Meet Keith Bezio: Greenfield Chud Who Thinks He’s In An Interracial Relationship And Texts Turtleboy Associates With Passive-Aggressive Threats
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Earlier tonight a Turtleboy associate was harassed with threatening messages by some muff trying to defend the honor of someone he knows who was apparently featured in a Turtleboy article:
Even though this guy is under the impression that Turtleboy is just one person and that he was fortunate enough to be speaking to that one Turtleboy, we still urged turtle riders NOT to call him and inform him that he messaged the wrong Turtleboy.
But alas no one listened to us. Sad.
Anyway, it turns out this tough guy’s name is Keith Bezio from Greenfield. And he’s a real winner:
Don’t wanna get political, but this guy’s face just screams, “I voted for Trump, and it’s the first and last time I’ll ever vote my entire life. Build the wall!!”
Keith is a roofer who works for Young Roofing Co, located in Northampton.
Once again, please do NOT call them to let them know that they employ a person who randomly texts people passive-aggressive threats.
That would be bad.
As you can see from his Facebook page, he is in a relationship with a woman who he proudly smooches in one of his pictures:
“Loving.” As in, Loving vs. Virginia – the 1969 Supreme Court decision that legalized interracial marriage. As in, the recent move “Loving,” about the love story behind this SCOTUS decision. Dick Loving (yes, that was his name) wanted to marry a black woman he loved, but he couldn’t because it was illegal in Virginia. He fought it and won in court. Kind of a big deal. That’s why many people who are in interracial relationships changed their Facebook profile picture by using this Loving filter:
But evidently Keith Bazio thinks “Loving” refers to the emotions he feels when he looks at his white girlfriend, which is why he used the Loving filter. Can’t make this stuff up.
Evidently Keith forgot the bros before ho’s code of the street though:
Big Daddy. LOL.
Anyway, who did he message us on behalf of? Well we went through some of his pictures and found this comment of Keith and a baby:
Kiara sounded familiar. Probably because she said something dumb about statutory rape that got her a brief cameo appearance in our blog about the guy from Montague who just plead guilty to raping a 15 year old:
Yes, she is Keith Bezio’s baby momma.
And she messaged us today with a pretty well written complaint, which is rare. Not the complaint – the fact that it was written in something resembling English. But she said that it wasn’t rape since the girl was 16, even though he plead guilty to raping someone UNDER 16. She insisted that since the girl is 22 now, and the raping started in January of 2011, she was 16 when it happened. Except if this individual really is 22, then she could’ve been born in January, February, or March, and still have been 15 when she was raped.
Anyway, I wonder how Keith’s new girlfriend Holly feels about him going out of his way to defend the honor of his ex-baby momma? Seems like he still has feelings for her. You don’t see Turtleboy messaging everyone who talks shit about all the chicks who dumped me over the years. Just sayin
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