Meet Daniel Dichiara Of Fairfield, CT: Business Consultant Who Assaulted A Woman Filming Him And Other Parents Acting Like Savages At Kids Hockey Game In Rockland

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Yesterday we identified two of the three out of control Connecticunt parents who got kicked out of an 11 year old kids hockey game in Rockland for threatening and swearing at the refs, and refusing to leave the arena, prompting the game to be called early. Indeed, Lance Dellacrosse and John Sadak’s behavior was disgusting, and they should issue full apologies and be banned from hockey tournaments for life for what they did. These douchebags have legitimate jobs, where they probably make six figures (they can afford to live in nice parts of CT), but they act like trashy savages on the weekends.

But arguably the most egregious of all was the third pimpledick who saw a woman filming their behavior, walked over to her, and hit her, striking the camera out of her hand.


We couldn’t find his name until today.

Meet Daniel Dichiara from Fairfield, CT.

This father of two evidently is teaching his boys that if you don’t like the way a ref calls your game, it’s not only OK to behave like an animal towards the referee, but you’re also allowed to assault women and try to destroy personal property belonging to people who are recording your shitty behavior. I can’t imagine his wife Donna would approve of this.

Fairfield is one of the wealthiest cities in the country. It’s got prime location right on the water, and both the Merritt Parkway and I-95 go through it, so you get a lot of highly paid New York City suits who don’t wanna raise their kids in the Bronx or Long Island. And that’s evidently what Danny Dick does as a business consultant for Dairy Queen.

Business consultant. Translation – I’m the bad guy from Office Space who comes in and tells your boss to fire you.

It’s just amazing that these guys all carry themselves professionally in their personal lives, but because they’re all so invested in their kids, and think they’re going pro in sportball, they believe it’s OK to turn into outright savages the second they’re not in a suit.

But of course they act like this at games all the time, and their reputation precedes them, because the league they’re in allows them to do this. We’ve tried contacting the Connecticut Junior Huskies Elite Hockey out of Enfield multiple times to see what actions they will take against these parents, but they have ignored us thus far. Evidently it seems that they are permissive of this sort of behavior, which is probably why they feel free to act in this manner. So whatever you do, DO NOT bombard their Facebook page with links to this blog.

We’ve been trying to grow this blog in Connecticut for a while now, but we don’t know any good groups to join to start sharing these blogs in. If you’re in any good Connecticut groups (besides the Enfield one which we’ve already been kicked out of) let us know so we can join them. It will help people like this get famous more quickly.

37 Comment(s)
  • Maggie the Cat
    December 21, 2018 at 2:32 pm

    I have been boycotting Dairy Queen for years, but not because of this. DQ and a number of other such places are owned by Warren Buffet, a liberal. I am not a liberal and wherever it is legally possible, I refuse to give any liberals any money.. I’m sick and tired of these (mostly) men who get lucky financially and think that makes them smarter than the average citizen. They are deluding themselves; they are, as I said, just guys who got lucky. (No, not that kind of lucky…I MEANT FINANCIALLY!) The exception to this, of course, is George Soros, who got lucky by sending other people to concentration camps in WWII. He is definitely the spawn of the devil.

  • TFF
    December 21, 2018 at 5:14 am

    Is Dan autistic? That pic where he’s just standing there with his chud buddies staring into the camera. He looks like a retarded brown bear that just witnessed an alien landing.

  • Would console/smash the wife
    December 21, 2018 at 1:26 am

    Rumor has it the wife isn’t too happy with him, anyway.
    All he ever brings home is the soft serve.
    Lol, soon to be unemployed , mushy pud loser.
    That’s ok, he doesn’t need to get hard because he gets the airtight treatment from the other two losers as they fill him up with Connecticut Cock Sauce.

  • Craig
    December 21, 2018 at 12:27 am

    Contacted Dairy Queen and they said they were aware and handling this internally 

  • Mr. Nuttasit Keawcham
    December 20, 2018 at 9:54 pm

    Fun fact about Daniel Dichiara from Fairfield, CT, his mother was a dirty whore…

    • Creepy Uncle Mike
      December 20, 2018 at 10:56 pm

      Chudstuffer wears the same winter hat wherever he goes, too. LOL

  • Chip Striker
    December 20, 2018 at 9:20 pm

    Looks like he takes his work home with him.

    Fat loser.

  • Clitty Litter
    December 20, 2018 at 9:15 pm

    Trying to convince myself the old lady is a looker in order to make a “ finesse the puck into the 5-hole” joke.
    But I can’t.
    So I won’t

    • Turd Ferguson
      December 21, 2018 at 6:21 am

      Spot on, she is a drunken 3 or 4 at best. That’s the best a shithead like this dude is gonna pull.

  • D
    December 20, 2018 at 8:34 pm


  • Publius
    December 20, 2018 at 8:30 pm

    do not email this to the head of DQ and Berkshire Hathaway. Do not.

