The turtle haters out there like to shit on us because we’re supposedly some evil blog that picks on innocent people having a bad day. But the fact of the matter is that we expose bad people doing bad things, and then the power that be address those things and justice is served.

Take for instance a week and a half ago I published this blog about some 21 year old Manchester Meat Clunge who forced her middle school aged sister to fight a girl twice her size, offered her ineffective coaching advice while recording it, and then had her fight and lose again after her sister got her ass beat once.

Her name is Mikayla Reno, and scumbagguttes like her deserve to be publicly shamed, because their behavior is so shameful.

And an adult who doesn’t have a job and can afford to provoke fights between children at school dismissal are the lowest of the low.

The blog was widely read with our growing Manchvegas audience, and the next thing you know this happened:

Adult Facilitates Fight Between Two Minors

On May 31, 2019, Manchester Police arrested 21 year Mikayla Reno for her involvement in a fight that took place on Putnam Street last week. The fight which was captured on cell phone video, took place on May 23, 2019. The video showed 2 juvenile girls engaged in a physical altercation, each punching each other multiple times. Also in the video is an adult female, later identified as Reno, who appears to be facilitating the fight, giving one of the girls instructions on what to do next. At one point she separates the two girls, and then is heard saying “rebuttal, square up again” and directs the two to start fighting again. Reno was charged with Riot, Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor, and Simple Assault. There is no scheduled court date at this time.

Da fuq did your eyebrows go girl?

And that’s why I love blogging for Turtleboy. This woman deserved to be publicly shamed, and she deserved to be arrested. Her trashy behavior is unacceptable in a civilized society, and now she’s gotta pay for it.

Of course not everyone agrees with our methods…..

The face of everyone who hates Turtleboy ever:

“Turtleboy is trash legit, nothing positive.”

You’re a dude who uses the word legit. Nuff said.

Newsflash chudbanger – this trash muppet getting arrested IS positive news. When people commit crimes and they’re held accountable for them, that’s a good thing.

Believe it or not, since it’s Mancganistan there’s some people defending the big sister’s actions.

How much you wanna bet when we go to her profile we’re gonna find dog filter right away?

Never fails.

As for her excuse, “Telling your little sister how to handle herself in a fight is instigating? Or you just gunna sit back and watch your lil sis get her ass beat.”

No dumpster dandy, I’m going to tell my little sister to avoid the the girl who has 10 inches and 40 pounds on her, because I actually give a shit about the well being of my sister. Believe it or not, there are other ways that adults outside of Manchester often use to diffuse disputes between 13 year old girls after school. She just wouldn’t know because by the looks of her most recent Facebook post, she ain’t never leaving Manchvegas.

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