All-Star Criminals

Manchester Meth Momma’s Flophouse Got Flipped-Turned Upside Down,Makes Everyone Sad

Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here

Follow Turtleboy on Instagram by clicking here

Follow and like the Turtleboy Sports Forever, the newest Turtleboy Sports page and Clarence Woods Emerson to keep up with the hilarious turtle rider commentary.

Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at for more information.

If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:





As Ratchet Madness is going on, I always love to be on the lookout for those that may make it into next year’s brackets. Recent stories show a lot of promise, especially the Brockton Bologna Bandit, the Norton Kitten Theft Mom and the Scarborough Skinflute. Through Turtleboy Sports we have learned how to spot ratchets in the wild. Flat brimmed hats, extra points if it’s of the Chicago Bulls variety and if the stickers are still on. Illegitimate babies wearing Jordans with their WIC formula being sold on Facebook. Of course, the most obvious telltale sign being the Snapchat animal filter. Never did a ratchet ever ratchet without an animal filter. Amanda Morin of Manchester certainly hasn’t:

Last week, Amanda was just chillin’ in her closet when Manchester Police decided to have no chill and bust up her flophouse after an upstanding citizen (or more likely a rival ratchet) called in a tip that her bench warrant wanted ass was hiding down on Prospect street with a few of her closest methhead friends:

“One Wanted Check Equals Three Arrests

Manchester Police received an anonymous crime tip about a wanted female, Amanda Morin, 31, of Manchester, New Hampshire who was allegedly staying at 23 Prospect Street. Several individuals ran out the back door as soon the officers knocked on the front door of the second floor apartment at 12:40 a.m. this morning.

Officer Richard Valenti, Jr. caught Michael Janelle, 22 of Manchester, New Hampshire as he attempted to flee. He located .6 grams of methamphetamine on Janelle who was charged with possession of controlled drug. Janelle was released on $2,500.00 personal recognizance bail and scheduled to appear in Hillsborough County Superior Court-North on April 19, 2018.

Another individual who fled the address was taken into custody several minutes later by Officer Amanda Smith and Matthew Nocella in the area of Elm Street and Pennacook Street. They arrested Brooke Foster, 25, no fixed address on several New Hampshire State Police warrants. She was taken into custody and transported to police headquarters while Sergeant Brian Caldwell and Officer Cheryl Trudeau were granted permission to search the second floor of the Prospect Street apartment.

Morin was hiding in a closet when they located her inside of the  apartment. Morin had a no bail Hillsborough County Superior Court-Northern District warrant for non-appearance and an electronic bench warrant out of the Concord, New Hampshire Police Department.”

Nailed it, indeed.

Michael Jennelle , the methhead meatwallet masher, is more of a stealth ratchet, however and certainly sticks to the stereotypical “I’ve been sober for two seconds, excuse me while I preach” mode of operation:

Ever the humanitarian, he contributed to a fundraiser for an addiction treatment center by donating his birthday and failing spectacularly. Probably because he associates with people who are too busy spending their cash on everything that would land them in a treatment facility.

That’s basically the extent of Mr. Methapotomus’ Facebook page minus a token toilet photo referred to as his “office” where I presume most of his business consists of calling dealers, shooting up and three-hour-long opiate shits that produce a mere two pebble poo that felt like giving birth.

The other two junkboxes are proving difficult to track down, and Amanda, who I can only assume was doing her best R. Kelly impersonation, doesn’t really post anything but animal filtered photos. Who has time for Facebook  when there are drugs to do? I’m surprised she even had time to squat and pop out the fuck trophies I’m certain she neglects. Yep, she’s a “mom”:

And by “Mom” she means, I figured out how to use a Facebook filter.

Do you see how easy it is to paint a portrait of a normal person on social media? If you didn’t know this woman’s background you might look at that photo and think “She seems swell. Would.” because that’s a far cry from this:


Thanks to Turtleboy Sports, when a turtle rider comes across any animal filter, you see the real ratchet behind the filter. And it seems like Mr. Methapotomus and Ms. Morin are just two peas in a pod as last year she was arrested for dealing methamphetamine:

Amanda L. Morin, YOB 1987, of Glass Street in Pembroke, was arrested at 7:59 p.m. on Jan. 29, 2017, for possession of controlled drugs and possession of drugs after an alleged incident at police headquarters”


Happy Ratchet Madness, everyone!

Have a tip, a gripe or n00dz? Email me!

6 Comment(s)
  • Still Would
    July 13, 2018 at 7:42 pm

    You know you are a true pioneer and leader when, in the land of opiates you buck the trend and instead decide to shoot/smoke/snort meth. Thats like shorting the dow in a bull market. Major league balls on this bitch right here!

  • Donald John Trummp
    April 10, 2018 at 6:25 pm

    Big league drugs coming in from Mexico and Shyna! Need wall more than ever! Senate Dems do not want a DACA deal, oh well, sad!

  • K
    April 10, 2018 at 3:52 pm

    Please God, do not let meth attack New England like it’s done so many other states.

  • Rich A$$hole from Westwood Who Shops at Wegmans
    April 10, 2018 at 2:29 pm

    These drug addicted moms are a walking insult to the institution of motherhood.

    Here’s to you hardworking women who actually raise and love your kids, teach them right from wrong, teach them to be respectful and care for their needs. You deserve real praise, all the more in light of these sadly negligent ratchet moms who post “only God can judge” tropes while simultaneously shooting up on drugs and neglecting their progeny.

    • Clitty Litter
      April 10, 2018 at 8:04 pm

      Pull these articles out whenever they start talking about State paid maternity leave.
      It’ll be a career path for many.

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    April 10, 2018 at 1:31 pm

    God. These Meth Monsters could be extras on The Walking Dead and they wouldn’t even need makeup.

Comment on this Post


White Trash Hero Wears T-Shirt With His Mugshot On It From Last Time He Was Arrested At Latest Mugshot Photoshoot
Tsarnaev Sister Threatened Boyfriend’s Ex With A Bomb Because She’s A Muslim Terrorist And A Tsarnaev And This Is What They Do Best
Ladies Night At TBSports: Will Women Read Our Official Rankings Of NFL Teams Blog?