Marty Walsh Banning The End Zone Militia From The Patriots Super Bowl Parade Because They Carry Fake Guns Proves He’s Gone Off The SJW Deep End

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Fox 25: Some very familiar faces at Patriots home games are feeling a bit snubbed ahead of the rolling rally. Members of the End Zone Militia who help celebrate Patriots touchdowns tell FOX25 they were told they could not participate in the victory parade as they have in year’s past. The militia is hoping for a Hail Mary and a change of heart. The group’s leader tells FOX25 he’s extremely disappointed in the decision to leave them out of Tuesday’s celebration. At the parade two years ago, the group walked the route leading a duck boat. FOX25 has reached out to the City of Boston and the New England Patriots to find out why the group has been denied from participating. The City of Boston got back to FOX25 Tuesday morning and said it was not their decision. 

Alright, first of all, why don’t they just have the parade in Foxboro? You just start the parade in Foxboro town center, march up Rt. 140 to North Street, and mosey on down to Gillette Stadium. It’s a few miles but there’s no traffic to worry about diverting, there’s a million more places to park, and you can use the state police instead of wasting Boston’s resources on BPD.

Most importantly you could finish at the stadium and have an actual RALLY. A place where everyone can come together and victory speeches can be given. I’ve been to these parades before. They suck. You stand there in a mob of people in the freezing cold and you see duckboats full of family and friends of players waving at you while you ask out loud, “who the hell is that guy?” And, “Why is Julian Edelman taking pictures of me? Who’s on stage here?” 

Anyway, how gutless is Marty Walsh for acting like this one wasn’t his call? I mean, is anyone out there actually buying this? The end zone militia is banned from the parade and the City of Boston says it wasn’t their call? Who else could’ve made that call? Trump? Charlie Baker? Just be a man and come out and admit what we all already know – you’re doing this because you’re making a political statement about guns.

Too bad, we used to have a lot of respect for Boston’s mayor. In a city with a lot of nutjobs (like his rival Councilor Tito Jackson) Marty was always the voice of moderation. He fired a city worker who was one of the I-93 protesters who blockaded entry into Boston. He backed the Boston PD when some chump pump was arrested for telling them to “suck my dick n word.” We loved when he called out black lives matter for not protesting the senseless shooting of a 7 year old in Dorchester, and no one would cooperate with the cops. He fought to bring the Olympics here, despite the blowback he got from whiny bitches who are worried about traffic patterns nine years from now. He had no tolerance for the black lives matter terrorists who were scaring children at the Christmas tree lighting ceremony. We defended him when idiot blm terrorists protested outside of his house over…..something.  He was proof that you can be a democrat without going full social justice warrior.

But in the last couple weeks that seems to have changed. Perhaps it’s because Tito Jackson announced he’s running for Mayor, and Marty wants to pander to the base. Who knows. But all of a sudden he’s Mr. SJW. Last week he was announcing that City Hall was gonna become the Motel 8 for undocumented immigrants. This week he’s banning the end zone militia from marching in the parade because fake guns that make loud noises are scary.

It’s not like they’ve never marched in the parade before. Here they were in 2014, marching and commemorating the site of the Boston Marathon bombing – a place where three people were murdered by two assholes who didn’t use a gun.

So yea, shame on Marty Walsh for selling out to the PC patrol. I understand he’s in favor of gun control, but this is just silly. Very silly. Nevertheless if Turtleboy lived in Boston we’d still vote for him because this is the alternative:

Tito Jackson is the Boston version of Sarai Rivera, except he doesn’t carry himself like a Main South trashbag. Last year at Boston Latin High School a bunch of students started claiming their teachers were racist for such infractions as screwing up students’ names in class, and allowing black boys to date white chicks:

Tito Jackson heard about this, urged students to rebel, and went down for a photo op:

This forced the highly respected headmaster to retire, despite the fact that this move was widely condemned by parents and teachers. Tito Jackson blamed Marty Walsh for not retweeting children who were attacking their hard working teachers, and Walsh’s comeback was priceless.

More of that please, and less pandering to SJW’s.

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