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Manchester WOMAN Applies For Job At County Jail, Forgets She Has Warrants, Ends Up Being Newest Guest In Jail 

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Well, here’s a new one out of Manchvegas. This goes to show that there is literally no bottom to how fucking stupid people can be. It’s like the beginning of a bad joke. A woman walks into County Corrections and asks for a job application. Instead of getting hired, she’s arrested for warrants.

Wait….which one of these is Kristina?

Holy climax!! I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that the junkapotamus with cha-cha-chia goatee is in fact a male, thus making blondie Kristina. And personally, if I was a thief who had warrants out for my arrest, the last place I would ever go to is any place affiliated with law enforcement. Then again, I’m not the real-life Dennis The Menace.

She looks like every middle school gym teacher ever.

Krissy here was pretty hot at one time:

Unfortunately, that was during the era of Myspace.

You know you need to reevaluate your life when 1) You have zero online presence save for Myspace. 2) You’re a criminal applying for a corrections job. 3) That haircut! I honestly don’t know which is worse.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she had scrubbed the internet so she could land the job. Haha! Nice try, pumpkin toes! Well, either way she did end up “in corrections”.

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12 Comment(s)
  • msheadkracker
    April 12, 2018 at 7:35 am

    Jesus, who looked at that guy at the refuge center and thought “this one will fit in perfect in America, lets approve him!” He looks like hes fresh out the congo and ready to take over a boat, shit. 

  • TJB
    April 11, 2018 at 7:43 pm

    Krissy; I heard what you did for a Klondike bar.
    Call me.

  • whatevuh
    April 11, 2018 at 7:33 pm

    All I can do is shake my head. There must be something in the water up there, or maybe they are Mass transplants, that would explain the huge amount of assholes up in NH

    • WP88
      April 20, 2018 at 11:51 am

      Yeah, I think it’s called Fentanyl

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    April 11, 2018 at 1:34 pm

    Does it serve its time in a male or female prison? Or better yet a kennel.

  • Balls
    April 11, 2018 at 12:46 pm

    did you just call a 15 year old hot?

  • Hugh Jeniks
    April 11, 2018 at 11:21 am

    Stuff that knuckledragger into a cannon and shoot him back at Africa.

  • Dian Fossey
    April 11, 2018 at 11:06 am

    That gorilla stayed in the mist too long.

    • Hughbo Mont
      April 11, 2018 at 1:53 pm

      LOL! Good one!

  • mopey63
    April 11, 2018 at 10:36 am

    Well, all the criminals are going to try it now that Leigha A. Genduso got away with it, or thought she did. Thank you for THAT story TB!

  • UGLY
    April 11, 2018 at 10:33 am

    I thought that was Ellen Degeneres.

    • mopey63
      April 11, 2018 at 11:31 am

      Please! She is not even as pretty as Ellen Degeneres lol

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