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Meet Keith Bezio: Greenfield Chud Who Thinks He’s In An Interracial Relationship And Texts Turtleboy Associates With Passive-Aggressive Threats

Meet Keith Bezio: Greenfield Chud Who Thinks He’s In An Interracial Relationship And Texts Turtleboy Associates With Passive-Aggressive Threats

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Earlier tonight a Turtleboy associate was harassed with threatening messages by some muff trying to defend the honor of someone he knows who was apparently featured in a Turtleboy article:

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Even though this guy is under the impression that Turtleboy is just one person and that he was fortunate enough to be speaking to that one Turtleboy, we still urged turtle riders NOT to call him and inform him that he messaged the wrong Turtleboy.

But alas no one listened to us. Sad.

Anyway, it turns out this tough guy’s name is Keith Bezio from Greenfield. And he’s a real winner:

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Don’t wanna get political, but this guy’s face just screams, “I voted for Trump, and it’s the first and last time I’ll ever vote my entire life. Build the wall!!”

Keith is a roofer who works for Young Roofing Co, located in Northampton.

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Once again, please do NOT call them to let them know that they employ a person who randomly texts people passive-aggressive threats.

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That would be bad.

As you can see from his Facebook page, he is in a relationship with a woman who he proudly smooches in one of his pictures:

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“Loving.” As in, Loving vs. Virginia – the 1969 Supreme Court decision that legalized interracial marriage. As in, the recent move “Loving,” about the love story behind this SCOTUS decision. Dick Loving (yes, that was his name) wanted to marry a black woman he loved, but he couldn’t because it was illegal in Virginia. He fought it and won in court. Kind of a big deal. That’s why many people who are in interracial relationships changed their Facebook profile picture by using this Loving filter:

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But evidently Keith Bazio thinks “Loving” refers to the emotions he feels when he looks at his white girlfriend, which is why he used the Loving filter. Can’t make this stuff up.

Evidently Keith forgot the bros before ho’s code of the street though:

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Big Daddy. LOL.

Anyway, who did he message us on behalf of? Well we went through some of his pictures and found this comment of Keith and a baby:

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Kiara sounded familiar. Probably because she said something dumb about statutory rape that got her a brief cameo appearance in our blog about the guy from Montague who just plead guilty to raping a 15 year old:

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Yes, she is Keith Bezio’s baby momma.

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And she messaged us today with a pretty well written complaint, which is rare. Not the complaint – the fact that it was written in something resembling English. But she said that it wasn’t rape since the girl was 16, even though he plead guilty to raping someone UNDER 16. She insisted that since the girl is 22 now, and the raping started in January of 2011, she was 16 when it happened. Except if this individual really is 22, then she could’ve been born in January, February, or March, and still have been 15 when she was raped.

Anyway, I wonder how Keith’s new girlfriend Holly feels about him going out of his way to defend the honor of his ex-baby momma? Seems like he still has feelings for her. You don’t see Turtleboy messaging everyone who talks shit about all the chicks who dumped me over the years. Just sayin

 

 

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54 Comment(s)
  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    March 25, 2017 at 8:30 am

    After the boss sees this, he should be asking, do you ever do any fucking work, or just take selfies all day?

  • Donald Brook, esq.
    March 23, 2017 at 5:14 pm

    Ever wonder if this guy ever harassed anyone before?

    4/02/1999 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith, 19, of 18 Lilac Court, Greenfield: annoying telephone calls, pleaded innocent, continued to trial.”

    5/9/1999 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith, 20, of 18 Lilac Court, Greenfield: annoying telephone calls, dismissed at the state’s request upon payment of $27.50 in restitution.”

    8/27/1999 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith, 20, of 18 Lilac Court, Greenfield: assault and battery, violation of an abuse prevention order; pleaded innocent, continued to trial.”

    8/29/1999 Orange District Court: “Bezio, Keith, 20, of 430 Exchange St., Athol: surrender notice filed, by agreement, held without bail pending full hearing on violation of probation Friday.”

