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Manchester Trashbags Who Let 5 Kids Rot In Cockroach Infested Apartment Got Vaccinated For COVID, So That’s Good



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49 Comment(s)
  • Art Flaherty
    Not our best and brightest
    September 17, 2021 at 10:56 am

    How can such vile and disgusting human beings be allowed to procreate? WHAT CHANCE DOES A KID HAVE living with these animals? The humane thing to do is early sterilization. Give 10 grand cash to adults to get tubes tied. Shit in most communities the Parents will offer up the childs. ferrtility for a few bottles of hennesy and some fine Herb .

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    September 16, 2021 at 1:52 pm

    This site’s gone full dumpster fire.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    September 16, 2021 at 12:11 pm

    I loved all 3 of them in The hills have eyes

    • Heywood Jablome
      September 16, 2021 at 6:23 pm

      Dunno why you were down voted, that shit’s funny as hell.

  • Flight 93
    September 16, 2021 at 12:06 pm

    Since we need to pay to comment on that flight 93 post (lol pay) I will post my comment here:

    It was shot down lol. No way those passengers took it down, it just makes a nice story. Even look at google maps, they picked the most wide open, unpopulated area to shoot it down.

    • Massholio
      September 16, 2021 at 1:55 pm

      Actually the F-16’s dispatched were not armed with missiles and were ordered to ram the airliner to take it down , which would have resulted in the pilot’s death.

      • SAM
        September 16, 2021 at 5:39 pm

        That’s true, but they are trained to ram it in a way that the pilot can eject safely or sometimes even fly out of it.

        And by the time they knew about flight 93, they knew it was a 100% a terrorist attack, and that they were headed towards DC. No way they were letting it get that close. And you don’t need a jet when you can easily take it down with even a surface to air missile.

    • Kang & Kodos
      September 16, 2021 at 3:29 pm

      Way to shit on lost AMERICAN lives…. I bet your address is Area 51/ Putin LN, La La land…You know it is, it’s Science!!

      • francisco the fag
        September 16, 2021 at 7:31 pm

        STFU dillweed, such a bitchboy

        • Kang & Kodos
          September 18, 2021 at 4:07 pm

          Hi fagboy! Are both thumbs up your ass? Or do you alternate from mouth to sphincter!

  • Mumbly Joe
    September 16, 2021 at 10:40 am

    Now this goes way back for me to my moonshine days……We couldn’t afford one of those fancy copper stills. We used the bathtub, a percolator coffee pot, pressure cooker, and a boat paddle. One time that damn cooker started to hiss n whistle something awful! By the I could react that damn top blew off sending a chain reaction thru all the kitchen and into the bathroom where the thumper shot out a closed window and ended up 2 blocks down the street. That bathtub mint julip sure was fine though. Good times,……..

  • Hair lipped Himey
    September 16, 2021 at 9:59 am

    Do you think any of them could eat corn on the cob?

  • Charlie Cracker
    September 16, 2021 at 9:45 am

    Turtleboy can do better. “Trashbags” is his old style, which appears only on this site’s headline. Over on Cowering TB News they are “Parents.”

    Turtleboy, you’re kissing the ass of the Woke mafia, and losing your edge.

  • Metro West Guy
    September 16, 2021 at 8:49 am

    This isn’t a unique situation for Spruce St. or any of the other numerous run down rat traps in that city. Being a Slumlord there is like an art form.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 15, 2021 at 10:53 pm

    Laugh it up but the bald dude can play a mean Dueling Banjos on the banjo!

  • Fuck Fried Rice
    September 15, 2021 at 10:49 pm

    China created the virus in a lab to kill Americans. I got the vax because I’m not gonna sit here and take that shot. If y’all want to get killed by China have at it. I don’t bow down to those communist fucks.

    • Genduso
      September 18, 2021 at 1:32 pm

      Actually you do bow down you pathetic cuck. Then you come on here trying to make it look like you didn’t because you know messed up. You are so afraid you little bitch

  • Mitt Tonkey
    September 15, 2021 at 10:13 pm

    Is that Roger Goodell in the middle picture?

