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Maude The Fraud’s Fan Club Wants To Know If We Will Stop Blogging About Her If She Kills Herself As She Continues To Blame Us For Calling Her Out On Her Lies

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Last night my girl SSTG did another blog on our old friend Maude the Fraud Gorman, after the failed beauty queen attempted to garner sympathy by posting pictures she took from the Sagamore Bridge in August, claiming she was going to kill herself because we exposed her.

I didn’t even know the blog was published because it happened late at night, but I woke up to this email today.

I can’t tell you how perfect it is that my default options (the most common ones I apparently use in emails and messenger) are HAHAHAHHAHA, I, and lol. It’s actually a complete sentence when you put those three together, and is exactly what I did when I received this email. I started laughing.

We’ve answered this question before, and I specifically addressed it in “I Am Turtleboy,” now available for sale on Amazon, in the chapter entitled, “Stuff Turtleboy Gets Blamed For.”

But I’ll say it again – we will not voluntarily surrender our constitutional rights to freedom of speech, and freedom of the press, simply because someone might kill themselves after one of our blogs are published. Blogs do not make people kill themselves. Suicide is a choice an individual makes.

Now, if we published something defamatory that was untrue and could not be backed up with facts, and someone was so embarrassed by that that they killed themselves, you might have a point. This is why we are meticulous before we publish – because I’m never going to allow myself to be in that position.

So to answer his question, “what will it take for you to end the bullshit? If people commit suicide because of you guys?”

The answer is, if Maude killed herself because we exposed her for being a liar, that would be on Maude. She made the choice to lie repeatedly. She made the choice to put herself out there. And she would’ve made the choice to kill herself. So no, her killing herself wouldn’t affect us in the least bit. It would be sad because she’s a great source of material, and is arguably the most blogged about recurring character in our history. But we’d wake up the next day and publish more blogs like nothing happened. Ultimately her family would be to blame for not getting her the help she needs, and the people enabling her would as well since they all feed into her madness.

The whole “I’m gonna commit suicide if you blog about me” threat means nothing to us. It’s just a way for you to try to get us to self censor and stop exposing you or your friends. Words don’t kill people. They don’t cause people to kill people. And we certainly will not change what we do every day because someone might kill themselves after reading our blogs.

But of course people like Maude who threaten to do this aren’t really suicidal. They’re just attention junkies, which is why she didn’t jump off the bridge, and she never had any intentions of doing so. If you were going to kill yourself then why would you take pictures of the bridge? What was she planning on doing with her phone? Facebook Live the freefall?

Here’s the thing with Maude the Fraud – we’re the only ones paying attention to her anymore. A few months back she had CNN and TMZ kissing her ass, writing puff pieces, and blah, blah, blah. Now it’s just us, and it’s always negative because Maude is a pathological liar. But I think she secretly likes it, because she reads every blog and immediately takes to social media to victimize herself some more. Here’s what she posted on Facebook after SSTG’s blog last night.

Hey Maude, this can end really easily. Just stop lying on social media. That’s literally all you have to do. Stop cheating in trail races you didn’t finish. Stop pretending to be the vicim of a gang rape. Stop pretending that you’re going to kill yourself for pity points. Just go to work, live your life, and stop trying to be someone you’re not on social media.

Either way, where are the mental health experts? This is twice now this woman has threatened to commit suicide on social media. I don’t care if she’s lying – she should be involuntarily committed for a mental health evaluation. Then they can determine if she’s really suicidal or full of shit.

But of course she does it because she lives to victimize herself to strangers, and it works every time.


Even her fans are telling her to delete her social media. But she won’t, because she can’t. Maude LIVES for social media. Without thousands of brainwashed followers kissing her ass she’d lose her mind. It’s the only thing keeping her grounded. What they don’t understand is that they’re part of the problem. Stop giving this girl exactly what she wants and she’ll stop doing it.

Instead we get this.

“I’m so sorry these people are even allowed to respond and comment.”

Yea Tyler, that pesky First Amendment thing that allows us to say things freely sure gets in the way a lot.

“Plus, mostly men, go figure. Always seems to be men who don’t want to hear that they’re the problem.”

Well, the blog was written by a woman, and as you can see from today’s demographics, our audience is almost exactly split between men and women.