    10/22/1999 Orange District Court: “Bezio, Keith,20, of 79 Mormon Hollow Road, Millers Falls: driving without a license, guilty, $100 fine, $35 court costs.”

    12/13/1999 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith, 20, of 18 Lilac Court, Greenfield: receiving stolen motor vehicle, resisting arrest, improper operation of a motor vehicle, miscellaneous municipal ordinance bylaw violation, speeding, use of a motor vehicle without authority, failing to stop for police, driving with a suspended license; pleaded innocent, continued to trial.”

    5/16/2000 Greenfield Police Log: “7:27 — A female called and reported an ex-boyfriend was threatening to come and take all her belongings. Police arrested Keith J. Bezio, 21, Mormon Hollow Road, Millers Falls, and charged him with violating an abuse prevention restraining order.”

    8/4/2000 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith J., 21, of Mormon Hollow Road, Millers Falls: violation of an abuse prevention order, guilty, $100 fine.”

    8/16/2000 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith J., 21, of Lilac Court, Greenfield: unregistered motor vehicle, responsible, $100 fine; no inspection sticker, responsible, $50 fine; uninsured motor vehicle, dismissed at the state’s request.”

    8/26/2000 Greenfield Police Log: “9 — Two men were arrested on Lilac Court in Leyden Woods on charges of trespassing. Keith J. Bezio, 21, Mormon Hollow Road, was charged with trespassing and James Allan Monette, 19, of Turners Falls Road, Turners Falls, was also charged with trespassing.”

    8/29/200 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith J., 21, of Mormon Hollow Road, Wendell: trespassing, pleaded innocent, continued to trial.”

    9/11/2000 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith J., 21, of Mormon Hollow Road, Wendell: driving with a suspended license, crosswalk violation; pleaded innocent, continued to trial.”
    10/16/200 Orange District Court: “Bezio, Keith, 21, of Exchange Street, Athol: found in violation of probation, held in detention for 30 days.”

    10/18/200 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith J., 21, of Mormon Hollow Road, Wendell: trespassing, guilty, $50 fine; trespassing, guilty, $50 fine; trespassing, guilty, $50 fine.”

    11/28/2000 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith J., 21, of Wendell: driving with a suspended license, guilty, filed; driving with a suspended license, guilty, 10 days House of Correction, concurrent with present sentence; crosswalk violation, dismissed at the state’s request.”

    9/19/2001 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith J., 22, Morman Hollow Road, Wendell: procuring liquor for a person under 21, guilty, $50 fine, $35 victim witness fund.”

    12/30/2001 Montague Police Log: “1:04 a.m. — Police went to Second Street Cafe as the bar was closing and observed a fight including at least four people. Police arrested Dennis R. Zimmerman, 26, reported homeless, and charged him with disorderly conduct. Police also arrested Paul D. Gallagher, 21, of Sauter Lane in Greenfield, and charged him with disorderly conduct and larceny over $250. Police also arrested Shaun Angove, 17, of Sauter Lane in Greenfield, and charged him with assault and battery, two counts of assault and battery on a police officer, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. Police also arrested Keith Bezio, 22, of Mormon Hollow Road in Millers Falls and charged him with disorderly conduct.”

    12/28/2001 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith, 22, Mormon Hollow Road, Millers Falls: disorderly conduct, guilty, $200 fine, $35 victim witness fund.”

    3/5/2002 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith J., 22, of Mormon Hollow Road, Wendell: driving with suspended license, subsequent offense; sentenced with case continued without finding for six months, although sufficient facts were found to warrant a guilty finding; driver safety program; no inspection sticker, speeding; responsible; filed.”

    4/17/2002 Greenfield Police Log: “6:12 — Police returned to Lilac Court after a caller told them the person who was trespassing had returned. Police chased the man down to the river, where they captured and arrested him. Keith J. Bezio, 22, of Mormon Hollow Road in Millers Falls was arrested and charged with two counts of trespassing.”

