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Malden Meth Puppet And Friends Are Protesting And Threatening To Kill Police After Their Junkie Friend Died In MPD Custody While High As Shit After Smashing Windows

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Two weeks ago a Malden man named Roger Sheets was under the influence of drugs and died while in police custody:

A man died after saying he was having breathing problems while being taken into police custody in Malden earlier this month, the Middlesex District Attorney’s Office said. The 37-year-old man was not identified. The DA’s Office said that the night of Oct. 6., police responded to Quarry Lane when a woman reported her son, who is believed to have been under the influence of drugs, acting aggressively. Police asked the man to leave the apartment, but he broke a door and window, the DA’s Office said. The man continued to struggle even after police used pepper spray. Police got him into handcuffs. When the man said he was having trouble breathing, an ambulance was called. He was taken to MelroseWakefield Hospital, where he was pronounced dead. The cause of the death is being determined by the Chief Medical Examiner’s Office. The incident is being investigated.

The lesson here is, don’t do drugs. He probably wouldn’t smash windows in front of the cops and break his mother’s door if he was sober. Just sayin.

He also assaulted a security guard, and was not able to be controlled. The cops had no choice but to put him in restraints, and he refused to go quietly, so they had to bust out the pepper spray. Unfortunately he died after having trouble breathing, probably because he was asthmatic. Sad when anyone dies obviously, but there was nothing the cops could’ve done differently.

Nevertheless the ratchet patrol is out protesting like you read about and making really bad Facebook videos to prove what an injustice this was:

Anyone look familiar in that video?

Yup, it’s Jez, the Malden Meth Muppet who stole the Red Sox AL East banner, came up with an unbelievable story about finding it in the middle of a busy road, then held it hostage and demanded playoff tickets or cash for its safe return. If he’s involved in this protest then you know it’s legit. He did leave his two cents in the comments as well….

Here’s some other winners supporting their protest….

Oh look, the chick named after prescription meds doesn’t like the police. Shocking.

Listen Oxyrotten, the cops responded to a call from the dead guy’s Mom because he was beating up security guards and punching windows in their crack den. Da fuq are the police supposed to do when they get there and he won’t snap out of it? Maybe if he didn’t hang around Jez and the Meth Muppets he wouldn’t have gotten the “disease” that makes him act like this.

You are the company you keep, and as you can see these protesters are friends with some real winners:

Yea, we should be shooting more cops in the face like we did during the good ol’ days. We should totally be “killing them en masse.” This is the kind of guy you want on your side when you’re trying to convince the public that you have suffered an injustice at the hands of law enforcement. He just might do it too, if only he can figure out how Facebook works first:

Turns out it was the page administrator who told him to tag the police:

Yea, you should totally tag the police in a comment thread where a dude is threatening to shoot police in the face. Wicked smart.

Oh wait, this is actually a personal Facebook page they created, not a group, meaning it will probably be taken down shortly after being flagged as not authentic.

I figured this was a joke as soon as I saw the slop monkeys outside MPD headquarters with signs. Turns out they’re actually filing a lawsuit:

An attorney representing the mother of a 37-year-old Malden man who was placed in police custody and later died earlier this month says the family will sue the Malden police for wrongful death. 

“The mother denies the sequence of events,” attorney Charles Kelley told the Herald. “At this point, yes —  from the information I gathered, I believe a lawsuit will be filed.” 

The case involves Roger Sheets, who was reportedly under the influence of a drug and acting aggressively and allegedly assaulted a security guard at the Quarry Lane apartment complex on Oct. 6, according to the Middlesex District Attorney’s Office. Malden police arrived at the apartment building at 8:45 p.m. where they allegedly met a female visitor, said to be his mother, who told them that Sheets “was out of control,” the DA’s statement read. Police asked Sheets to leave the apartment, after which he began breaking a door and window inside the apartment. 

To subdue the man, Malden police used a pepper spray, but the man continued to fight officers and was ultimately placed in handcuffs, according to the preliminary investigation. Sheets subsequently reported he was having trouble breathing and emergency medical services responded and transported him to Melrose Wakefield Hospital, where he was pronounced dead at approximately 10 p.m, the DA’s office said. Kelley, however, says Sheets’ mother denies the DA’s description of events. 

“She says she didn’t make a phone call. She didn’t say her son was acting crazy,” Kelley said. 

Let me get this straight. Mom’s version of the story is the exact same version they explained in that video. Cops got there, he wouldn’t stop breaking shit, they pepper spray him and put him under arrest. So what did the cops do wrong? They allegedly lied about Mom making the phone call to 911. Something that can easily be traced by pulling up the tapes. Either way, someone called the cops because he was in fact acting crazy, and they didn’t end up in this shithole for the scenery.

