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MC Dirty Sanchez Gets Busted Sitting In Women’s Bathroom Stall At Mall Of New Hampshire Listening To Women Drown Baby Seals On Porcelain Throne 

 

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Here’s another winner out of Manchvegas.

Whoa, whoa, whoa….did anyone even ask him what he identified as before calling the cops? This is BLT-123 profiling at its finest. Poor girl probably just wanted to take an hour long poo at the mall, and she can’t drown a couple baby otters on the porcelain throne without some busy body cisgendered ableist exercising her privilege by calling the cops.

Sad part is in today’s society there are a plethora of virtue signaling dingbats who would actually agree with that.

I guess he could say he’s a chick if he wanted to test the social justice waters, but he’s probably not that smart. I mean….

Sweet black Jesus. What the fuck……is that? Hey grand master trash, 1998 called – they need their outfits back for a Wu Tang video they’re shooting. And so does Michael J. Fox while we’re at it.

It’s far from his first time on the public shaming device that is Manchester Information (which is a great thing because public shaming is our only recourse we have against cum swabs like this). Last year he had a standoff with police on a warrant for conspiracy to commit robbery.

And the year before he was riding dirty with his boy when they got pulled over and busted with two guns, cheap weed, crack cocaine, and cash. The cops let him off the hook for that one.

As you can see from his childhood pictures, he didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose him.

That’s why he feels the need to pose holding an undetermined amount of cash that he got from selling shwagg to Manchester’s finest in every single picture he takes.

Obviously bitches be sweatin him, which is why he had to resort to smelling their dumps for an hour just to get within three feet of panty droppin. True playa for real.

As usual someone in the feelings patrol had to come along and make excuses for his ratchet behavior.

Everyone makes bad choices? He sits in the bathroom listening to women tinkle, and probably takes pictures while he’s in there. That’s not a bad choice, it’s a lifestyle.

And I’m sorry that his parents died, but he ain’t the first one to have that happen. Don’t take my word for it, just ask his own brother who isn’t willing to let him use that as a crutch.

When your own flesh and blood shows up to call people out when they make excuses for your shitty behavior you know you’re a lowlife piece of shit with no redeeming values.

 

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27 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    August 26, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    A previous commenter called the stacks of cash fake.

    I fucking agree 100% he might have legit money from his dead parents life insurance money BUT

    It would not put it beside me if this douche canoe used real money to buy fake money so he can buy drugs with super notes. It wouldn’t surprise me at all.

    The judge says the local gangs and dealers should deal with him as they may.

    • Judge dread
      August 26, 2019 at 9:51 pm

      To be honest in a fake money thing the police are his best friends.

  • They
    August 26, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    Nothing sexier then a steaming pile of lady shit in a poorly ventilated bathroom.

    • Springfeel
      August 26, 2019 at 5:02 pm

      Oh yeah. Definitely.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    August 26, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    Hillary Swank will be playing Travis in his made for TV Movie: “Ladies Room Duece Recorder – The Travis Demers Story”

    • Old Tom Morris
      August 26, 2019 at 3:10 pm

      With a very special cameo appearance by Susan Sarandon.

  • Liawatha
    August 26, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    The jackbooted Manchester cops where way out of line arresting Travis. Did they even question how ze identified? Travis could have identified as female, trans, pan, queer, questioning or asexual and have had every legal right to be in that bathroom! #StopTheHate.

  • Dick Scratcher
    August 26, 2019 at 11:19 am

    Limerick of the Day (back from holidays)

    A pervert named Travis Demers
    Should be serving a number of years,
    Cause when needing a wizz
    Instead of the “His”
    The fucker just his in the “Hers

    Dickinya Scratcher, aged BLT-123 years.

    • Dick Scratcher
      August 26, 2019 at 11:21 am

      *hid in the “Hers”

      Fucking phone. Apologies.

      DS

  • Finn
    August 26, 2019 at 10:17 am

    Why do ding-dongs like this insist on holding fake wads of cash like it’s a phone?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      August 26, 2019 at 2:33 pm

      Seems like all the young white make ratchets want to be wiggers. I blame MTV. Some bling and a nagger wad of cash and you’re good to go.