    4/18/2002 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith J., 22, Mormon Hollow Road, Millers Falls: two counts of trespassing, pleaded innocent, continued to trial.”

    5/23/2002 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith J., 23, Mormon Hollow Road, Wendell: disorderly conduct, guilty, 3 months House of Correction, suspended 1 year, $35 victim witness fund.”

    7/13/2002 Greenfield Police Log: “11:03 — A woman walked into the station to report a man had just violated a restraining order on Main Street. Police arrested Keith Bezio, 22, of Mormon Hollow Road, Wendell, and charged him with violating an abuse prevention restraining order.”

    7/18/2002 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith J., 23, Mormon Hollow Road, Millers Falls: trespassing, guilty, 14 days House of Correction, concurrent, credit for time served; trespassing, charges dropped in District Court.
    Bezio, Keith, 23, Mormon Hollow road, Millers Falls: violation of an abuse prevention order, threatening to commit a crime, 6 months House of Correction, 14 days direct, balance suspended 1 year, credit for time served, Level III Community Corrections, abide by 209a order, no contact with victim.
    Bezio, Keith, 23, Mormon Hollow Road, Millers Falls: speeding, responsible, filed with defendant’s consent; motor vehicle operator refusing to identify self, guilty, $100 fine; operating a motor vehicle with a suspended license as a habitual traffic offender, sufficient facts found, continued without guilty finding for 1 year.”

    10/22/2002 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith, 23, Mormon Hollow Road, Wendell: assault with a dangerous weapon, guilty, 6 months House of Correction direct, credit for time served.”

    6/19/2003 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith J., 24, of Mormon Hollow Road, Millers Falls: driving with suspended license, subsequent offense, improper driving; pleaded innocent; case continued for pretrial hearing July 28.”

    10/6/2003 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith J., 24, of Mormon Hollow Road, Millers Falls: driving with suspended license, subsequent offense; dismissed at request of state; improper driving; not responsible.”

    1/5/2004 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith J., 24, Grinnell Street, Greenfield: malicious destruction of property, under $250, throw glass on public way, pleaded innocent, continued to trial.”

    4/6/2004 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith J., 24, Mormon Hollow Road, Millers Falls: operating a motor vehicle with a suspended license, pleaded innocent, continued to trial.
    Bezio, Keith J., 24, Grinnell Street, Greenfield: operating a motor vehicle with a suspended license (subsequent offense), pleaded innocent, continued to trial.”

    5/28/2004 Greenfield District Court: “Bezio, Keith J., 25, of Grinnell Street, Greenfield: driving with a suspended license (subsequent offense), guilty, 60 days House of Correction, suspended one year.”

    9/29/2004 Greenfield District Court: “Keith J. Bezio, 25, of 140 North Heath Road, Charlemont. Pleaded guilty to operating with suspended license, found guilty, fined $400 and $100 surfine.”

    12/21/2004 Greenfield District Court: “Keith J. Bezio, 25, of 140 Route 8A North, Heath. Pleaded innocent to improper operation of a motor vehicle and operating with license revoked, released on personal recognizance, case continued to 1/31/05 for pre-trial conference.”

    1/31/2005 Orange District Court: “Keith J. Bezio, 25, 140 Route 8A North, Heath. Found responsible for improper operation of motor vehicle, filed with defendant’s consent. Pleaded guilty to operating a motor vehicle with revoked license, found guilty, sentenced to 30-days house of correction, sentenced stayed until 2/1/05.”

    7/30/2005 Orange Police Log: “12:40 a.m. — Police arrested Keith J. Bezio, 26, Mormon Hollow Road, Millers Falls, at Main and Conway Streets and charged him with operating a motor vehicle with a license revoked as a habitual traffic offender.
    1:20 — Three females arrived at the station inquiring about Bezio’s bail. After a verbal altercation in the station parking lot, all parties were advised and dispersed.”

