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Well, here’s a new one out of Manchvegas. This goes to show that there is literally no bottom to how fucking stupid people can be. It’s like the beginning of a bad joke. A woman walks into County Corrections and asks for a job application. Instead of getting hired, she’s arrested for warrants.
Wait….which one of these is Kristina?
Holy climax!! I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that the junkapotamus with cha-cha-chia goatee is in fact a male, thus making blondie Kristina. And personally, if I was a thief who had warrants out for my arrest, the last place I would ever go to is any place affiliated with law enforcement. Then again, I’m not the real-life Dennis The Menace.
She looks like every middle school gym teacher ever.
Krissy here was pretty hot at one time:
Unfortunately, that was during the era of Myspace.
You know you need to reevaluate your life when 1) You have zero online presence save for Myspace. 2) You’re a criminal applying for a corrections job. 3) That haircut! I honestly don’t know which is worse.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she had scrubbed the internet so she could land the job. Haha! Nice try, pumpkin toes! Well, either way she did end up “in corrections”.
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