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Manchester Meat Clungs Gets Arrested For Forcing Middle School Sister To Fight Much Bigger Girl, Ratchets Blame Turtleboy And Defend Meat Clunge


The turtle haters out there like to shit on us because we’re supposedly some evil blog that picks on innocent people having a bad day. But the fact of the matter is that we expose bad people doing bad things, and then the power that be address those things and justice is served.

Take for instance a week and a half ago I published this blog about some 21 year old Manchester Meat Clunge who forced her middle school aged sister to fight a girl twice her size, offered her ineffective coaching advice while recording it, and then had her fight and lose again after her sister got her ass beat once.

Her name is Mikayla Reno, and scumbagguttes like her deserve to be publicly shamed, because their behavior is so shameful.

And an adult who doesn’t have a job and can afford to provoke fights between children at school dismissal are the lowest of the low.

The blog was widely read with our growing Manchvegas audience, and the next thing you know this happened:

Adult Facilitates Fight Between Two Minors

On May 31, 2019, Manchester Police arrested 21 year Mikayla Reno for her involvement in a fight that took place on Putnam Street last week. The fight which was captured on cell phone video, took place on May 23, 2019. The video showed 2 juvenile girls engaged in a physical altercation, each punching each other multiple times. Also in the video is an adult female, later identified as Reno, who appears to be facilitating the fight, giving one of the girls instructions on what to do next. At one point she separates the two girls, and then is heard saying “rebuttal, square up again” and directs the two to start fighting again. Reno was charged with Riot, Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor, and Simple Assault. There is no scheduled court date at this time.

Da fuq did your eyebrows go girl?

And that’s why I love blogging for Turtleboy. This woman deserved to be publicly shamed, and she deserved to be arrested. Her trashy behavior is unacceptable in a civilized society, and now she’s gotta pay for it.

Of course not everyone agrees with our methods…..

The face of everyone who hates Turtleboy ever:

“Turtleboy is trash legit, nothing positive.”

You’re a dude who uses the word legit. Nuff said.

Newsflash chudbanger – this trash muppet getting arrested IS positive news. When people commit crimes and they’re held accountable for them, that’s a good thing.

Believe it or not, since it’s Mancganistan there’s some people defending the big sister’s actions.

How much you wanna bet when we go to her profile we’re gonna find dog filter right away?

Never fails.

As for her excuse, “Telling your little sister how to handle herself in a fight is instigating? Or you just gunna sit back and watch your lil sis get her ass beat.”

No dumpster dandy, I’m going to tell my little sister to avoid the the girl who has 10 inches and 40 pounds on her, because I actually give a shit about the well being of my sister. Believe it or not, there are other ways that adults outside of Manchester often use to diffuse disputes between 13 year old girls after school. She just wouldn’t know because by the looks of her most recent Facebook post, she ain’t never leaving Manchvegas.


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27 Comment(s)
  • whatevuh
    June 3, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    Apparently, aspiring to be ‘low class’ is a thing now, it seems to be a challenge among the young dumpster slug crowd . . . .

  • Mr. Dolan
    June 3, 2019 at 6:32 pm

    Another hot step daughter coming my way.

  • z
    June 3, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    Her name is Mikayla.
    Please let the sisters name be Roxanne.

    Rocky Movie:
    Mickey: You’re a bum, Rock. You’re a bum.
    Rocky: I ain’t no bum, Mick. I ain’t no bum.

    Mickey: Get up you sun-ofa-bitch!

  • Captain Trips
    Ray Charles
    June 3, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    Keira was voted best looking by the American Society for the Blind

    Quite an honor!

  • Captain Trips
    June 3, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Let Tutty Pop know I have some good heroin, and to take the usual dose.

    It’s actually 100% Fentanyl, but he’ll never know, like, ever…..

    I removed the Narcan from his apartment

    You’re welcome in advance

    Love, peace, and ratchet overdoses,


  • Kay Kay's Crabs
    June 3, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    Filth. Pure Filth. Let’s hope for a fluke and she does a stretch.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • rebuttal
    June 3, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    “rebuttal, square up again”.. LOL!

  • SMH
    June 3, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    Looked more like a staged WorldStar media event than a real fight. I lost count of the number of girls filming and fighting for the best camera angles.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    June 3, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    I wonder what the tattoo on his hand – “Tutty Pop” means?

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      June 3, 2019 at 2:07 pm

      By the look of him it means “I’m a nonce”.

      • Jeff J
        Mr. Scratcher........
        June 3, 2019 at 6:57 pm

        Please kindly explain for us non Brits what a “I’m a nonce” means. And thank you.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      June 3, 2019 at 2:30 pm

      He’s in a perpetual “Who’s the edgey-est?” contest.

  • Karma Harris
    June 3, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    Anyone who says TB Sports won’t blog about them, usually gets blogged about. Turtleboy is Karma.

  • Well, No Shit
    June 3, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    Huh. I thought that David Koresh was killed by the FBI in Waco, TX.

    Apparently, he just relocated to MA, got a bunch of tattoos, and died his hair pink.

    Does the FBI and/or BATF know this?


    • Well, No Shit
      June 3, 2019 at 2:24 pm


      What an asshole. Always proofread before posting.

      • Linda
        June 3, 2019 at 5:44 pm

        Should have just let the typo go. 99% of the fools on here wouldn’t have noticed anyway. died/dyed, it’s all the same.

        • linda swallows
          June 3, 2019 at 11:03 pm

          this site is filled with intelligent people until you come along, cumrag

        • Concerned Canadian
          June 3, 2019 at 11:41 pm

          Linda, there’s an above average quantity of non-correct grammar, syntax and spelling to be read on the AUTHORED portions of Turtleboy.

          I believe as you do, “99% of the fools” wouldn’t have noticed the error in the comments section.

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    June 3, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    She looks like she only has two brain cells left, and right now they are not talking to each other.

  • Jackie the Jokeman Martling
    June 3, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    viz Shawn P. Collins:

    “I fucked a parrot once. I was thinking maybe you were my son.”

  • magic paint brush
    June 3, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    I’d paint some eyebrows on her…

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 3, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    Does anyone have a “Fucking Moron, Gibberish, Illiterate Trash Talk to English” dictionary then I’d really appreciate it. Without such a book there’s no way to translate what this gutter-dwelling vag-trumpet is posting.

    • george costanza
      Noah Webster from the great beyond
      June 3, 2019 at 2:06 pm

      I’m working on it, patience my good man

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    June 3, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    I love the Deer in the headlights look in the mugshot. She isn’t all that after all… Ratchet Fuck.

      June 3, 2019 at 1:51 pm

      Could anyone explain what Keira said?

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