      …and how many of those bastard children will grow up to be just like daddy?….the cycle continues and spreads.

      • Ace Rothstein
        October 8, 2019 at 9:29 pm

        We. Are. Fucked.

  • Why the long face?
    October 8, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    Great googly moogly, what a long horse head.

  • Different kind of gangbanger perhaps
    October 8, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    That is the gayest looking “gangbanger” I’ve ever seen.

    • MrSmiley
      October 8, 2019 at 7:54 pm

      I thought Kyle Kennedy won that trophy for life?

  • We Need a Breather
    October 8, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    It’s the CYCLE.

    Whenever the 3rd worlders came, it was probably with good intentions. However, that was probably a generation or 2 ago. Somewhere down the line the kids decided they don’t want to work for shit and just get by “however” they can. Well those kids grew up becoming shitbags. THEN…..they have kids of their own and those kids watch their shitbag parents doing shitbag things and it becomes the acceptable way of doing things. Rinse, recycle, repeat and the shitbag cycle continues. Fucking maddening really.

  • Frank Gr
    October 8, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    Dirty, Filthy, Rotten, Vile, Disgusting POC

  • Sprinkle Pig
    October 8, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    Aaaahhhh Lowell the 3rd world country of Massachusetts. What is it about the north shore and “L” towns up there? Lowell, Lynn and Lawerence all fucking gross city with people like Jizz running around. At what point will politicians finally run on a platform of sending in the troops to clear out this place. These losers (oops there’s another L word interesting lol) will never learn and never contribute anything good to society. Just kill them. Maybe that’s to harsh? But they will never change they will always leech off of us so fuck them all. Lol

  • Liawatha
    October 8, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    Jaydakiss and his girlfriend make a lovely couple. Good for them.

    • CeCe Telfer
      October 8, 2019 at 6:09 pm

      It’s a breath of fresh air to see a progressive, non-white couple like this.

      • Liawatha
        October 8, 2019 at 7:17 pm

        Oh beautiful Cece, you are so right! A breath of fresh air indeed!

  • hank
    October 8, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    So if giving the OK sign is now considered “racist”, when do we get to round up anyone who throws up a gang sign for promoting murder and lawlessness?

  • Finn
    October 8, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    Jizzo,

    Nothing says “hard-ass gangsta” more than temporary tattoos.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

  • losers
    October 8, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    he still a few steps above yall fucking losers. bwaaaaaaaaaahaha.

    • Said Everyone
      October 8, 2019 at 4:51 pm

      And what do you do for your fellow man? EBT scamming?
      Shoplifting? Sell dope?

    • Corinth Arkadin
      October 8, 2019 at 7:20 pm

      If you can’t be bothered to use basic English, punctuation or even capital letters where it’s called for, I’m betting you smell like burnt ass.

    • Mr. Bubba
      October 8, 2019 at 8:15 pm

      LMAO! Nahhh, me thinks definitely not.

    • Mocha twink
      October 9, 2019 at 1:46 am

      Soon enough, this beaker looking hoodmutant will be six feet below us.
      “But he was a good boy, just turning his life around, yada yada blah blah.”
      Maybe he’ll get a colon load of diseased dicksnot in lockup and waste away before he can snatch n dash on any other victims.

      • Luke Fondleberg
        October 11, 2019 at 12:47 am

        Don’t forget “aspiring rapper” and “planning to open a barbershop.” If it wasn’t so pathetic how all of these stories are exactly the same, it would be hysterically funny.

    • I beg to differ
      October 9, 2019 at 1:52 pm

      I don’t have any Google trophies or footage of me committing a crime circulating the internet, so I am definitely not looking up at him.

      Winning!

  • Said Nobody
    October 8, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    I’m shocked to see a young man who’s family probably cane to America with the best intentions do this. I would think he would be in college and working hard to better himself

  • Dont knock
    October 8, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    Lowell Folk Festival. Does anybody that goes to that speak English as more than a casual hobby? Just 3rd world shitheels giving America there best.

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 8, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    And people riot when nogs like this are killed by cops. Cops should get a bonus based on how many of these maggots they take out

  • Sheesh Kabob
    October 8, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    Welcome to the jungle. One step up from tree swinging. A typical Lowell Jigaboo…

  • Y
    October 8, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    Again, import the third world, become the third world.

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