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Lysa Heslov, The Everyone Gets A Trophy Of Trophy Wives, Sends Mob To Call FBI On Mindy Robinson For Terrorism Because Mindy Wrote A Blog Calling Her Out


Mindy Robinson is an old school turtle rider and one of the few with a blue checkmark. The actress is unapologetically conservative and outspoken, and because of that she has become a target of many an Internet outrage mob.

The most recent SJW to come after her is Lysa Heslov, the everybody gets a trophy wife of Hollywood trophy wives, who married award winning Argo producer Grant Heslov.

This basically sums her up in a nutshell:

They have a history that goes back to a year ago after Lysa decided to make it her mission to dox some guy with a sign at a pro-gun control rally.

She found out where he worked and used her platform to send a mob at his company until he was fired.

Personally, “suck my dick” signs aren’t my cup of tea, but people who try to get other people fired over things that offend them are a cancer on our society. None of them have ever done business with his employer, yet they see nothing wrong with giving them a bad review online which in turn affects other people who didn’t hold “suck my dick” signs in public. “Now onto the next hater,” shows you that this woman has nothing better to do with her day than to spend her time trying to get people fired on the Internet.

Do these people think they’re actually making a difference? How does this guy getting fired further your cause? Is this going to help elect a democrat in 2020? Because personally it makes me think that once democrats regain power they’ll use the mob to destroy everyone they don’t like, and I’m likely to vote accordingly. See Covington and Kavanaugh for further reading on that.

Anyway, Mindy called her out on it on her website so Lysa responded by going full Natalie Judd and threatening to call up Attorney Richard N. Vulva for a massive deformation lawsuit.

“See you in court you racist bitch.”

Except it’s been a year now and this never made it to a courtroom. Looks like Lysa moved onto the next person she wanted to destroy before filling out the paperwork.

“Reported you to Facebook and Twitter.”

Thank you for your service.

Lysa also sent Mindy this message on IG:

That right there is the angry rambling of a woman who isn’t getting plowed by her husband. Jesus Grant, can you please, please, for the sake of humanity, toss her some D? With all that energy and all those friends in high places I figured she would’ve filed her massive lawsuit by now, but by the looks of Lysa’s Twitter account it looks like she got distracted retweeting Vox articles.

Anyway, the waters had calmed down until Mindy’s Facebook page manager re-shared the article about Lysa as publishers often do with old stories on slow news days. Lysa reacted to this social share exactly how you thought she would…..

How many lies can you make up in one post in order to get your base riled up?

  • For starters the “suck my dick” guy isn’t a white nationalist.
  • Mindy isn’t an ex-stripper or porn star.
  • Lysa didn’t receive any “death threats,” because people like her jump at the opportunity to screenshot death threats and dox the people who sent them.
  • No one posted her address or pictures of her crotch fruits.
  • She didn’t hire “round the clock” security because Mindy shared an old article.
  • The employees at her tax free charity were not “evacuated” during work because of this.
  • Mindy is not a white nationalist.

But to these people everyone who criticizes them is a white nationalist and/or a Nazi. Sometimes both.

For the record, this is from her non-profits Facebook page:

Nuff said. She will make anything up, and spread any lie that furthers her narrative.

Lysa next sent this email to her lawyer and CC’d it to Mindy.

You also don’t own pictures of yourself that you post on Facebook. That’s not how the Internet works.

So many strong points being made in one bitch fit. It’s Mindy’s fault that her “non profit” had their address posted publicly. Even though they post it publicly on their Facebook page.

Again, no one attacked your children either Lysa. You’re just making that up because you people love to victimize yourselves almost as much as you like to hide behind children.

Gotta love how she’s wasting police resources investigating her white girl problems and interviewing Mindy’s MMA boyfriend Randy Couture, even though he has nothing to do with what Mindy does because he beats the shit out of people for a living.

But people like Lysa post stuff like this because their army of wealthy white women (who pretend to want diversity but then go out of their way to segregate themselves from icky people of color) will believe it and mobilize.

Terrorism??? LOL. No Marie. Just no. The only person who should be put on the terrorism watch list is your stylist.

Walking into the beauty shop and telling them,

Give me the Something About Mary Part 2: Mary Does Bukkake.

The reporting patrol was out in full force!!

Lysa, who works at a non-profit in order to avoid paying taxes, also incited her mob to violence while complaining about threats of violence.

The lack of self-awareness in these skags is remarkable. It really is.

Then there was Amy Ferris…..

“We are gonna get this mother fucker!!”

Amy, the only thing you need to be getting is some male enhancement drugs for your husband. Maybe then you won’t be so miserable.

I don’t even have the words for all this stupidity:

This is what the FBI is dealing with. A violent and threatening mob incited by a liar flooding them with phone calls because a conservative woman shared a blog on her Facebook page that she published a year ago. They literally think Mindy can go to jail for this. If they didn’t know how to polish knob these women would be homeless.

