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Mike Gaffney Loses Another Election: Here Are Your Sweet 16 For Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2019


Voting is completed in the Trap Queen region of 2nd round of Ratchet Madness, and we finally have our Sweet 16. Here are the 4 who have advanced:

Another loss for Milky Mike Gaffney. I’m just wondering if he will perceive this as a victory or a defeat. He really wants our attention, and now he’s not gonna get it. But at the same time he is less ratchet than a woman who lets her 9 year old kid smokes blunts on SnapChat. So at least he’s got that going for him. Gaffney is the only 1 seed that did not make it to the Sweet 16, and the only one of the top 4 seeds in this region who won’t be with us next week. Monday begins the new round, and here are the Las Vegas odds for who will win it all:

Rian Waters and Juicin Jeremy haven’t gotten less than 80% in their two victories. Greg Bates has been rolling along, but he’s got Franklin Smollett in his region so that’s a tough path. To me the Trap Queen region is the weakest and the least likely to have the champion in it. I like the Bukkake Poundcake at this point in that region.

See you all on Monday.


1 Comment(s)
  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Ryan Jizzy Runyan
    April 20, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    They call me Jizzy
    My sick rhymes will make ya dizzy
    This guy Gaffney
    He got acne
    Randy told me after they got busy

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