Methface Muffbeard With 41 Priors Assaults Pregnant Woman, Runs From Police And Is Found Hiding In Buddy’s Basement, Judge Releases Him on $540 Bail, Guess Who Didn’t Show Up For Court?
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Today’s addition of “Massachusetts Soft-On-Crime Judges putting public safety at risk” is brought to you from Yarmouth, Massachusetts:
“A Yarmouth man accused of attacking a pregnant woman over the weekend failed to show up for his court appearance Monday and is now wanted on several warrants, according to Yarmouth police.
Matthew Vincent Julian, 30, is wanted on warrants of assault and battery on a pregnant woman and violation of a protective order. Julian is a convicted felon and has 41 prior charges on his Massachusetts criminal record.
Police say Julian attacked a pregnant woman Friday night at a home on Long Pond Drive in South Yarmouth. He ran before officers responded to the scene. The victim, who knows Julian, was treated and a protective order was obtained.
On Saturday around 9 p.m. Yarmouth Police found Julian hiding in a basement in a home on Webbers Path in West Yarmouth.
He was taken into custody and had bail set at $540. Julian posted bail on the condition that he would show up in court Monday morning.
Police say Julian did not show up for his court appearance and contacted the victim, violating the protective order.”
Wow, that $540 was sure incentive to show up to court and not re-offend! I am truly shocked that with 41 priors, methed-out Mcgee over here skipped court. We’ve covered dozens of chudstuffers like this guy, and they never show up to court. Just check out the physical description the cops are giving and tell me he isn’t explicitly made-for-Turtleboy:
“Julian is 5’11”, weighs around 200 pounds, has hazel eyes and brown hair. He has a “JULIAN” tattoo on his left hip, an “ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME” tattoo on his left shoulder and two hearts on his back.”
Only God can judge me. The last name tattooed on his hip, so when he inevitably takes a hotshot and ends up face-down in a puddle of his own piss, the authorities have a lead to ID the body, because Lord knows he won’t be carrying any ID. Really, just look at this shitstain.
And you’d never guess his preferred style of headgear!
And he’s got those fire section 8 glamorshots, son!
So much swagger.
Wisely, this guy went on Facebook looking for a getaway driver:
But this dude definitely keeps it a hunnit, and his friends think he’s a “really great guy”, so despite skipping court and contacting the pregnant chick he punched, he totally deserved to be let out on bail:
Yeah, Chris, he sure sounds like a “really good dude”. If your idea of a good dude is a crater faced crackmonkey who beats up pregnant women and stays out of jail only as long as it takes for the cops to find him. He’s not a good dude in any sense, he’s a bitchmade junkbox with crusty pussyhair on his chin who attacks pregnant women and runs and hides when the real men show up.
Anyway, if you see this chud, resist the urge to punch the remaining 2 teeth out of his head and just call Yarmouth PD at 508-775-0445, extension 0, so they can pick him up, hold him for a few hours, and send him off to court to be released with another slap on the wrist.