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Last week we published this blog about the Manchester Junkapotamus, Denise Pumphret, who was arrested for smashing into half a dozen cars during a daytime bender, and then took to Facebook in hilarious fashion to proclaim her innocence because she had a “grand mal seizure” that forced her to crash:
Well it’s been a bad week for the poor Denise, and she’s still sticking to her dindu nuffin defense. Except this time she’s changing up her story. Turns out she didn’t have a grand mal seizure, she was trying to grab something off the floor, and she’s about to sue WMUR TV for deformation:
Yup, the news only report what the news tells them. Ya got that? The news gets their new from the news. Makes sense.
Oh, and she lost her job which is also WMUR’s fault:
I’m sure her July 2017 DUI arrest on the highway was due to a grand mal seizure too, right Pumpfart?