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Mark Your Calendars: Uncle Turtleboy And I Will Be In Taunton On September 21st To Support Veteran Suicide Prevention, And We Want You To Come Join Us


What are you doing during the day on Saturday, September 21st? Grocery shopping, housework, sleeping off a bender? Perhaps apple picking in your yoga pants and Uggs while sipping your pumpkin spice latte and listing off your favorite things about Fall? That shit sounds boring. Let me tell you what you should do – Come down to The Lafayette Club in Taunton and join Uncle Turtleboy, me, and the Turtle Fam while we have a good time supporting a great cause.


A little bit about the event:

“This event was founded in 2015 in Taunton, Ma after the passing of Joaquin “Jack” Pereira Jr. Jack was a decorated combat veteran who served two tours of duty to Iraq (09-10)and Afghanistan (11-12). He served our country with pride and dignity. Unfortunately, he took his life on Oct 1, 2013. Post traumatic stress haunted Jack as it does many others and the purpose of this event is to bring awareness to the 22 Veterans that take their own lives everyday. Please come out and help us bring this epidemic to light, to not only remember our Brother Jack but all who have lost their battle with post traumatic stress.

All proceeds will be donated to local organizations to help support mental health for Veterans and First Responders rehabilitation.”


You can read more about the organizations benefiting from this event through the links below:


The ride starts and ends at the Lafayette Club in Taunton, 18 Lakeview Ave, Taunton, MA 02780. Tickets are $25/pp at the gate. Registration for the ride is the day of the event, 10am to 11:30am. Kick Stands Up at 12pm, Escorted by Taunton PD & Suffolk County Sheriff’s Office.

At 1:30 there will be BBQ provided by Figuredo Catering, entertainment provided by PUSH , a cash bar, Raffles – 50/50 and much more! We will be there all day so you can come, say hi, grab some turtlegear, get your book signed, and take a photo with us for our website, and enjoy a great event for an awesome cause. For every photo with a turtlerider we take, I will donate an additional dollar on top of the sponsorship donation we’ve already made for this event to help support these great local organizations who support our veterans after they’ve sacrificed so much for us.


Photos from last years event:

Hope to see you there!

33 Comment(s)
  • Heatwave
    September 23, 2019 at 10:38 am

    Some like thst sprayon tan

  • ernie assburn
    September 22, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    Some of you guys are full of hot air. Which would make some old slags sopping wet, so good luck. They’re out there.

  • Isn’t Bristol in Boston on Saturday?
    September 21, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    Except I thought Bristol was going to Boston on Saturday to visit Josh on Nashua Street?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    September 20, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    I will be sleeping off a bender in my yoga pants but if Bristol promises to wear a thong, I will be there with bells on.

  • Wendy T
    September 20, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    The fact that none of the Turtleboy staff owns a motorcycle, have ever served or are related to anyone in the armed services but are willing to sacrifice your Sunday to set up a table and sell your awesome Turtleboy gear shows that you are the real thing.

    • F UTB
      September 20, 2019 at 10:53 pm

      Are you f’n serious? TB is a wannabe, just like Trump, just like Josh, just like Lewendowski.

      F TB.

      • ImDying
        September 20, 2019 at 10:56 pm

        Sacrifice your Sunday.

        Oh fuck.

        Oh, my fuckin sides.

        Make it stop.


      • Bret
        September 21, 2019 at 2:41 pm

        Did TB hurt your vagina?
        Eat my ass shitdick

  • Wendy T
    September 20, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    Are you really telling me I can meet Bristol and TB, have my picture taken with you legends, get your autographs and buy Turtleboy books/gear and for all my purchases you’ll donate a $1 towards the cause?? It’s a win win.
    Somebody pinch me.

    • Real_Finn
      September 20, 2019 at 10:42 pm

      Wendy Twat,
      “Somebody pinch me”

      here, I fixed it :

      “Somebody punch me”


      Get Fucked,

  • Josh Abrams
    September 20, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    I love how they act like its the same.

  • Desk Peanut
    September 20, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    Am hoping i can make this. Definitely going to try.

  • Bobby Nova
    September 20, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    I don’t have a bike but I have a sweet 1976 Chevy Nova 4 door cloth bench seat and original 305 automatic from the factory with matching numbers.
    Can Bobby Nova ride with you guys?