  • Fo Sho
    December 20, 2018 at 7:58 pm

    I wonder if DQ CEO Troy Bader would be interested in a link to this video????
    If not……….. then I bet Warren Buffet of Berkshire Hathaway the owners of DQ and hundreds of other brands (Geico, Jordans Furniture….etc) would love to witness the asshole he’s paying smacking a woman around??? Just sayin……

  • Burt Reynolds
    December 20, 2018 at 7:16 pm

    Fat, shitheads like this are simply beta-males that sucked enough dick to earn a decent position that pays well. They lash out at society because they are ashamed at their actions used to parlay their social positions. He has a wife only because she is a shitty little klingon who enjoys living comfortably and digs the social status she gleans from her cuck hubby. Guarantee she has a nightstand drawer full of insertables because her “man” hasn’t been able to get wood for last couple of decades due to the pre-diabetes and high blood pressure given his obese physique. This post mentions the wife might not approve of his shenanigans but the reality is she doesn’t give two fucks what he does as long as the paychecks keep rolling in. He could be caught giving blowies at a turnpike rest area and she will “Stand By Her Man”. Better to have a homo hubby than to worry about where her next meal is going to come from. One day, this fat tub of shit is gonna bow up on a woman and find her man behind her; a man who is willing to kick his fucking teeth out. His day is coming.

  • whatevuh
    December 20, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    Meet Daniel Dichiara from Fairfield, CT the biggest douchebag in the state of CT his wife must be so proud, I’m guessing he ain’t getting a BJ tonight ! By the way, DQ sucks anyway

  • Dr. T. Boyd
    December 20, 2018 at 5:34 pm

    I would imagine this ends the collective hockey/social careers of all 3 families.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    December 20, 2018 at 5:33 pm

    Bring back the Brownie Blizzard!

  • z
    December 20, 2018 at 5:10 pm

    Google maps, 3 hours 16 minutes from Fairfield to Rockland. On 95 then over the river and through the woods.

    For an 11 year olds hockey game? High School football outside of a state championship game doesn’t send a team out for a 6 and half hour round-trip bus ride.

    No wonder he’s cranky.

    I suppose he and the others feel because of the travel time they deserve to take it out on the refs and facility.

    • Tommy P
      December 21, 2018 at 4:51 pm

      The NESC in Marlboro has 8 full size rinks plus a few small 1/3rd sheets for goalie practice under 1 roof. Those kids and parents come from the same state and from way further away than these guys. Northeast, mid-Atlantic Chicago, Michigan are a few places I’ve met people from there, hockey is an expensive sport and commitment if you have a kid in it. Nooooo thanks. Glad these dopes were i’d.d.

  • Ricardo N Vulvitez
    December 20, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    A civil complaint for emotional distress, hemloroids, pain and suffering, battery, and assault should be filed. Don’t waste time with the policia; call me. I’ll only take 2/3 of the settlement. You’ll also get free DQ for life!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 20, 2018 at 4:27 pm

    Another fat fuck that thinks kids’ hockey games are a life or death situation.

  • Ungawah
    December 20, 2018 at 3:45 pm

    Now that the wife’s exposed, all he’s getting for supper is Cold Shoulder…

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 20, 2018 at 4:28 pm

      I’ll give his wife a hot dessert if she wants!

      • Bill Kake
        December 20, 2018 at 4:40 pm

        Serve her the cream pie. It’s to die for!

  • Sick of these ratchet fucks
    December 20, 2018 at 3:34 pm

    And we have a dickhead Tri-Fecta! When they are not watchin 11 year olds, they each dunk dinks in each others behinds

  • Dr. T. Boyd
    December 20, 2018 at 3:17 pm

    Being an asshole is a different endeavor in this digital age. Take these 3 guys. Cat’s out of the bag.

  • Jim
    December 20, 2018 at 3:00 pm

    Sounds like these scumbags pay good $ and the douchebag hockey team looks the other way. Anyone send this info to Rockland PD, so they can have a little talk with Mr Di Chiara?

  • F.U. Bailey
    December 20, 2018 at 2:35 pm

    Now that she’s got a name it seems like there’s plenty of video evidence for this woman to go to the Police and file a criminal complaint against this dick with ears. I highly recommend that she does, because people like this guy need to be taught a valuable lesson or they continue on through life believing they can get away with anything they please.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    December 20, 2018 at 2:32 pm

    If this were my wife, now that i know who he is.. I would. Be driving down there to kick his tired fat ass.. Guys prob got more hair on his asscheeks than he has on his head


  • General Burkhalter
    December 20, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    Holy shit – I thought Sean Eckhardt was dead! Looks like he just shaved is stache and relocated to CT.
    Congrats Turtleboy for outing this fat fucking loser!

  • Y
    December 20, 2018 at 2:23 pm

    • Billy Smith
      December 20, 2018 at 3:50 pm

      That movie is so good. Jennifer Aniston in her prime, pre a lotta work. Lumberg, god, Gary cole slays it. Gonna have to on demand that one tonight.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Reggie Dunlop
        December 20, 2018 at 6:35 pm

        Great flick. It’s no Slap Shot, though.

  • Don'tBeALickspittle
    December 20, 2018 at 2:21 pm

    Let’s call Daniel “Dickie” for short in poor of his being such a bitch of a dick. He may want to stop sampling the Dairy Queen products so often.

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    December 20, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    Maybe Daniel (203) can explain further (395) why he chose to (2614) assault the person recording the bad behavior if someone can ask him directly.

  • Pissahh
    December 20, 2018 at 2:12 pm

    Boycott Dairy Queen until they fire him.

    • Lloyd Braun
      December 20, 2018 at 3:10 pm

      Whoa! Let’s not lose our minds just yet. 

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