  • Unicorns and butterflies
    August 26, 2019 at 10:13 am

    Walk around prison with your pants that way.

  • White men suck
    August 26, 2019 at 10:03 am

    Yeah but its trans people we need to worry about.

  • SRR
    August 26, 2019 at 8:32 am

    I was 13 when I lost my parents and my lifestyle that went with them.
    Overnight I went from being a child that had two loving parents and spoiled rotten living in a palatal home home in East Longmeadow to living with an Aunt and uncle as well as 6 cousins in Manchester NH.
    They only wanted me for the money.
    I was Emotionally and physically abused so it wasn’t long before I ran away.
    I was fortunate and a lovely childless couple took me in and fought to keep me.
    I was in college at 16 and graduated at 19 with a Master’s and two Bachelor’s degrees.
    My brother who was 10 years older than me and highly decorated in the military when our parents died went the opposite direction, drinking, using drugs and destroying his military career.
    The point is some people are stronger than others.
    My Maternal grandmother always said this to me.
    Perhaps this is the case here?
    I don’t generally advocate for giving people like this a second,third, fourth chance but perhaps with counseling and moving far away from his hood rat friends he will change.
    My brother did at least for a few years before he became a drug counselor and made the mistake of falling for a client, they dragged each other down, started using heroine and he died of an overdose a few years ago at the age of 41.
    I would have intervened and placed him in a rehabilitation facility had I known he was using again but he was shrewd and able to keep his home which was always clean and nice.
    No one would have guessed he was an addict.

    • Bullshit Detector
      August 26, 2019 at 10:10 am

      PEGGED @ 100%

    • Finn
      August 26, 2019 at 10:15 am

      I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $1000, Alex

    • Jack Straw from Wichita
      August 26, 2019 at 11:17 am

      “Yeah, that never happened.”
      “You bet it didn’t.”

    • z
      August 26, 2019 at 12:10 pm

      I find the Masters degree at 19 a little hard to believe.

      • juror seven esq.
        August 26, 2019 at 12:49 pm

        If the guy SRR is writing about isn’t Ben Allbright I’m shocked. Sounds just like Bennyboy.

  • Savin Hill skids
    August 26, 2019 at 8:12 am

    What a fukin pure DONKEY !!!! If I could have one wish in life come true it would be that I was walking through that park where that skinny little sexual deviant was posing with those fat stacks of cash ( even though I’m %100 certain they’re all ones) I’d have left the little fag with two black eyes and I’d go to the mall to find one of those Bitcoin machines to deposit my new pike of ones!

  • z
    August 26, 2019 at 7:45 am

    He has to be hanging with Russians or Ukrainians the way he’s rocking the blue Adidas track suit + Audi.

  • z
    August 26, 2019 at 7:40 am

    If it wasn’t for the photos/videos I wouldn’t have arrested him.
    Gender specific bathrooms is so 200Xs. We’ve evolved as a society since then.

    He should have done this in a Target. They pat themselves on the back for being
    bathroom agnostic.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 26, 2019 at 7:26 am

    This guy screams Massengil.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    August 26, 2019 at 4:42 am

    That outfit alone should get him arrested! I’ve been laughing for 10 mins over that! What a maron…..

  • Silencio Dogood
    August 26, 2019 at 2:32 am

    hard times in the stall for a Queen City boy…

  • Judge dread
    August 25, 2019 at 11:40 pm

    Also Manchester whores are super ducking easy. I grew up in NH. You buy a Manchester girl a drink at a bar on elm street and an hour later you’re inseminating her behind the dumpster in he back alley. You will walk away with the clap or HIV and she will get an abortion but they’re easy as fuck. Nashua girls are much harder to get and have way more class.

  • Judge dread
    August 25, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    This dude is clearly a rookie. First off he’s show casing his dead parents life insurance money, so you think he could atleast buy some gutter muppet Manchvegas cum slut. 2. If he’s going to hang out in women’s bathrooms he should wear a wig and a dress and rock the whole trans bullshit like Jessica yaniv.

    Fucking amateur he will blow throw his inheritance in 6 months and be dead from a drug od before trump is elected again in 2020.

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