    • bunny
      September 20, 2019 at 10:32 pm

      that’s a sexy car

  • Francis sidebottom
    September 20, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    Hey uncle turtle turd you need to watch yourself some letterkenny and create yourself a show similar to it but in new england guys talking about these same stories you posted here but in video

  • Uncle karma
    September 20, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    TB is Bristol’s uncle? It’s good to see innocent people killing innocent people,should always start with yourself. Sorry America failed you troops.

  • Kim Wescott
    September 1, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    My son suffers from ptsd from his service in the infantry front lines of Iraq. Not sure if he will ever be ok, as the stigma of mental health issues prevents him from admitting a problem or seeking help.

    I fear that eventually it will be suicide by his own hand or suicide by cop.

    Thank you, thank you for publicizing this important problem. Our veterans need and deserve this support. God bless.

    • Poor Iraqis
      September 20, 2019 at 5:20 pm

      That’s awful. Sorry you feel like the people in Iraq.

      • Said Everyone
        September 22, 2019 at 12:02 pm

        Someday someone is going to reveal who you are. You’re a sick fuck

    • People Die
      September 20, 2019 at 11:01 pm

      Suicide by cop? Perfect. TBS will do a 5 part expose on it.

      I’m betting UTB will be on the cops side.

  • Good girl turned
    August 31, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    Bristol!! Thank you! Thank you, and Thank you!! Military suicide is not talked about enough! Every year we join forces with Mission 22 out in New Bedford. 22 combat vets take their lives every single day!! It would be an honor to stand in solidarity with the turtles for such an amazing and worthy cause. #22 ##suicideprevention.

  • Good girl turned
    August 31, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    Bristol!! Thank you! Thank you, and Thank you!! Military suicide is not takes about enough! Every year we join forces with Mission 22 out in New Bedford. 22 combat vets take their lives every single day!! It would be an honor to stand in solidarity with the turtles for such an amazing and worthy cause. #22 ##suicideprevention.

  • WTF?
    August 30, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    Who is the bitch throwing down votes on positive messages?
    Is that you Bret? I know it’s somebody that never served.

  • The Common Man
    August 30, 2019 at 10:18 pm

    If I go, I want a kiss from Bristol, but I’ll settle for Uncle Turtle Boy.
    Oh, and great cause.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      September 21, 2019 at 10:59 am

      She is a cutie.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 30, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    I don’t own a bike but have a nice early 70’s monte carlo , can the taint ride too?

    • z
      September 20, 2019 at 6:08 pm

      Geez I don’t know, is the event called the early 70’s Monte Carlo rally for PTSD?
      Fucking moroons

  • Real_Finn
    August 30, 2019 at 11:28 am

    What a great cause! See you there!


  • Uncle Gus
    August 30, 2019 at 11:15 am

    Great cause, but please, do some research into that fucking “22 Veterans a day” bullshit.

    Suicide is a terrible thing and I truly hope anyone who sees no other way to handle the situations in their life gets the help they need. I am praying for a very successful event and a rising awareness in the community of the need for more resources.

  • Paul jones
    August 30, 2019 at 9:11 am

    We would like to thank Turtle Boy Sports for all your support. FYI for all of you who will be joining us for the event.
    CASH BAR. But we will be accepting CC for raffles. Event shirts etc. And if you run out of cash we will swipe your card for a dollar fee. so you wont run out of cash for the bar .
    Beautiful 34 mile ride. Fully escorted.
    One of the best bands in NE Push ,will be providing the entertainment. With a full
    BBQ meal.
    Tons of awesome raffles
    50/50. With a rule that if you win it you MUST keep your half .
    Hope to see all the turtles at our event for the most important of causes . Thanks in advance
    Paul and Kim Jones
    22 till 0

  • Peter Dautel
    CG OIF Vet
    August 30, 2019 at 8:55 am

    Have to admit, I enjoy the outpouring of support, and will admit I get humbled and somber to the point of choking back tears at events geared this way. Just being around and seeing this has helped me (finally) get my shit together to talk with people and get help. So thank you, all of you.

    Semper Paratus

  • OIF Vet & VMC member
    August 30, 2019 at 1:10 am

    Great event, great cause. The struggle is real and for some, it seems like a losing battle. Help is only a phone call away, reach out before you check out.
    Not all wounds are visible.

    *A word of caution, though… A good part of the lot is on a slope so park your ride in a way that it won’t fall over and start a domino effect with the other bikes.
    If you haven’t been there before, you’ll see.

    If you can only make it on 4 wheels, no sweat. The more the merrier.

    • Paul Jones
      August 30, 2019 at 9:17 am

      We will have staff assisting in the parking of bikes upon return from ride. hopefully all bikes will be parked up top

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