Anyway, these people represent everything that is wrong with society today. I have nothing against their politics. People should feel free to express liberal or conservative opinions on social media. But what they do is try to destroy the lives of hard working people while sitting in ivory towers in Hollywood, simply because they disagree with them. And then when they get called out on their bullshit they whine and cry about being victims of the very same behavior they’re exhibiting. DO NOT go to her charity’s Facebook page and share your thoughts about Lysa’s public behavior. She might come after you next.


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43 Comment(s)
  • Lysa Heslov
    March 15, 2019 at 8:56 am

    Nice article! A few thoughts!
    1. Mindy worked as a stripper for Pacers night club as well as for Larry Flynt’s club.You can call and verify.
    2. The reason the FBI contacted me is because of all the death threats!
    3. Yes there are screenshots and audio recordings of all of them.
    4. Yes my address was posted, and private pictures of my children were posted. If you would like to speak to the agent at the FBI I’m sure he’d love to hear from you to verify.
    5. Yes you are right, my attorney advised me not to take her to court because she doesn’t have a pot to piss in, but I don’t care anymore. Time is up for mental Mindy.
    6. I did not get the ‘suck my dick’ guy fired. He was already fired and there were already 7000 posts on Twitter about him, so while I’d like to take credit I cannot.. and Mindy knows this but Mindy and the truth are
    not fast friends.
    7. Disparaging someone’s looks is tacky and beneath you. On that note, have you seen Mindy in person?
    8. Nope wrong about the photos. I own the copyright and she broke the law.

    Thank you and have a lovely day!

    • John McClane
      March 15, 2019 at 9:26 am

      The sex positive feminists will wipe the floor with you when they find out you are shaming a sex worker. (if it is true). Good luck recovering from that. Ok Turtle riders I’m not telling you to share her posts or comments with any groups or organizations that have been well known to harass people who shame women who work in prostitution or erotic nightclubs. Good day Madam

    • Y
      March 15, 2019 at 10:29 am

      Get a hobby. Your incessant posting about POTUS is cringe worthy. The guy owns so much real-estate in your head.

    • Lysa Heslov is an idiot
      March 15, 2019 at 12:53 pm

      What a pathetic person you are. Calling for violence upon people that have a different opinion than you and then getting mad when others do the same to you? You think you’re invincible because you have “deep pockets” and “friends with deep pockets”and you have no problem using all your free time to instigate people, you’re what’s wrong with this country. Suck a dick, bitch.

    • Babadook
      March 16, 2019 at 11:32 am

      oh sweetie, of course you have all that, of course you do.

      Of course there were death threats, and of course you have recordings, and of course the FBI is involved, of course all of that is happening, everyone absolutely believes you.

  • Anthony Grossi
    March 14, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    Who is Lysa Heslov?

  • Big Wick
    March 14, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    I totally did not go to Lysa’s public FB page, and totally did not report one of her screeds as inappropriate… or harassment… or whatever choice they gave. I recommend you not go to Lysa Hyland Heslov’s public FB page and report one of her psycho screeds yourselves, fellow Turtle Riders ™. Heh heh.

    And, what a hottie Mindy is: smart, direct, PRO-AMERICAN… everything Lysa IS NOT. Take that, Lysa.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    March 14, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    Another entitled rich white CUNT!
    I wouldn’t even throw this twat a hate fuck !
    Fucking disgratziate !

  • John Blutarsky
    March 14, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    A hollywood pass-around is now an SJW. Who’d a thunk? Her husband doesn’t fuck her because why take a chance on catching one of the litany of STDs she has.

  • Niko poopycockass
    March 14, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    Hmm. Lots of last names that end in “ass”. Bunch of smelly Greeks. At least my integrity and veracity are above reproach!

    Also; I was there when Jussie Smeltitdealtit was attacked by maga’s!

  • Dr. Spoc
    March 14, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    Carbon 14 dating of Lysa Heslovs vagina, places her at the Pleistocene era, approximately 1.4 millions years old. Modern day biologists agree that estrogen wasn’t fully developed yet in the female of the species of this era causing several problems. The most identifiable traits are extreme stupidity, jealousy of hot conservative women and a brain dysfunction called liberalism which is the inability to vote for anything besides a Democrat. Modified Tourette’s syndrome is also quite common whereby everyone is falsely accused of being a racist or nazi. While there is no cure, binge eating, creating crappy feminist documentaries, and being an overal psychotic bitch tends to lessen the effects. See more evidence of fossil remains in Lysas granny panties.

  • whatevuh
    March 14, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    ” people who try to get other people fired over things that offend them are a cancer on our society ” This has NEVER EVER been done on this blog, just so we’re clear on that, right?

  • Chris Seith
    March 14, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    Wow that one thing looked like Rebel Wilson’s cousin Liberty Jones.

    • Big Wick
      March 14, 2019 at 7:45 pm

      I thought it looked like cross between Senator Chuck Schumer’s 2nd cousin and Samantha Bee-otch, after a night of heavy partying. Wouldn’t want to wake up next to THAT in the morning! How do you it, Grant?