23 Comment(s)
  • Randy and Robert eat Each Other
    March 8, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    What a bunch of pussies including the dead kid. All non producing members of society. Put them all down.

  • Jizz Amaral is JFK’s Fluffer
    October 25, 2018 at 1:03 pm

    What a pack of losers. Good for Turtleboy for showing what idiots these people are. The guy died be the is a massive drug addicted mess. So are those he surrounded himself with. After they lose the laws the police shysue everyone involved for wasting tax money.

  • Malden aka Narcanistan
    October 22, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    At what age do these fucking idiots finally look at themselves in the mirror and realize what complete losers they are???? Going nowhere in life and still looking for their street cred. Cut the shit and grow up. You have done nothing with your lives except make your parents regret having you. What a bunch of douchebags. Drugs and rap music are not all to life

  • JFK aka Randy the Rapper
    October 22, 2018 at 1:27 pm

    Someone should call welfare and let them know that these people are clearly able bodied enough to have jobs. I hope they haven’t reproduced.

  • Aspiring Rap Mogul
    October 22, 2018 at 8:16 am

    Is that the famous rapper/filmmaker Randy JFK making the video? He’s brilliant and has really made something of himself. This ain’t no joke with him involved

  • Das Truth
    October 20, 2018 at 9:33 pm

    What a bunch of morons in that shithole of a a city. Good luck to the cops that have to put up with all this shit.

  • Gary
    October 20, 2018 at 7:07 pm

    Malden another liberal cesspool. Overcrowded and run by Democrats and moon bats. What an embarrassing place that pushes the blue collar workers out and away from what was once a decent place to live. These people are all a joke and contribute nothing to society. This guy would have killed someone and the family would have blamed the cops. No matter what happened it was anybody’s fault but theirs

  • Anna
    October 20, 2018 at 5:07 pm

    Couldn’t read with all the ads. Is this the same guy in photo who came up with the Red Sox banner?

  • Mr. Ed was a drug mule
    October 20, 2018 at 5:47 am

    I assume the pepper spray contributed to his breathing problem, just not as much as the heroin spray. Meanwhile, it seems that Giz Amaral has all the time in the world to play on Facebook, carry the flag and live the poseur lifestyle.

  • Making Malden Proud
    October 19, 2018 at 11:11 pm

    Is that Amaral kid in transition? Or is he actually a female who enjoys other females ? Whatever it is it’s one of the most annoying things I’ve ever seen. It’s parents must be so proud.

  • Read All About It
    October 19, 2018 at 10:13 pm

    Christopher E Schulte is as crazy as a shithouse rat. He has plenty of information on Google that will make you laugh at what a fool he is. Another sovereign citizen moron. Looks like he bangs a bird too.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    October 19, 2018 at 6:40 pm

    I knew when they were building these nice apartments that it would just be housing section 8 scum. Too bad. Decent area.

  • Judge dread
    October 19, 2018 at 6:27 pm

    Threaten the lives of police on Facebook you should be investigated, tracked down, arrested and perp walked physically and on social media. End of story.

  • CrackStartedThePurgeHeroinIsHereToFinishIt
    October 19, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    Attorney Charles Kelley? He’s a world renowned Ornithological man of law. They must have gotten him to do this on the fly.

  • Why was the hospital mad?
    October 19, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    Because after they strapped him down he goes and Sheets the bed!

  • Jez Amaral
    October 19, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    Yo, Turtlebitch!!!

    Fuck with me and I will suck your dick. I will push you down on a couch, make that pouty face and unzip your pants, and suck you off until you unload in my pretty mouth. So don’t try it.

    Circle snap in your direction!

    • IMHO
      October 19, 2018 at 4:54 pm

      He was already three Sheets to the wind by the time the cops showed up. I’m not sure that they could have changed the outcome.

  • As the say
    October 19, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    I could give two Sheets 

  • Meth
    October 19, 2018 at 4:42 pm

    One down, Malden, Lawrence and Everett to go.

  • Johnny Roast Beef
    October 19, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    I sure hope that they arrest the tough guy who’s threatened the cops.

  • Meth Puppet Master
    October 19, 2018 at 4:00 pm

    Like everything else when the truth comes out this will go away. Where were all his loved ones when he was getting messed up on drugs? They couldn’t sue him is the problem. Who’s the talented cameraman? Sounds real intelligent grunting and groaning. Is that you Rob or is it Randy? Losers for life should tell his parents the truth.

    • Fuck turtle boy
      October 22, 2018 at 1:23 am

      Turtle boy must feel so proud.. A mother lost her son and you people find humor in this??? James is a good person turtle boy is obviously in love.. POS

      • Boo Hoo
        February 19, 2020 at 12:44 pm

        You should end up just like him. Another loser gone. Good riddance

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