On Maude days the number of female users usually goes up. That’s because women in particular find Maude fascinating, because women like to read blogs about terrible women. They love to read about crazy women who are worse people than they are, because it’s comforting to know that they’re really not so bad after all. Men or women are not the problem. Maude is the problem, as are people like Tyler Alexis.

And she is exactly as you imagined she would be. A fan of Maude’s from California, who is completely devoid of the ability to think critically or formulate an opinion that isn’t entirely based off of emotions.

48 Comment(s)
  • Hingham kid
    May 25, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    This girls real name is ally I believe. She’s a triplet from hingham. Pretty sure the same grade or close to it as Maude. She’s also from the same neighborhood her supposed rape took place way back when. She was a wanna be emo kid for a number of year, probably to have some sort of identity since one of her triplets was good at sports and the other was just mousy and quiet. She was on my soccer team in youth soccer and sucked, but had major anger problems and walked around like Nepolian flailing her arms.

  • Count Fapula
    January 7, 2019 at 11:51 am

    How can even #believewomen skags still be defending this cumpster? Were none of the reams and reams of previous proof of her lying enough?

  • Do the right thing
    January 5, 2019 at 12:03 am

    Paced back and forth for an hour on the bridge?
    Yeah, I’m gonna go out on a limb and call shenanigans on that statement.
    You can’t be there for more than a few minutes before an MSP cruiser will roll right up there.

    To Ms. Gorman,
    If you really want to end it all, would you document the act in a live feed?
    It sounds morbid but there is a very good reason for the request. It should horrify anyone contemplating suicide to see it actually happen.
    Please, make it gory and as awful as possible for maximum shock value to maybe scare someone into seeking help, rather than making a mess for their loved ones to deal with.
    A jump from a 495 overpass into fast moving traffic should be sufficient but if you find a better and more graphic method, please feel free to let those creative juices flow.
    It’s for the greater good. Plus it will be the last great act of defiance in a world of haters. Let them feel the guilt as they realize they made it happen.
    You can do this, Maude. You can finally show them ALL.

    January 4, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    So you’re just roasting someone for the sake of roasting them. Nobody cares anymore. And it sounds like the girl is not well.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    January 4, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    that ginger looks like an alien wearing a cheap human suit….but strangely hot

  • Y
    January 3, 2019 at 12:33 pm

  • Y
    January 3, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    • The Lieutenant
      January 3, 2019 at 1:56 pm

      I just looked into her eyes, that video is REAL shit.
      Then I rubbed my cock until it exploded in my pants while she fake cried.

      Thanks, Maude!!

  • Nee Chi
    January 3, 2019 at 10:37 am


    You’re such a retard.  First amendment rights do not exist on Facebook!!  What makes you think that’s how the constitution works ya re-re??

    Get a grip on civics before you start throwin around your “rights”. 

    “I got rites yo!” Said every ratchet re-re that ever existed.

    But keep writing about Maud:)

  • Diane Woods emerson
    January 3, 2019 at 10:28 am

    Set her up with David Hogg.

    • Drago
      January 3, 2019 at 7:53 pm

      I think Tyler there wants a taste of that Maude juice

  • Stunt Penis
    January 3, 2019 at 9:32 am

    cute ginger. wood, definitely.

    > who is completely devoid of the ability to think critically or formulate an
    > opinion that isn’t entirely based off of emotions.

    who cares. It’s not like I need to have an intellectual conversation with her to slam her like a barn door in a hurricane. She only needs to understand basic commands like “flip over” and “chug it”

  • Ungawah
    January 3, 2019 at 9:28 am

    I think its time to put Maude to rest. She’s been roasted, exposed,and skewered more than enough. Fun stories, lots of laughs at her expense, but enough is enough… Just sayin

    • z
      January 3, 2019 at 11:31 am

      Her “Oh poor pitiful me” sucks people in. You invest some emotional capital into her and it’s a lie. She’s stealing from those people and victims of rape and people who really are suicidal.

      I wonder what her end game is at least in her mind? As TB says, “Google Trophies”. She hasn’t broken any laws, but she has the trophies which are online forever. If her end game is working some mindless low paying job she’ll do fine. If it’s a decent job with decent pay, all this shit is going to bite her in the ass. She’s too young for anyone to let that slide.

      I’m predicting she’ll open a “Cat Store” where you can come in and play with cats. As far as I know there’s a demand for it.