  • Dr. Strangelove
    March 14, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    An Air burst of twenty kilotons at 5,000 feet over the Hollywood Bowl should take care of this.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 14, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    I wish someone had pushed her from behind in that fuck trump jacket pic

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 14, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    Excellent !! Now good ole uncle turtle turd’s blog can be in her sights

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Grannie Sidebottom
      March 14, 2019 at 6:10 pm

      Frannie! Get outside and get some fresh air! Tell your friends at Turtleboy you’ll talk to them tomorrow.

  • Milodog
    March 14, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Something tells me Marie’s ‘do dwarfs her 70’s love bush.

  • John Q Public
    March 14, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    If Lysa is a trophy wife it has to be a participation trophy. As in everyone who participated in her gang bang. Earthquake please..
    Fuck California

    • Fonzie
      March 14, 2019 at 6:43 pm

      Uh she’s like a four?

    • Stunt Penis
      March 15, 2019 at 7:59 am

      > If Lysa is a trophy wife it has to be a participation trophy.

      I was thinking the same thing. Sorry, not the definition of a “trophy wife” in the slightest. She looks older than her husband.

      Now, if Mindy marries me… THAT would be a Trophy Wife!

  • Maggie the Cat
    March 14, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    This Lysa woman seems to think she’s not going to live to be 70 years old, at least by her implication that living to 70 is a bad thing and that women at or over 7years old are worthless.. It would be fine with me if she doesn’t make it to 70,or 60, or even 50 , because this country doesn’t need her type (Though these days this country does need more grandmothers, who frequently are 70 or older.) .So let’s pray that she doesn’t make it that far! I know I will add her to my prayers for that. In the meantime, though, I wonder if her charitable foundation is the same kind of “charitable foundation” that’s getting all those wealthy but stupid Hollywood parents in trouble. Wouldn’t surprise me in the least.

  • Lt Col Bull Meechum
    March 14, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    There must be a dick drought where all these rich snobby cunts live. Someone should launch a massive bombardment of dick to stop these dusty twats immediately

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    March 14, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    Lysa with a Y…what a pretentious twat she is, you can tell her and the rest of her gray bushed crew need a good D pounding. sorry ladies i’m interested in women who still get their periods and don’t grow beards….oh btw mindy’s cleavage is very pinchable

  • Y
    March 14, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Goes w/out saying, but I can’t help myself, Mindy could get it:

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      March 14, 2019 at 5:09 pm

      She does look very healthy.

  • hank
    March 14, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    Sounds like someone’s insanely jealous and angry at the hottie because her old box dried out when Reagan was in office. There’s nothing more unstable than a menopausal woman who knows her husband is out banging some new, tight, young and naturally lubricated piece while she sits at home eating boxes of Estroven stewing on FB. I shudder to think what the world would look like today if Trump didn’t win.

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      March 14, 2019 at 4:54 pm

      hahahahaha… now i have to clean my computer because i just spit my beer out!

  • Big bed sleepers
    March 14, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    The worst thing that came out of the civil rights movement of the 50s and 60s is elite, rich, over educated white people trying to prove they are not racist. This should upset the African American community the most. A bunch of ‘white knights’ espousing their goodness to make themselves feel better. The white, liberal elite care not about the empowerment of minorities. They would rather show how they are not part of the problem by faux social media posts of support. Meanwhile, nothing is mentioned of the geonicide of young black men in the inner cities. (Nothing to see here folks)

  • Lysa with a “y”s husband
    March 14, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    What can I say, I can’t stand her either, but tbh when I bang her, I’m thinking of Mindy the whole time.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    March 14, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    Fucking liberals hate cops until they think someone is bullying them and they run right to them. Of course these ugly women hate Mindy, she’s beautiful and gets laid. Like you said, SWE, these women arent getting anything from their so called men in their lives. They are losers who are seceretly gay.

  • I Call Uncle
    March 14, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    Wow, I just dropped 50 IQ reading half way through this. I stopped because if read the other half I would in the retarded level.

    • Ditto
      March 14, 2019 at 9:06 pm

      If that happened, then you TOO can be a liberal.

  • Milodog
    March 14, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    2 things:
    Marie obv asked her hairdresser for a look that will distract from her jowels and fat ass, ‘bring the eyes up!’ Also, zoom in on her lipstick.
    Marie is a handsome woman. Handsome.

    • Milodog
      March 14, 2019 at 4:32 pm

      **AMY is a handsome woman..f’d up the post cuz all my blood went rushing into my dick.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    March 14, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    Mental. Illness.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 14, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    “…people who try to get other people fired over things that offend them are a cancer on our society.”

    Irony Award for 2019 goes to TB!!!

    • Fuck Off Randy
      March 14, 2019 at 4:31 pm

      It is a good thing you are self employed and your office is behind a McDonalds dumpster.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Randall Guy's Dad
      March 14, 2019 at 5:04 pm

      Randy! You best pretty yourself up. Thursday is a big night at the MB. You better come home with some folding money!

  • Francis Sidebottom’s Alter Ego
    March 14, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    The anti-Trump/antifa/anti-anything anyone else thinks crowd is what will bring upon the second Civil War. Normal people will only take so much of them and then it’s game on.

  • Peter B Doerr
    March 14, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    What a miserable person…how can you even live with yourself knowing how stupid you are? ~ Me to Lysa.

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