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MBTA Police Looking For “Man” For Open And Gross Lewdness Who Is Clearly Infamous New Bedford One-Toothed Hooker Aaron Paul Who Interrupted Weather Broadcast While Eating Popsicle 

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Last month we blogged about this glorious New Bedford transwhatever prostitute who popped in to say hello in a hilarious weather report on New Bedford Live:

It’s name is Aaron Paul.

Remarkably Aaron Paul has made money as one of New Bedford’s most lucrative exports – prostitutes.

Yes, people pay to dip their chicken nuggets in Aaron’s sweet and sour sauce. A strong New Bedford 6.5 at best.

Well check out who the MBTA is looking for:

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Did you just misgender Aaron Paul? Just because someone is a hooker crackhead who eats chocolate eclairs in the snow and interrupts the Carlos Felix weather report, doesn’t mean you can be transphobic towards them.

I think we can all agree that this is the least surprising news ever. I mean, I just assume exposing itself in the MBTA bus terminal is a semi-regular part of Aaron Paul’s life at this point.

Feel free to send this blog to Superintendent Richard Sullivan at [email protected] because it looks like they must’ve missed our previous blog on this legendary New Bedford hooker. Either way, they’re looking for him or her, and he or se obviously did something wrong and won’t be hard to find once the MBTA Cops find out who he or she is.

32 Comment(s)
  • Teri
    January 23, 2018 at 3:22 am

    Poor reporting. He clearly has TWO teeth.

  • Sassy
    January 22, 2018 at 8:37 am

    Are you sure that isn’t the Worcester Home coming Queen?

  • ???
    January 21, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    Aaron James Ball, not Aaron Paul.

    • Nope
      January 22, 2018 at 12:54 pm

      Come on, she was my favorite hooker in Breaking Bad!

  • Bostonstoolie4life
    January 21, 2018 at 6:34 pm

    Hey cowards! WAZZZZUP!?!?!? It’s your favorite stoolie here “Bostonstoolie4life”
    God you people are pathetic! You all read fake news on the worst web format of all time. You want to know why all these stories have only 100 views? Because the only people that read it are you inbread fucks from shithole towns like Worcester and Haverhill! Oh yeah, also since it is written by a DISCRACED, COWARDLY, FORMER school teacher that was fired!!

    Xoxo,

    #bostonstoolie4life

    • Bostonstoolie4life
      January 21, 2018 at 6:50 pm

      To be honest I’d be out chasing kittens to if I wasn’t so busy sucking cock.

    • Kevi
      January 21, 2018 at 7:12 pm

      You wanna talk shitholes I’m your guy! I love me some stool so stoolies are my kind of guys!

      • Bostonstoolie4life
        January 21, 2018 at 9:41 pm

        Hey Kevi WAZZZUUUUPPP!?!?!? You wanna smell my stinky fingers after I lick em!?!? Toilet paper is over rated.

        • Kevi
          January 22, 2018 at 11:25 am

          As long as I can get my stoolie pushed in by another stoolie then everything’s on the menu!

  • Good god my eyes!
    January 21, 2018 at 1:08 pm

    Wait… did the police log say he(it)was 27!?!?!…. 

    That has to be old right?

    • Jack
      January 22, 2018 at 10:02 am

      Ya that was from 2005. I believe that currently they are in their 40s

  • Bob
    January 21, 2018 at 11:58 am

    Sexy girlfriend

  • Jill
    January 21, 2018 at 11:57 am

    I have security cameras catching him masterbate in front of my home at 2pm. I also recorded him on my phone when I confronted him, I thought I was recording the whole thing but only got a short video, either way he had chips stuck in his facial hair, it was awful. Woof

    • Jo jo
      January 21, 2018 at 12:29 pm

      Pics or it didn’t happen 

      • Jill
        January 21, 2018 at 4:57 pm

        I sent the videos to

    • Jack
      January 22, 2018 at 10:00 am

      Jill you only recorded him so you could play with yourself while watching the video.

  • Finn
    January 21, 2018 at 11:54 am

    Perhaps Superintendent Richard Sullivan should bookmark Turtleboysports.com. You guys do a great job writing about the shenanigans and fuckery happening on the MBTA.

    • Kevi
      January 21, 2018 at 2:59 pm

      Agreed, I love Dick

    • Anal Finn
      January 21, 2018 at 3:19 pm

      Definitely, the populous needs to always be informed when a mentally ill person starts whacking off on the subway. Heck, knowing Turtleboy, they probably have the capacity to cover Bus chicken choking action as well. God love them.

      Who knows, maybe they can keep us informed when little cuddling pussies start disappearing?

  • TRDJT
    January 21, 2018 at 11:11 am

    What a shithole

  • They call me Ponch
    January 21, 2018 at 10:32 am

    Somebody have an extra pink hat for it?

  • Beth
    January 21, 2018 at 10:00 am

    Stop snitching on my dad.

    • Beth
      January 21, 2018 at 10:19 am

      Nice try but not me. Please stop trying to impersonate me you fucking retard!

      • Give a Lib A Throat Punch
        January 21, 2018 at 11:02 am

        Nice – hate speech is ok against the mentally disabled, though.

        Fucking liberal hypocrite twat.

      • Finn
        January 21, 2018 at 11:56 am

        If you say “pretty please” – it works like a charms. *I* should know.

        Get over yourself and get fucked,
        Finn

        • Finn
          January 21, 2018 at 6:57 pm

          I am you, I am your gay side. I will suck off Aaron Paul

          Get sucked,
          Finn

          • Finn
            January 21, 2018 at 7:07 pm

            Exactly.

            See Beth, that doesn’t hurt.

    • Beth
      January 22, 2018 at 9:55 am

      Tell your father to follow the law and nobody will need to rat on him dumbass

  • Two Tooth Aaron
    January 21, 2018 at 9:59 am

    I’m not even going to use humor here. This guy is obviously insane and should not be on the streets. He should be in an institution.

    This is what happens after the liberals forced the State mental hospitals to close. They all end up homeless and wandering the streets.

    • Kevi
      January 21, 2018 at 10:59 am

      Says you. I say he’s two teeth away from perfection!

  • Herr Doktor
    January 21, 2018 at 9:30 am

    Gaaaaahhh, pass the eye bleach quick. And kill it. Kill it with fire!!! That is one troll like guy, and an even more hideous “he/she/it”. Pictures like that should come with a surgeon general’s warning label – May cause blindness…

  • January 21, 2018 at 9:29 am

    I demand reparations!!!!

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