Let’s start today off with good news – Luke Noble got his ass kissed in the election yesterday.
Get your ass back to the Turtleboy graveyard you sociopath!!
He had less than half the votes of the second place finisher. Go cry to Uncle Charlie.
A normal person would’ve dropped out of the race after it was reported that he was accused by his own daughter of sexual abuse, or had a video released showing themselves verbally abusing a crying girl. But Luke Noble is a narcissist and hoped that it wouldn’t damage him as long as the mainstream media didn’t cover it.
Well, he was right about that at least. The Eagle Tribune contacted Noble’s ex-wife and other witnesses, found out that everything happened and still chose not to inform the public.
Tom Duggan’s Valley Patriot never wrote about it despite being located in North Andover. I suggested that this was because Luke Noble was a Republican and it would hurt the party if he lost, Tom disagreed and insisted that he would ask Noble about it. If that happened I must’ve missed it, but I stand by my criricism. I like Tom, but not covering the Luke Noble is derelict of duty.
Luckily the voters clearly read Turtleboy anyway and voted accordingly. The biggest surprise is that the two people who won both posted this the day before the election:
This was clearly two people reading off the same script and posting the same bullshit. Turtleboy isn’t anonymous. My name is Aidan Kearney, and for Chris Nobile to say that I “depicted Luke Noble in a vicious and ugly manner,” is complete bullshit. I reported verified facts. You should try reading them Chris, because it’s the reason you two clowns just won this election. You know what’s vicious? Treating a child like this.
No one else in the media would call it out, but as it turns out that didn’t really matter because everyone reads Turtleboy anyway.
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31 Comment(s)
No biggie, he’s got a new career, jerkin’ off punks under the Williamsboro Bridge, $14 a man…
I live in North Andover and very familiar with Tom Duggan. He lives in a smoke filled apartment downtown with a drug addict. He doesn’t shower, his nails are dirty as fuck. He’s a phony. No on reads his newspaper and his advertisers realize that. He goes live and no more than 3 people join. He inflates his numbers. He’s a coward who couldn’t get in the police force.
Any ass can fill a seat. But it takes a Noble man to fill a grave.
What’s Charlie Parker going to do when the virus burns out? Ban fireball candy because it burns kids’ tongues? How about bike lanes in the median of the Mass Pike with no toll bike exits?
Rename Indian Orchard to Native American Orchard? Just some ideas to occupy his time before he retires in 2040.
He could get his son a job with TSA as a screener
Just remember something Luke, your daughter will be the one making the decision about your nursing home care when you’re older LOL
I feel sorry for Politos ass. With this guys mouth out of the game 2Buck Chuck dicks got to get a workout somewhere.
Couldn’t have happened to a bigger asshole than this guy. Trouble is, behind those fancy front doors, more of this goes on than you’d think . Not to mention the extramarital stuff.
I would throw his old lady a 1/2 cup of Macadamia nuts.
Luke call me.
Typical Rupublican
I demand a re-count.
Hey Luke.Got a nice big order of fried scrotums here for you.
Your a disgrace!
That poor little girl. Really heartbreaking. What a piece of shit.
If the bodies pile up to fill a place the size of Arlington National, this country will be tolerable again.
I’ll happily take over the responsibility of boning his wife once she dumps his ass.
I’m so pleased to have discovered TB. POS Luke Noble now on suicide watch! Keep up the great work.
I whole heartedly love when these muppets say “we are better than this” or “we can be better” or the most famous “do better” because it shows that they are not doing better than the next loser they are preaching to. In turn it shows that they have no originality and just use regurgitated talking points while showing they’re hypocrites at the same time.
A very good friend’s parent ran and won for town politics a couple years back. I think it was maybe a year that the parent was involved before they pulled the plug, knowing that they would be elected again. Their reason for leaving that in the dust was something along the lines of
” these people are all animals, they dont give a fuck about the people in the town. They dont give a fuck about their position, they just use it as a status symbol while walking around like they are kings and queens but never get shit done. They are just nasty people with entitlement issues”
This is why no normal people run for politics in this state even at the city or town level. They are so toxic and narsasistic its almost a prerequisite. What normal person wants to try and better the community or be involved in politics when they are the only one who actually cares about their peers.
Look at what Trump deals with. He is a normal, honest, American loving dude who wants to make things better and lift all people up. only to be mocked and harassed by the same type of toxic, narcissistic, immoral people.
I would love to run for office and spin people on their heads. I’ve been on both sides of the tracks and see things from everyones point of view. The problem is I would never get elected because I’m not a toxic peice of shit nor narcissistic. I dont even care about the money I wouldnt take it. I want to help and actually make a change but people can no handle facts or truths. I would be labeled a racist or bigot because I do not conform to the demokkkratic ideals. In turn I wouldnt have a chance and that’s so sad because even though I’m young, I have more life experience than most people who are in their 80’s. Another problem is too many people are to far gone and brainwashed beyond what electrostatic therapy could cure!
Interesting coached language, they both said “better than this”. Funny how nobody will tell Luke Noble to be “better than this”.
And TB, the correct phrase is “dereliction of duty”. You’re welcome.
Justice is served.
Now if we can only get rid of Charlie Baker.
Hope he beat his wife last night and is bringing her tea this midday. She got what she deserved.
Luke my boi you cant go around abusing people and violently chimpin out.You Aint Black
Laura Bates and Chris Nobile were using typical POLITICAL SPEAK to create interest and direct voters to seek out the TBS story about the abusive little freak Luke Noble while also trying to appear righteous. Most politicians creep around like scared cats afraid to say what they know is true and happy to say what isn’t true “white supremacists done did the rioting and looting” from Seattle Mayor Jenny Durkin and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey despite seeing with their own lying eyes the browns and blacks rioting.
President Trump would have just called the guy a sicko and pervert and linked to the story but President Trump has spoiled us with his honesty and directness. Man am I going to miss Donald Trump when he leaves politics.
I’m not one to point out typos, but you have kissed where it should be kicked.
Otherwise, good news for sure!
I’m glad he lost but I fully expect a bs lawsuit. I hope he’s smarter than that, but I doubt it.
That is all. Carry out the plan of the day.
POST.
TB out here working hard to defeat republicans. Pay attention, folks.
A dirtbag is a dirtbag, no matter the laundry after his name. Stop being partisan.
Fine. But when you turn around and scream THERE ARE TOO MANY LIBS IN CHARGE IN MA! after actively campaigning against a republican you look like a fucking moron.
Read the articles on TB blaming the blacks for rioting. He must have a very mild case of liberalism.
No, you’re not better than this. Self-deceit is a helluva drug.