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The Brockton Fair is off to a glorious start. It’s only been going on for a couple days, so we’re pretty sure there will be more highlights, but so far the winners have been these people getting their swerve on in the bleachers:
This is how 50% of children in Broctkon are born. At least we know the monkey isn’t the only one in that picture getting stuffed. Maybe we’re jumping to conclusions. They could just be shooting Ted 3: Brockton style. I know it’s a monkey and not a Teddy Bear, but still, he’s the only one in this picture who has any sort of shame or dignity. After all, she’s wearing a strainer on her head, which complements her overalls quite nicely. Broctkon Fairware at its finest.
We are pretty sure this is not the woman from the picture, but it would be awesome if it was:
I mean, it is Brockton. This is perfectly believable. Except for the “husband” part. And this is equally as believable:
The best part are the people defending the lovebirds:
Right. We’re part of the animal kingdom, so we can bone in public. Plus, Brockton has evolved much slower than the rest of humanity, so Riley brings up a good point.
Yea, they found a nice private place in front of everyone in the bleachers at the Brockton Fair. They were warming up the Brockton blue balls in the bleachers because they DON’T want to make people uncomfortable. That makes perfect sense!!
And there is this fantastic display of Brockton love:
It wouldn’t be the Brockton Fair if someone wasn’t smoking around a baby. Seriously though, that is the most Brockton thing these eyes have ever seen. The socks, the mess shorts, the Walmart high tops – it’s like a trailer trash Brockton starter kit. Pretty sure that the “chick” in the stroller is next in line to receive a courage award from ESPN this year.
Anyway, we’re gonna be making a trip to the fair later this week. This has the potential to be better than our Big E blog and Hampton Beach blog combined. Forget people of Walmart, we’re going to the Brockton Fair.
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