    7/29/2005 Greenfield District Court: “Keith J. Bezio, 26, of 79 Mormon Hollow Road, Millers Falls. Pleaded innocent to operating a motor vehicle with revoked license as an habitual traffic offender, released on personal recognizance, continued to 9/15/05 for pretrial conference, and must pay $150 legal counsel fee.”

    8/18/2010 Greenfield District Court: “Keith Bezio, 31, of First Avenue, Lake Pleasant section of Montague. Pleaded innocent to vandalizing property, in Greenfield, released on personal recognizance, continued to 9/23/10 for pre-trial conference.”

    10/2/2010 Greenfield District Court: “Keith Bezio, 31, of Third Street, Turners Falls. Pleaded innocent to criminal harassment, released on personal recognizance, must have no abuse of alleged victim, and must abide by 209A orders in effect, continued to 10/25/10 for pretrial conference. Must pay legal counsel fee of $150.”

    12/21/2010 Greenfield District Court: “Keith Bezio, 31, of First Avenue, Lake Pleasant. Pleaded innocent to violation of harassment prevention order, released on personal recognizance, continued to 1/31/11 for pretrial conference. Must pay legal counsel fee of $150.”

    4/11/2011 Greenfield District Court: “Keith Bezio, 31, of Third Street, Turners Falls. Pleaded guilty to criminal harassment, placed on probation until 4/10/12 with $50 victim witness assessment. Must pay legal counsel fee of $150. Must pay $50 per month probation supervision fee.”

    4/13/2011 Greenfield District Court: “Keith Bezio, 31, of First Avenue, Lake Pleasant section of Montague. Pleaded guilty to violation of harassment prevention order, must pay $50 victim witness assessment, must stay away from and have no contact with the alleged victim, and must take non-violent communication program at Quabbin Mediation Center. Must pay legal counsel fee of $150.”

    9/30/2011 Greenfield District Court: “Keith Bezio, 32, of Mormon Hollow Road, Wendell. Pleaded guilty to intimidating a witness, sentenced to 2 years in the house of correction, suspended, placed on probation until 10/12/12. Pleaded guilty to resisting arrest, sentenced to the same 2 years in the house of correction, on and after the first sentence, suspended, placed on probation until 10/12/12. Pleaded guilty to assault and battery, placed on probation until 10/12/12, with $50 victim witness assessment. Must have no drugs or alcohol, subject to random testing, Must have no contact with the victim, and must take and complete Level III Community Corrections program. Must pay legal counsel fee of $150. Must pay $65 per month probation supervision fee.”

    Found another KB tidbit if you are interested Turtles.

    • El
      March 23, 2017 at 5:43 pm

      What a winner.

    • Inquiring mind
      March 23, 2017 at 9:48 pm

      There’s more? Bring it on!

    • BobnMic
      March 23, 2017 at 10:21 pm

      Overall the punitive damages seem rather light levied to Meathead of the 39 crimes (that I counted) that were committed from 1999 to 2011. When is the Meathead going to be charged with being a career criminal? Because 38 of the 39 incidents were Misdemeanors as opposed to one Felony that I saw?

      Oh that’s right – this is Massachusetts. I forgot. My bad. Would love to see more Mr. Brook and thank you sir.

      • BobnMic
        March 23, 2017 at 10:54 pm

        And I know – I know he is not an ACC. But still a slap on the wrist and stupid little fines? This ^^^ last post from me was a societal byproduct of decades of frustration with Meatheads like him.

    • Fuck turtlegirl
      March 23, 2017 at 10:33 pm

      You must have way to much time on your hands. Lmfao!! Bunch of turtle losers

    • Joe
      March 24, 2017 at 11:46 am

      That guy is 37!! He looks like he’s close to his 50s!

  • El
    March 23, 2017 at 9:38 am

    He looks the type to do just the bare minimum needed to keep his job. He’s no doubt a drunk, chauvinist with a small dick which, by the looks of the baby mama, he’ll stick into anything. If he had a pair of any sort he’d be defending this person face to face instead of playing Mr tough keyboard.

