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Here’s your dumbass of the day out of Mattapoisett….
Note to self – when selling drugs and prescription pills, don’t get the international symbol for prescription pills (RX) tattooed directly on cheek. It’s like having a tattoo of Michael Jackson and riding around with kiddie porn. Someday his grandkids will ask what that tattoo means.
LOL. Just kidding. There’s no way this queefstache lives that long.
Seriously though, think of how much of a loser you have to be to get this kind of tattoo. Most people get a tattoo of something that has sentimental value, or makes people think they can speak Italian. Not ol’ queefstache though. He thought long and hard about what means the world to him, and what defines him as a person, and the first thing that came to mind was, “OCs.”
My biggest beef with this asswipe is the fact that he lives in Mattapoisett. Keep that trash in Wareham where it belongs. Or New Bedford. Doesn’t matter to me. But Mattapoisett is taxpayers. You cannot grow up in Mattapoisett and be a hardo. That’s just science.
And here’s a pro-tip, if you’re riding dirty like this, make sure your car is insured and registered. Because if the RX tattoo on your cheek doesn’t give you away, that probably will. Just sayin.