This is Brandon Lovely from Leominster.
As you can see, he was destined to appear on Turtleboy.
Sentinel & Enterprise: An arrest warrant was issued for a suspect charged with ransacking a former neighbor’s home last summer, leaving faucets and toilets running in his wake, according to court and police documents. Brandon Lovely, 26, was supposed to appear in District Court on Wednesday, and when he didn’t show, a bench warrant was issued. In November 2018, Lovely was charged with three offenses: breaking and entering to commit a felony, vandalizing property and receiving stolen goods.
According to police, residents at 155 Bayberry Lane called police at about 10 p.m. on Aug. 6, 2018, to report that their condominium had been torn apart and that some items had been stolen. Homeowner Margaret Favreau told police that night that she and her two sons had been out for the afternoon and evening to celebrate her birthday when the break-in occurred. She also said that she had no idea who would want to plunder her home, according to police.
Police said that when they responded to the scene, almost every room in the home had been ripped apart, sinks and toilets had been clogged with water left running and a burned box of tissues was left on a stove. A powdery white substance identified as Comet powder bleach cleaner had been strewn about, leading officers to believe that whoever had trashed Favreau’s home may have also attempted to burn it down. Televisions in the home were reportedly destroyed or else flipped over, along with some furniture. At least one mattress had reportedly been moved and destroyed, although police did not specify how. Favreau’s son, Justin Favreau, reported a briefcase, Michael Kors watch, passport and two checkbooks stolen, according to police.
That evening, an anonymous tipster informed police that they believed Lovely may have been the perpetrator, according to court documents. The next day, a neighbor named Barbara Sargent contacted police to tell them that she was concerned that Lovely may have been involved. Sargent told police that Lovely had been living in her basement since 2017 and that when she went downstairs to talk to him about the robbery, she found his living space trashed in a similar manner to the Favreau’s home.
Police did not detail how the basement had been damaged, but described the scene as “trashed,” based on Sargent’s description. Lovely, she told police, was nowhere to be found. Sargent also found a handful of jewelry and other items that she believed were “out of place,” according to court documents, which she reportedly turned into police. Favreau later confirmed that the belonged her to her, police said.
About a week later, Sargent again contacted police after finding a laptop with Favreau’s name on it, stashed by a washing machine, according to court documents. Police visited her home to retrieve it, according to court documents. A little over a week after the laptop was found, on Aug. 25, 2018, Sargent reportedly died alone in her home, according to police documents. Around this time, police said that they met with Bo Langelier, Sargent’s son, who lived in the upstairs levels of the home with her at the time of the robbery next door.
Langelier reportedly told police about texts with Lovely where he had discussed getting “black out” drunk and doing something that could get him into a lot of trouble. He did not explicitly admit to breaking into the Favreau home or stealing anything from the family, police said.
Lovely has an extensive criminal record, dating back to at least 2007, according to police. Over the years he has faced multiple charges of vandalizing property and breaking and entering, among others.
Rocky Chode posted this on the day he ransacked his neighbors house and unsuccessfully tried to light it on fire.
“Enjoy your life, that’s it.”
AKA, avoid employment, steal from people, and pretend that a collection of dirt and pubes is a mustache.
You’ll never guess what fuck boi’s dream is…….
And now I have ear cancer.
Obviously his rap career is flourishing since he recently performed at the Chlamydia Cafe – AKA Hampton Beach.
If you’re a rapper performing at Hampton Beach then it’s required by law that you have open warrants out for your arrest.
He really, really wants you to check out his YouTube channel to see some of his latest hits.
You’d be one of the first, since he’s got a whopping 53 subscribers. His big show at Hampton got all of 10 views.
Killing the game!
Obviously things are going great in his life, seeing as he “STILL GOT THIS MONEY.”
Which explains why he has to resort to robbing and trashing his neighbors house, and then trying but ultimately failing to burn it to the ground.
With his ability to rhyme words like “tree” and “me” the sky is really the limit with this MC McFucknugget.
You’ll never guess what his drink of choice is either.
You can pour Henny on his grave, because there ain’t no way this chudstuffer’s gonna be alive in 10 years. Until then he’ll be using it as a lubricant as he punches the clown while crying himself to sleep every night.
In case you were wondering, his music is just a reflection of his life.
He just hasn’t released the hit track yet about trashing his Aunt’s basement or his eventual entry into the world of date rape.
He’s trying to build his ratchet rapper resume by whining about how they done killed his homey.
I don’t know who he’s talking about, but the world’s probably a better place without him.
He’s really just the complete douche twinkie package.
And he’s still on the run, over a year now since the crime. If you know where he’s at feel free to let us know.
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For fuck sake at least you had to play an instrument to be an aspiring musician when I grew up. Now any swinging dick can throw two boots in a dryer as their beat and run their pathetic mumbling through a computer and call it music. Thanks a lot Eminem for giving these losers a dream.
