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Meth Possums Track Down Car After Fender Bender And Smash Windows With Hatchet While Terrorizing Kids Inside, Brag About It On Facebook Upon Release


WPRIAn investigation is underway after a suspected road rage incident involving a hatchet led to the arrest of two brothers. According to police, the incident started around 6 p.m. Sunday with a minor accident between two vehicles on the highway near the New London Turnpike. One vehicle with two men inside, later identified as Matthew Toneatti, 31, and Cody Toneatti, 29, began following the other and ended up at the McDonald’s off Exit 7. Police say both men then got out and Cody began striking the other vehicle with a hatchet, causing some damage. Cody admitted to breaking the rear window of the vehicle with the hatchet, according to police. There were two children inside the vehicle with the damaged window, police confirmed to 12 News. Both men were arrested on disorderly conduct charges and Cody was additionally charged with causing malicious damage to the other vehicle.

I expected nothing less from anyone who does this picture on Facebook:

Holding the fish you just caught for the camera is the new white trash version of gang signs, dog filters, flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats, and 100 emojis.


Sadly in the Toneatti family Cody is the brains of the operation. This is Matt.

Nothing good was ever gonna come out of these meth possums. Nothing.

Shortly after being arrested for smashing in a window with a hatchet and traumatizing two young children inside, Cody went on Facebook and called the family he terrorized “little bitches” while mocking the fact that he destroyed their windows.

According to him he had no choice but to do it because it’s the Toneatti Code.

“I’m a Toneatti you no (know) we can’t help it sometimes”

Truer words have never been spoken. The Toneatti family tree is shaped like a Venn Diagram.

“When you put people I care about in danger I’ll do the same to you.”

Here’s a picture of one of the terrorized children being consoled by a cop.

Imagine what a piece of shit you have to be to do that. Then imagine how much worse you have to be to have time to reflect on it and still post about how those kids got what was coming to them immediately after being bailed out of jail. It’s not his fault though, the Toneatti Code meant he had no choice.



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6 Comment(s)
  • Metallica Fan
    June 27, 2021 at 12:17 pm

    WTF happened to the comment section? like a ghost town here now.

  • Michael Giannetti
    June 15, 2021 at 2:32 pm

    My gold chain is bigger than his

  • P Disguisee
    June 15, 2021 at 11:33 am

    The Toneatti brothers are snitches….that’s why the cops were “mad cool”…….

  • Dr Wu
    June 15, 2021 at 10:55 am

    If you google translate “I’m a Toneatti” from Italian to English, it actually says “I’m a candy assed fag who will shit his pants if I’m ever challenged by any person of the male species”

  • Jimmy Jones
    June 14, 2021 at 10:49 pm

    My new fucking heroes. I wonder how these two faggots would have reacted if they encountered the same incident with a couple of real men in the vehicle. No doubt in my mind this would never have happened. They are coward cunts that now many family men have a picture of and just might be watching for you, I know I hope to see you fucks on the street to give you a bravery a test. You are cowards!!!!!

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    June 14, 2021 at 10:24 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) Jesus Christ, these brothers are the Batty Bois of Homo Erotica
    2) How hard must a person work to have so little muscle mass? Is this because of the drugs? Do these fucks ever eat red meat?
    3) Gotta love how the “Cops Marked it as 2 misdemeanors”, meanwhile the DA is upgrading the charge . . . .

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