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Last month we blogged about this glorious New Bedford transwhatever prostitute who popped in to say hello in a hilarious weather report on New Bedford Live:
It’s name is Aaron Paul.
Remarkably Aaron Paul has made money as one of New Bedford’s most lucrative exports – prostitutes.
Yes, people pay to dip their chicken nuggets in Aaron’s sweet and sour sauce. A strong New Bedford 6.5 at best.
Well check out who the MBTA is looking for:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you just misgender Aaron Paul? Just because someone is a hooker crackhead who eats chocolate eclairs in the snow and interrupts the Carlos Felix weather report, doesn’t mean you can be transphobic towards them.
I think we can all agree that this is the least surprising news ever. I mean, I just assume exposing itself in the MBTA bus terminal is a semi-regular part of Aaron Paul’s life at this point.
Feel free to send this blog to Superintendent Richard Sullivan at rsullivan@mbta.com because it looks like they must’ve missed our previous blog on this legendary New Bedford hooker. Either way, they’re looking for him or her, and he or se obviously did something wrong and won’t be hard to find once the MBTA Cops find out who he or she is.
32 Comment(s)
Poor reporting. He clearly has TWO teeth.
Are you sure that isn’t the Worcester Home coming Queen?
Aaron James Ball, not Aaron Paul.
Come on, she was my favorite hooker in Breaking Bad!
Hey cowards! WAZZZZUP!?!?!? It’s your favorite stoolie here “Bostonstoolie4life”
God you people are pathetic! You all read fake news on the worst web format of all time. You want to know why all these stories have only 100 views? Because the only people that read it are you inbread fucks from shithole towns like Worcester and Haverhill! Oh yeah, also since it is written by a DISCRACED, COWARDLY, FORMER school teacher that was fired!!
Xoxo,
#bostonstoolie4life
To be honest I’d be out chasing kittens to if I wasn’t so busy sucking cock.
You wanna talk shitholes I’m your guy! I love me some stool so stoolies are my kind of guys!
Hey Kevi WAZZZUUUUPPP!?!?!? You wanna smell my stinky fingers after I lick em!?!? Toilet paper is over rated.
As long as I can get my stoolie pushed in by another stoolie then everything’s on the menu!
Wait… did the police log say he(it)was 27!?!?!….
That has to be old right?
Ya that was from 2005. I believe that currently they are in their 40s
Sexy girlfriend
I have security cameras catching him masterbate in front of my home at 2pm. I also recorded him on my phone when I confronted him, I thought I was recording the whole thing but only got a short video, either way he had chips stuck in his facial hair, it was awful. Woof
Pics or it didn’t happen
I sent the videos to
Jill you only recorded him so you could play with yourself while watching the video.
Perhaps Superintendent Richard Sullivan should bookmark Turtleboysports.com. You guys do a great job writing about the shenanigans and fuckery happening on the MBTA.
Agreed, I love Dick
Definitely, the populous needs to always be informed when a mentally ill person starts whacking off on the subway. Heck, knowing Turtleboy, they probably have the capacity to cover Bus chicken choking action as well. God love them.
Who knows, maybe they can keep us informed when little cuddling pussies start disappearing?
What a shithole
Somebody have an extra pink hat for it?
Stop snitching on my dad.
Nice try but not me. Please stop trying to impersonate me you fucking retard!
Nice – hate speech is ok against the mentally disabled, though.
Fucking liberal hypocrite twat.
If you say “pretty please” – it works like a charms. *I* should know.
Get over yourself and get fucked,
Finn
I am you, I am your gay side. I will suck off Aaron Paul
Get sucked,
Finn
Exactly.
See Beth, that doesn’t hurt.
Tell your father to follow the law and nobody will need to rat on him dumbass
I’m not even going to use humor here. This guy is obviously insane and should not be on the streets. He should be in an institution.
This is what happens after the liberals forced the State mental hospitals to close. They all end up homeless and wandering the streets.
Says you. I say he’s two teeth away from perfection!
Gaaaaahhh, pass the eye bleach quick. And kill it. Kill it with fire!!! That is one troll like guy, and an even more hideous “he/she/it”. Pictures like that should come with a surgeon general’s warning label – May cause blindness…
I demand reparations!!!!