    • Hu Fartted
      September 16, 2021 at 9:30 am

      And like all crap that comes out of China, it’s not very effective. All it does is kill the old and the sick. Seems to me they are just trying to save the US government hundreds of billions in medicare costs.

      • Death
        September 16, 2021 at 11:44 am

        China’s biggest economic threat was “it’s aging workforce” their words.
        This is no accident.

        On a side note norm Mcdonald who voiced death on family guy passed away.
        I’m sad

        • Deflateddoritodinks
          September 16, 2021 at 1:58 pm

          Maybe because they restricted people having children so the enslaving of the Muslims commences.

        • Death
          September 16, 2021 at 2:46 pm

          I’m wondering who the gutter Muppet that down voted this comment is…I mean seriously! What’s to down vote?
          You woke libtards will be the death of us all.

          • Al Mighty
            September 16, 2021 at 3:36 pm

            It was your boss God! Now shut up and get me a juice box!!

          • Death
            September 16, 2021 at 5:08 pm

            God ain’t my boss, he’s my bitch. If you were God you’d know that.
            I take his souls and send them back, usually because they’re defective in some way. Maybe they’re liberal, maybe they’re gay, maybe they’re brown.. either way they need to go back

  • Clarence Woods Emerson
    Glad I never paid for this shitty site
    September 15, 2021 at 9:59 pm

    Who in the flying baby Jesus would pay to hear a failure if a man spat out about what some great Americans did on a flight?
    Aidan did not serve in the military, shits on first responders, and was the biggest anti-war early in college (ask him about that term paper he did in College).
    Just go back to classic TB Unc, or go away already.

    • I Tried
      September 15, 2021 at 10:10 pm

      Hey Aidan,

      What about the mid-term paper in college?

  • Tim Maynard N Weymouth
    September 15, 2021 at 9:40 pm

    I’m fed up with the misinformation on this channel. Stop the lies and conspiracy theories. 2020 President Biden won legit! Dr Fauci is a brilliant surgeon, nobody could have exited Afghanistan better than President Biden. General Milley did nothing wrong compared to Trump in a Moscow hotel room getting a golden shower. The vaccine is completely safe and everybody has to get it that’s the law! All you people promoting law and order better get the vaccine you phonies and how about showing some respect for the military and cops and minorities. You’re all Anti American racist insurrectionists.

    • Tim Drank Too Much Kool-Aid
      September 15, 2021 at 9:57 pm

      Shut the fuck up Tim. Have a good life believing everything big brother tells you. “Get the vaccine, it’s the law!” You are seriously fucked in the head if you believe that’s true.

      • Tim Maynard N Weymouth
        September 15, 2021 at 11:08 pm

        If Trump told you to inject lysol you would do it because you ignorant people did do it. But a real president has to tell you to get an approved vaccine because you’re stupid to do it without an adult making you do it and you turn your back on science. Howard Stern is right about you shit heads. I hope the authorities remove all your privileges and lock you in camps to starve. Good don’t take a vaccine go eat horse deworming paste like that gun nut joe rogan this country is better off without you paranoid Trumpies go play with your guns in traffic and FUCK OFF.

        • Tim Drank Too Much Kool-Aid
          September 16, 2021 at 6:32 pm

          Timmy boy, the funny thing is I actually got the vaccine on my own accord. You are implying that it is being forced when you say it’s required by law, which it is not. Freedom of choice is what makes our country great. I can disagree with you, but I respect your right to your freedom of choice. There are plenty of conservative people who made the same choice I did and I’m sure there are plenty who made different choices for their own reasons. Same goes for the liberal leaning folks. Judging by your comment, you sound like a fucking Nazi from WWII who wants to seize our rights and categorize those who disagree with you as subhuman sacks of shit. Be careful where you get your information from because you will end up on the wrong side of history.

    • Harry maynard
      September 16, 2021 at 12:36 am

      Hey Timmy, you knock that nonsense off right now. Bad mouthing the good folks who got sense enough to call a horse a horse. You don’t let that lieing joe bidden go messing with yer head now ya hear me boy?
      Now be a good Ole boy and go fetch me my robe so you can rub me in my special spots like ya used to when you was little

    • Pizza T. Hut
      September 16, 2021 at 9:33 am

      That rant was so pathetic I thought it was satire. You really are as dumb as your writing suggests.