He’s in jail currently. He’s also been arrested for abusing his ex gf (numerous ex’s)
The only things these types of dinks produce is second hand smoke from shake weed when their mom lets them have $5. I like reggae, funk and soul alot but very little rap. But why would you want any rap from a 20 year old white kid done badly? You wouldn’t.
rap is for children. someone makes a beat and you sing mother goose rhymes to that beat. thats not an artist. i like songs that make a story with every sentence. Not this crap that makes no sense. Yoo, im chillin in da crib with my shorty, drinkin forties. fo real…mayonnaise. WTF. stop putting words where they dont belong and learn how to spell.
DO ALL WHITE PEOPLE IN THE MASS AREA WANT TO BE BLACK?
Serious question. I’m from NYC and not familiar with this disturbing (and disgusting) phenomenon.
Yup, big surprise, another ratchet wigger. Failed parents and MTV product.
Isn’t a white boy rappin’ to Hooked on Ebonics, complete with all the right inflections, CULTURAL APPROPRIATION? I’ve NEVER been a fan of C-rap. What’s with these Caucasoid Mongoloids who think there’s a market for white dopes on post-punk? Sounds like a job for the twin bounty hunters Smith and Wesson. Brandon Ugly, er, Lovely (I’ll leave the irony to another), welcome to being Turtle Famous. More people have now read about you here than will EVER care to sample your hideous YouTubes. If you haven’t already, what don’t you just fuck off and die?
D’OH! Not “what,” but “WHEN!” Fat fucking fingers fly frightenly but failingly fast.
The chesna treatment I’m with this girl foad.
I find Brandon’s captivating poetry and hypnotic meter mesmerizing. I hope to catch his act the next time he performs in The Hamptons.
Note to wanna be rappers.
If you got stilt legs and scrawney calves dont wear shorts you look like a big loser.
First off this guy spent probabaly $150/hr for studio time with an.SSL console. For the only purpose of taking a pic of it to brand his career. His music sucks. Garbage in garbage out. Doesn’t matter if u put it through an SSL you fucking scumbag.
2nd off how do you try to be an arsonist when you leave all the drains blocked and water running? Unless you have some chemical the military uses then you can go fuck yourself you fake ass Cunt.
3rd off this dude is a douche bag and a fake producer. Out him as an informant to local gangs and let they do what they please with him. He’s a drug dealer. I’m sure a lot of people want his cash and warez stash.
Word to the streets.
I thought the more sliders and knobs the better the music.
There’s certainly a total knob in all of his videos.
This asshole watched Home Alone before he broke in and thought he would emulate the thieves in that movie by leaving the faucets running, as they did. What a nonce.
Limerick of the day…….
If your home gets burgled this Fall
And some cunt sets fire to your hall
You know who to blame
But don’t go by his name
‘Cause he’s not fucking Lovely at all.
Dick Scratcher, aged 51 and 11/12ths
Shout outs to wegroes. they keep the lulz flowing.
I’m not sticking up for this loser, but I’m still trying to figure out the particular evidence/motive on why or how he tried to BURN THE HOUSE DOWN.. #1. Comet cleaner is NOT flammable..
#2. If you were trying to burn the place down, why the fuck would turn on all the faucets and leave them running???
Nothing says you made it like sitting at a desk with a roll of toilet paper.
You da man, McFuckNugget!!!
It’s paper towels which is definitely the way to go. Toilet paper is fine if you want it to look like a paper mache mummy.
What a FUCKING TOOL!! Fucking douchebag rhymes a few words and calls himself a rapper. He sounds absolutely terrible. What a pathetic piece of shit who contributes nothing to society.
Hey grandmaster ass……you look and sound like a fool, get a goddamn real job ya fucking bum!
I was thinking Grandmaster Trash… or Flush. Either action is an apt result to that hyena screeching.
Is this the face of loser that has never been informed that he is a loser? Whoever raised him including whatever education he received has failed him. There was no one there to tell him to stop acting and being a clown. This is also social media inflating an asshole to feel that he is important when he never had any importance at all. His path of destruction was an infantile response to a realization of this. Infantile behavior, Infantile emotionality, Infantile brain. Pathetic! How does this happen? And it happens often.
Is that Grandmaster B from married with children? wiggity wiggity wassup homie? Also did he kill that lady too?
I mean, I know it’s Hampton Beach, but how the heck does this guy get a gig, even there? Does HE pay THEM for it? That was cringeworthy.
Oh well. You know. I must just be a racist, right?
A rapper with the face of Fred Rogers….real tough
Hopefully he OD’d and his corpse is in the woods somewhere. I’m sure his fellow employees miss him at work too
Hey B-Rad, you weigh 160 lbs, sit the f_ck down.
I’d almost commit murder to weigh only 160 pounds.
Lets start a war: let all the real Broz whack all the poseur wiggers. Then we can round up all of the Home Boys and have them pick up trash for 6 months before we lead them into gas chambers. 1 + 1 = 3 plus cleaner streets.
A basement in a condo is like the holy grail for cellar dwellers. No shoveling, no mowing, no leaves…
Gas chambers cost too much. Just work them to death gulag-style.