  • Barry
    March 23, 2017 at 9:00 am

    Who wants to bet he had a mullet sometime before going with the shaved head?

  • MR. T
    March 23, 2017 at 8:53 am

    So who is this guy, the official photographer for Young Roofing Co? No hammer, trowel, or tools. Just a camera and a cigarette. Young must be losing money on every job this guy is on.

    • Joe
      March 23, 2017 at 8:59 am

      Perhaps he’s a model for BEAR Magazine?

      • FT
        March 23, 2017 at 9:55 am

        Yes I saw him last year, he was Mr. Bear 2016 grrrr……

        • turtlefan
          March 23, 2017 at 1:48 pm

          Brian has the hots for him

  • Turtle Tickler
    March 23, 2017 at 8:19 am

    Where would we be without Facebook? LOL

    • Joe
      March 23, 2017 at 8:29 am

      Facebook isn’t much of an advancement. Facebook is the defintion of degenerate technology. It’s the beast that needs to be put of its misery!

  • X
    March 23, 2017 at 8:02 am

    You can’t just assume he’s a Trump supporter because of one photo. There’s wrong with building a wall, we kind of need it if it ever happens.

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      March 23, 2017 at 4:16 pm

      That guy has Hillary voter and EBT written all over him.

      • Pam
        March 24, 2017 at 8:16 am

        The genius speaks.

        • Joe
          March 24, 2017 at 11:48 am

          Does it matter what supporter he is

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    March 23, 2017 at 1:18 am

    Dude’s on roofs and has time to take selfies? What is he – a really extreme 15 year old girl?

  • Simo Häyhä
    March 23, 2017 at 12:16 am

    Email Aiden is referring to. Again, twisting words. Here’s some clarification.

    Why hello ladies of Turtleboy Sports!

    So I’ve taken the time out of my busy schedule to send you an E-mail, and to be honest, I’m not even sure why. It could be because out here in western Ma, we’re just a bunch of “inbred” what ever the fuck you ladies call us! Regardless, here I am! So I wanted to point out a few things in a recent article you lads made yesterday, and my name was of course screen shot and posted into your ever so classy article and for the second time, might I add.

    Okay, first – you most definitely have who I am as a person portrayed entirely wrong, you have made me look like I support child predators. Now I won’t go on to tell you about what I do for work, because to be frank, it’s none of your business, but with that said I have to pass intense criminal background checks, along with finger prints through the national data base in order to have my job. My point is, you took a portion of what I have said and used it in a manner to portray fictional information to your lovely 50k followers! ( impressive might I add! I’m not sure how you have accomplished that because you spew nothing but drama and hate, but hey its 2017, people love it! ) Also, you clearly would have seen in the plethora of comments that people, along with myself stated on the good things this man has done in the community, also working side by side with emergency personal in our county. However that’s never taken into consideration when classy ladies like yourselves make blogs and articles in order to keep ratings or likes or what ever tickles your fancy, up and going.

    Now I have made my comments and supported this family, through out this entire ordeal, and I have also known this family for like 15 years give or take. I basically lived with them for awhile as well, and never once was I a victim of any type of sexual assault. Now I’m sure you folks have almost no knowledge of this case, and again, that’s not your business – BUT let me just clarify one of my comments that you again, twisted. In MA legal age of consent is 16, now if you do basic math off of the initial press release it stated from the yr 2011 – 2012. The victim is 22. If anything happened in 2011, her age would have been 16 – the legal age of consent in MA. ( M.G.L. c. 265, § 23 ) now I’m by no means saying I support that, I think it’s rather gross, but apparently my GoogleU education as you folks put it, wouldn’t be wrong! Hey can you imagine that? A small time girl from the hills of western Ma. With common fucking sense and the ability to educate herself, Holy sheep shit! Mind blown right?