  • MMF
    September 15, 2021 at 8:54 pm

    Every town has that one family.

  • Wednesday Adams
    September 15, 2021 at 8:53 pm

    Nice legacy you filthy slew bags; I hope the kids are going to be OK.Not likely.
    Turtleboy, you do some good friggin work bro. Seriously, we would never ever be exposed to the lecherous sloths that surround us and demand our sympathy, understanding, and wages. These turds float and you give them the exposure they greatly deserve. Well done job over the years.

  • Can everyone who’s named General Milley please just go fuck yourself now ? Thanks
    September 15, 2021 at 8:30 pm

    This is a great story about some great people doing great things !!
    It reminds me of the time I babysat General Milley’s kids, They were quite a handful of filthy, sticky retards !! Wooo, what a crazy night that was; believe you me !! Both he and his lovely, alcoholic wife were a delightfully filthy, smelly couple, as was their house; a fantastically fetid, infectious, reeking home just chock full of happy, fecal-tinted and obviously much-molested retarded kids bouncing up and down the cellar stairs like so many defective superballs. I don’t know who enjoyed their time on the stained, bug infested couch more that night – me, or the pair of Chinese Generals who were gleefully (or should I say “ greefully “ ) molesting those screeching, festering mongoloids who were frantically zipping around the basement level rumpus room in a blind, squeaking frenzy trying to get away from the “craws of the chinaman” until one collapsed in exhaustion and the other one knocked himself out by striking his beach ball sized head on the metal door frame leading to the laundry room in a high speed, vain attempt to get away. Wow,, all us teens in the Millie neighborhood are so lucky to have so many funny stories and happy memories !!

  • I went to school with her
    September 15, 2021 at 8:27 pm

    she always smelled like trash can juice. People nick named her fish shits lol.

  • orion
    September 15, 2021 at 8:23 pm

    I’d do the granny

  • AOC
    September 15, 2021 at 7:41 pm

    I’m extremely proud of this amazing family for being vaccinated and all Americans should listen to President Biden, Kamala and Nancy Pelosi and do the same

    • Pat Powers
      September 16, 2021 at 6:05 am

      suck Biden’s cock you filthy spic whore

  • Hill William
    September 15, 2021 at 7:03 pm

    I wonder which one is their own grandma?

  • Banjo player
    September 15, 2021 at 6:42 pm

    Not a normal chin in any picture.
    New Hampshire is the Deliverance movie.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    General Milley (traitor)
    September 15, 2021 at 6:34 pm

    They got their covid shot so they’re clean. I’d fuck em.

  • Cleamus
    September 15, 2021 at 5:38 pm

    She sure looks different in those three pictures

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Bret Killoran
    September 15, 2021 at 4:57 pm

    Them broads are so fuckin hot! Talk about a fuckin fantasy. I’d bang the mom and the daughter at the same fuckin time!

  • Death
    September 15, 2021 at 4:46 pm

    Is it just me or does Joe bidden remind you of king Friday from Mr Rodgers neighborhood?

    Oh and it’s a God awful shame he still breathes oxygen too!

    • AilingAidensbestFriend
      September 15, 2021 at 4:51 pm

      Hey there Ai do an. (f’n spell check).
      Nice to see you’re reading your own blog posts. That shows maturity.
      When are you really going to off yourself? If you need pointers please contact me.

      • Non of your business
        September 15, 2021 at 5:42 pm

        There has to be at least one blog about you, maybe two. You have to be some kind of special to suggest anyone commit suicide .

        • Here comes another exposed victim
          September 15, 2021 at 7:19 pm

          Have you noticed how the more scumbags unc exposes, the worse the a holes in comment section are? Every day with new blogs coming out, more miserable fucks appear, Miss the good old days with the sharp witted commenters, not these poor “victims” whining about Aidan and the site. If you don’t like Aidan fuckin leave, losers. Oh, you can’t.

          • Total agreement
            September 15, 2021 at 9:10 pm

            Whatever article Unc exposed him on, it must have been bad!

            While I don’t know for sure which one, I bet it was the guy who had sex with a horse, just sayin’.

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