  • Dr. Leo Marvin
    January 3, 2019 at 7:26 am

    Her Instagram goes back and forth from private to public more than my 6 year-old goes to the bathroom, which screams “look at me…OK, DON’T LOOK AT ME. OK…now look at me again.”

    Obviously this is a cry for help.
    I’ll give her a copy of Baby Steps.

    • Stunt Penis
      January 3, 2019 at 9:16 am

      Death therapy?

  • Edward Kennedy
    January 3, 2019 at 6:28 am

    Back in my day, we’d find girls like this and put them on the campaign staff.
    Party at the compound, have a few drinks, go for a drive…..problem solved.
    My family knows how to deal with mental illness.

  • Bill Clinton
    January 3, 2019 at 4:59 am

    Tyler and Maude, how about a three way with ole BIlly boy? heh heh heh hot diggity damn

  • The Common Man
    January 3, 2019 at 2:08 am

    It’s sadly ironic that this girl will jump thru hoops to find creative ways to be a victim when she Doesn’t have to. She’s already a victim of mental illness. I saw the Doctors post on the last blog and I concur that she has a personality disorder but I’m not sold that its borderline. At any rate, I was around a person with a personality disorder for years and they can’t take ownership for mistakes. It’s like they live in an alternate reality.

    In Maude’s case, it’s like she was in a reality where she did all the things she said she did but got switched with the dirtbag Maude from our reality. If you’re not awaree of mental illness, you can get seriously fucked up mentally by living with them.

    Maude, there’s no better hero than someone who manages their mental illness. There’s no glory and no likes, but there’s respect and dignity that comes with the fight. People generally tolerate more bullshit when they see a mentally ill person working to be better.

    There’s no shame in having some circuits misfiring in your brain. I should know, I have an anxiety disorder and ADHD. Get help Maude, good luck.

    • z
      January 3, 2019 at 9:14 am

      I imagine it ends up like being around someone with dementia. After awhile you become immune to many things that the person says or does. If you don’t you yourself will go crazy.

  • Diggy
    January 3, 2019 at 12:23 am

    Can we stop calling her a beauty queen. I was once going to be in the Miss. Massachusetts pageant. You don’t have to win a pageant to be in it. There is no Miss Plymouth County pageant. They just need something to call you. I was also ‘Miss Plymouth County once. I didn’t follow thru because soliciting money was a pain in the ass and showed me how lame it really was to buy your spot that no one else wants anyway. 

  • Crispy C
    January 2, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    It really is amazing how the internet and social media continue to push this story. This girl cannot get herself away from the internet so she can live her false life and get likes from strangers to keep her sense of self-worth. Then you have the enablers liking her stupid shit on IG and FB. Then Turtleboy comes around and drags her through the mud (rightfully so) calling her on all the bullshit and now she is suicidal as a result and goes and complains… on social media… because she needs more attention.

    Are any people in the real world interested in helping this poor sick fucking girl? Where in the sweet fuck are this girl’s parents? Are they dead?

    This girl literally needs an intervention and have her social media accounts taken away from her. I think there is hope for this girl… get off the internet, meet a real guy, and just do whatever the hell he says. I think a few months of getting fucked in the ass and being off social media would work wonders for her. She’s still somewhat pretty and in good shape. She’s way way way way ahead of the game ahead of most chicks.

    Maude, I know you’re going to read this. Get off the fucking internet. It is literally ruining you. No one of any value gives any fuck about what fake shit you are doing or posting about and it DOES NOT MATTER.

    • z
      January 3, 2019 at 9:23 am

      Her being called out should be the wake up call. I imagine anyone that is or was close to her has given up. They just accept it and don’t talk about, or they just walk away from her and she’s no longer part of their lives.

      She’s an adult. Short of appealing to a court to have her committed there’s not a lot they can do. I think the hope is that she will outgrow it. I doubt it.

  • TB Grave Digger
    January 2, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    Her friends and family will have two grave yards to visit then. Lol. 

  • Ready to moint
    January 2, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    Maude and friends….. I just want a nice clean shot of the butt…… then give me one more in doggy position from the back but slightly from one side…..

    You give me that and I will do all on my power to stop these stupid blogs

  • citypoint
    January 2, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    Get off social media. Stop lying. Get low on the radar.
    Ill never understand the “look at me”culture.
    I don’t want anyone to know what I’m up to..