    Now at the end of the day, I could care less what you girls, or any of your followers think of me. However you ladies have only have virtually no accurate information, with almost no knowledge in the case itself. Wouldn’t a good blogger/ reporter have facts, and legitimate information to share with people? Now I can’t say I haven’t seen your posts before, about idiots selling their EBT cards online to get a quick fix, or needing a ride to Maine, because I have, but after reading this article it makes me wonder how much truth is behind anything you write. People do love a good ridiculous article, mixed with some drama. Its also getting old though, maybe post more about positive things, people like myself who’ve given back to the community, house fire victims, people with disabilities, cops who have gone above and beyond.. etc. But hey, what would I know, I’m just an “inbred” from western Ma, who went to GoogleU. Now im not going to threaten fruitless law suites, because I have much better shit to do than waste my hard earned money on people who create fictional stories online, in a ridiculous court matter that no one wants to be at. However if you’re truly ever in my area again, feel free to shoot me an e-mail. I’d truly love to meet who is behind the scenes in this, could that be you Aidan Kearney of 2 foster street Worcester Ma. 01608 phone number 4132626909.

    Have a splendid day ladies of Turleboy Sports!

    • Twat tickler
      March 23, 2017 at 2:41 am

      Translation: “I passed a background check once so my credibility is awesome. Even though you don’t want to know what I do for work, I’m not telling you anyways, because nah nah nah nah nah nah, heh heh heh heh heh heh! I can’t perform basic math to establish someone who is now 22 was under the age of 16 in 2011, even though both the state of Massachusetts AND shit bag Keith Bezio, whose honor I am here to defend, agreed to a plea bargain of statutory rape OF A GIRL UNDER 16. I’ll still sit here and make excuses for him about something that’s been decided by the court and he agreed to, because I have nothing better to do than beat a dead horse with a stick. But 15 year old girls are able to consent to sexual intercourse because I made the determination she had the required maturity to make that decision herself and I know better than the state of Massachusetts. Definitely.
      PS Bobnmic, please punch me in my cock sucker and make me squeal like the wildabeast I am!”

      • Brian Albrecht
        March 23, 2017 at 7:53 am

        lol fiesty lawyer slut is back at it agian…
        #whore
        #fat
        #ugly

        • Brian Albrecht's Crackwhore Mom
          March 23, 2017 at 8:20 am

          As you can see, I have a big cunt which is why my boy is such a little cunt.

          • Brian Albrecht
            March 23, 2017 at 8:37 am

            hahahah no one laughed at that. I actually doubt even you did you faggot

    • El
      March 23, 2017 at 9:12 am

      If you are 22 today because today is your birthday that means yesterday you were 21 yrs old. (21-6=?). You could have been 15 on March 22nd 2011. I believe this is basic math that any basic inbred bitch should be able to figure out.

  • BobnMic
    March 23, 2017 at 12:02 am

    That head of his is 100% USDA failed grade meat containing 0% brain.

    Clarification = Meathead.

    • Twat tickler
      March 23, 2017 at 2:22 am

      Jesus Christ Bob, i thought the world was rid of you, go drink bleach and play in traffic already

      • BobnMic
        March 23, 2017 at 3:23 am

        And why would that be pray tell? Ooops that’s right. Exercising an opinion insofor as people like you do not like but only to live in your own bubble with your own little thoughts and not live in the real world. Good luck with that child. That’ll get you real far.

        • BobnMic
          March 23, 2017 at 3:56 am

          *insofar I meant. Whatever. This shit is way over your head anyway Marie.

          • ZephyrCat
            March 23, 2017 at 5:58 pm

            I’m not the one throwing out addresses here and there and then telling people to come over. And then you say how oh, it’s just a joke…I’m so much smarter than you…Blah, blah. You still ain’t shit. I think you thought you were way too smart and that went nowhere. What, Lillian find out you’re throwing her address around? You’re funny. And so stupid! Yeah, Bob and Brian and me are all the same person. Been real funny reading everybody trolling you today. You couldn’t find your ass in the dark.

        • Twat tickler
          March 23, 2017 at 5:18 am

          No i agree with your comment, you’re just annoying as fuck. 5,000% chance you respond to this because you have nothing better to do than respond to everyone and everything on this site, especially when it hurts your delicate butthurt schizophrenic ego. Enjoy continuing to be the hemorrhoid on the asshole of turtleboy sports comment section, mung fairy.

          • Brian Albrecht
            March 23, 2017 at 7:52 am

            HAHA DUDE YOU’RE A FUCKING CLOWN. responding to a comment and then making fun of someone else for responding to comments. Sit down child
            #FUCKWITHME
            #LETSGOOOOOOOOWEYMOUTH
            #617

          • Turd Burglestein
            March 23, 2017 at 8:15 am

            Hey Brian…do clown dicks taste funny? I figured you’d know better than anyone else, well except for maybe your mom.

          • Brian Albrecht
            March 23, 2017 at 8:36 am

            jesus christ. YOU FUCKING RETARD….give me your fucking address. SERIOUSLY! LETS GOOOOOOOOOO. I’m so tired of your dumb ass commenting on this site, running your cock suckers. I’ll come over there and hit you a flurry of left and right hooks, and then a right straight, straight into your fat fucking face knocking your “special” ass into the next life where you’ll be reincarnated as a speed bump, providing more for your community than in all past lives combined… YOU FUCKING IMMIGRANT
            #YouAlreadyKnow
            #WEYMOUTHBABY!
            #FUCKWITHME

          • Turd Burglestein
            March 23, 2017 at 8:43 am

            Hate to break the news to you because really nothing would make me happier than to knock your dick in the dirt and shit on your corpse, but I don’t live in Ma. I live in Tampa, Fl. But just on the off chance that I’ve pissed you off so much that you’d actually hop on a greyhound to come down and see me, here you go pole smoker.

            8909 Shady Tree Ct.
            Tampa, Fl 33634

            It’s just off Waters Ave in an area called Town & Country. So you coming or what?

            P.S. BobnMic…you gonna come at me with that warrant now? This is my real address. I’m sure you’ll be able to confirm this with your LEO buddies.

          • Brian Albrecht
            March 23, 2017 at 8:53 am

            Alright son, just shut the fuck up then and let me know if you plan to visit mass. Cuz remember I said this, I will break your fucking jaw you dumb pussy. BRIAN ALBRECHT dont fucking forget it.

            #Weymouth

          • Turd Burglestein
            March 23, 2017 at 9:00 am

            Nah…I’m gonna keep talking shit about you and to you because you’re a little crackhead bitchboi. You don’t like it, then save your allowance for a bus ticket. Get one of your gay friends to give you a ride. Here’s another idea…go find a big box and mail yourself to me. Just make sure you have a few bottles of water and an empty jar to shit in during the trip. Or maybe go hang out at a rest stop and find a trucker coming down my way and offer to suck his dick for a ride.

            #ComeAtMeWussy
            #BurglesteinWillBreakYourBalls
            #TampaTough

          • Twat tickler
            March 23, 2017 at 9:09 am

            Lol, when Bob uses one of his 50 aliases to keep bitching and try to prove my response claim wrong. I love when Bob throws sissy temper tantrums, he’s so easy to get going. You keep doing you Bob, never change! Turd B, my man!

          • Brian Albrecht
            March 23, 2017 at 9:11 am

            HAHAHA just like I thought. BRIAN ALBRECHT first thing when you wake up. BRIAN ALBRECHT while you eat your breakfast of kpins and blood thinners. BRIAN ALBRECHT while you get your first jerk off of the day in. Thats just in the first couple hours of the day baby. I GOT PRIME OCEAN VIEW PENTHOUSE SUITE in this cock sucking faggots tiny little brain. I knew you had to either be a western mass inbred or a southern retard. makes sense really. How fucking poor are you? You think I trap all fucking day and night

          • Brian Albrecht
            March 23, 2017 at 9:13 am

            just so I can take a fucking bus to florida? Jesus christ you poor people make me sick. You’re probably one of those southern pieces of trash that actually think florida is nice. It’s Americas asshole baby boy. HAHA FUCK TAMPA
            #LittleTurdB
            #FUCKWITHME

          • Turd Burglestein
            March 23, 2017 at 9:20 am

            Brian Albrecht was in an interracial relationship once. He painted his hand black before he jacked off.