    January 2, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    If Maude didn’t want people to read your blogs about her then why the hell did she share it? She is fake as shit.

  • Maura H.
    January 2, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    I think Maude needs a bull dyke butch lesbian to slap the shit out of her and get her to wake up and get off social media. As much as id like to see maude donate her pussy weekly to men in need, i think she needs a strong bull dyke to set her straight.

  • z
    January 2, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    Maude is a sympathy grifter.
    From the Urban Dictionary:
    A Grifter, is somebody who can influence anybody, anywhere, at anytime, into doing whatever they
    choose to have them do, that will result in the grifter’s personal gain. Usually monetary, but really anything that benefits him or her somehow. It’s absolutely NOT all of these technical things that puts this person in a specific box or particular “genre” of criminal.

    Maudes personal gain is sucking or stealing sympathy. She figuratively diddles herself on it. Who know, maybe not figuratively.

    • Wwy
      January 3, 2019 at 8:46 am

      Hey lampshade we don’t need your kike zyclon b breath here. A grifter is a wandering parasitic Jew.

      • z
        January 3, 2019 at 9:30 am

        Boring, 1 trick pony as usual.
        At least you are dependable.

    • Selfie Generation
      February 5, 2019 at 7:43 am

      She figuratively diddles herself on it. Who know, maybe not figuratively….
      Certainly digitally.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    January 2, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Uncle TB hit it on the head. Her fans are telling her to get off social media and she legitimately can’t, and the fact that these people enable her is far more harmful than any blog TBS has ever published (which are primarily based on her own IG posts).

  • Jim Dirtynuts
    January 2, 2019 at 6:23 pm

    I’d pee in their butts.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 2, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    Ahh…another ginger-haired pump and dump! A Spiritual BANGster!

    If you like red hair and pale skin, you all’s in the right place baby!

    Say nice things to her, treat her nice, pop her good, splatter that face with some man seed, and then change your number! That’s what I’m talkin ’bout!

    Ain’t life grand!

    • Heinz Himmler
      January 2, 2019 at 6:57 pm

      CT I’m so disappointed in you, we’re not changing digits for every bad choice, where’s your burner phone or phones brother?

  • Rats Nest
    January 2, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    You know guys, I have no dog in this fight, I’d never even heard of her until maybe two blogs ago. I’m thinking this could go either way, not sure how much more you wanna poke. But thats up to you. Its definitely NOT on Turtleboy for sure. She controls her own life, I know this isn’t popular, ill get many thumbs down, but im thinking maybe leave her alone. Unless of course she keeps the attention cravings going into overtime. She just seems like in a fit of stupidity she would do it. Ok crucify me now. Lololol

    • whatevuh
      January 2, 2019 at 6:09 pm

      I agree, back off and let it go, who the fuck cares anyway. There are bigger ratchets to fry . . . .

      • Captain Trips
        Pass the White Meat
        January 2, 2019 at 6:14 pm

        I’m actually forced to agree. She’ll never change anyway. Narcissists never do.

    • randiguy2006
      January 2, 2019 at 8:06 pm

      Yeah, this seems to just be picking on someone who can’t fight back.


  • Carlos Danger
    January 2, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    Hold on Maude, i’ll be out of Devens in no time. Just stop being such a cunt in the meantime. XOXO

  • Ginger
    January 2, 2019 at 5:39 pm


    Bwahahhahahahahhahahahha… just looking at her, I guarantee that fugly ginger is probably a cutter, anorexic, sees a shrink, and one of the most weak minded snowflakes you will ever meet.

  • DQ
    January 2, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    If she’s going to keep insinuating that she’s going to kill herself, then someone needs to Section 12 her.

  • Leonard Washington
    January 2, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    I would be willing to provide some special private therapy to Alexis and Maude. It can be group if they prefer.

  • Fred
    January 2, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    Would…no question.

  • Turdchomper
    January 2, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    All the fans are enablers. TB is doing God’s work exposing this lying sack of shit.

  • Do Maude have Ginger hair?
    January 2, 2019 at 5:09 pm

    So torn… my penis says forgive and love her, my mind says avoid like a ginger clown with a meat cleaver.

    • eugene
      January 2, 2019 at 5:39 pm

      As Confucius always says “Listen to the Penis”

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