          • Brian Albrecht
            March 23, 2017 at 9:23 am

            Real question. what the fuck is your ugly ass doing on a piece of shit blog like this if you live in tampa?

          • Turd Burglestein
            March 23, 2017 at 9:28 am

            My winter home fucktard. My summer home is in Portsmouth, NH. I spend summers up there because it’s too damn hot down here once June rolls around. You wanna come see me in Portsmouth when I get up there pussy?

          • Brian Albrecht
            March 23, 2017 at 9:38 am

            Not really. You’re obviously old as fuck. I could probably be charged with a more serious offense for kicking the shit out of a guy like you. Your bones are brittle son, you dont want it with me BELIEVE THAT. Maybe we can meet up at a hospital parking lot, near the emergency room. So once I hit you with one punch you acually have a chance of survival. Don’t say I never did anything for you senile homo.

          • Brian Albrecht
            March 23, 2017 at 10:15 am

            Hey old man… I’ll fuck you (up) so hard. You have no idea. I’ve had literally miles of cock through me… Both ends bitches! I have video. Spit roasted and everything. I’m a sloppy party bottom. Everybody in Weymouth knows BRIAN ALBRECHT. They’ve either fucked me or I’ve sucked them… One way or another, they’ve had to clean my body fluids off afterwards. They shove it in and I yell LETSGOOOOOWEYMOUTH. GOOOO in my mouth!! #617 is where I do my gay shit son. Please #FUCKWITHME

          • BobnMic
            March 23, 2017 at 5:10 pm

            Nice try Turd. That residence has a single car garage. In one of you videos you showed a two car garage. Wooops! Plus many Florida homes have laminate hardwood flooring or mostly tile and carpet because of the heat and humidity. Your videos showed real hardwoods.

            And don’t worry. My days of typing out affidavits are long over. I was just busting your balls and you then took it so literally. It’s an old joke now and old jokes tend to lose their luster over time.

          • Turd Burglestein
            March 23, 2017 at 5:43 pm

            Haha Bob…you’re so obsessed with me. Just like your little homo hammerhead friend aka zephyrcat, who may or may not be one of your sock accts here. You actually wasted time out of your day to go research that address because you are so obsessed. So very very obsessed with me.

            Just to let you know, I am way smarter than you and will always be 3 steps ahead of whatever game you want to play with me. You will never EVER catch up to me or find out who I am unless you have friends at the NSA.

            Now if you’ll excuse me, I just had a big shipment come in and I’ve got to get this weighed and bagged before my distributors get in town. I always meet them at a hotel about 20 miles from where I live. Can’t be having that kind of traffic coming into a nice gated community like this. That’s one of the reasons I’ve flown under the radar all these years.

          • ZephyrCat
            March 23, 2017 at 6:06 pm

            Hey turd-weirdo. Look above, left a message. Douche loser.

          • BobnMic
            March 23, 2017 at 9:24 pm

            Turd – What I’m saying is that it was just a joke. And you took it so serious. And obsessed with you? Come-on dude get real.

          • ZephyrCat
            March 23, 2017 at 9:36 pm

            Oh Bob, you’ve become so domesticated. There has to be a middle ground between crazy-as-a-bedbug-Bob and domesticated-feline-Bob. Never apologize to that scumbag. Fucking with his tiny mind is awesome. He STILL thinks I’m you!!!

          • BobnMic
            March 23, 2017 at 9:46 pm

            I know he does. He made that apparent. But according to some I am 50 people. Believe me I do not possess that much creativity or any sort of extended imagination if I tried.

  • Publius
    March 23, 2017 at 12:00 am

    There are Chuds like Keith all over the place. Hard to believe I know.

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