All-Star Criminals

Mike Motta, An All-Star Rapeysaurus Rex, Who Can’t Take A Hint, Shows Us How Real Men Deal With Women After They Decline Unwanted Advances For His Dinkadoodle 

*Mike Motta, An All-Star Rapeysaurus Rex, Who Can’t Take A Hint, Shows Us How Real Men Deal With Modern Women After They Decline Unwanted Advances For His Dinkadoodle

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Back in the days when I was a younger Turtle, Mr. Turtlegirl decided that he wanted to court me. So, he plotted to take my cell phone number off my business card, text me at all hours of the night, and when I brushed him off, he called me a cunt until I let him throw it in my backdoor. That’s how babies are made, right?

<cue Ralph Wiggum>

Oh, wait. Just kidding. I’m mixing MY love story up with this winner from Ludlow harassing the shit out of a girl who didn’t like him. Whoops.
This blog is a fine example of what romance looks like these days, folks!
First off, let’s discuss how rapey this guy seems. When I see a face like this I think “mmmm consent.”

I know you’re saying “SSTG! You’re being judgmental! You’re going to tarnish this guy’s stellar reputation and you have no right to do that!” 

Spoiler alert: 

Shhhhh! I don’t usually scrap my surprise endings but I want you to keep that in mind while you read these! 

Just call it a girl’s intuition. We know creepy when we see it. It’s the same set of she-powers that lets us know you’re not listening to our ranting and forgot our anniversary. We know these things.

Bet you five bucks that he’s a drummer for a Godsmack cover band.

Anyways, back to what I was saying…

So, when my new pal Lydia handed her business card to Mike, as she’s a hairdresser and that’s how they get business, she thought it was for a haircut referral. NOPE. The creeptastic texting began almost immediately.

Now I see these messages and can tell she’s not interested. She plays it cool though.

I guess in Mike’s world that means she was all his. As time went on, Mike would text. Lydia would politely pass off the invites and unwanted attention. Mike got tired of the mating dance they were doing. He decided to kick it up a knotch!
I want you guys to take notes. THIS is how  you woo a lover.

If they run… That means they aren’t in to you. This isn’t about what Lydia wants. This is Rapey Rex’s time to shine.

But he poured his heart and soul out to her! Sure, his typing looks like someone pelted a fridge with those alphabet magnets to see what stuck instead of actual words… but he’s lonely! He ain’t got time for spelling!

Well, I guess Mike didn’t like being called an asshole. He thinks because she doesn’t want him, and didn’t appreciate his bullshit, that there is something wrong with HER. Shocker. I know that would make me soften up.

Nothing gets me ready for an unsolicited pounding like when Mr.Turtlegirl calls ME a cunt! Tell her she’s crazy next! Bitches love it when you tell them to “relax” too!

Oh, now she sucks because he trusted her to give him a haircut and she declined a drink. God Lydia! What were you thinking?! RAH-OOOOD.

How dare Lydia, stand there looking all cute, with her shoe-lace personality, and not take her pants off for him! He’s been texting her forever! This is the 20th century! Women are supposed to just throw their party pieces all over him for not getting a hint! We, as women, don’t care if we don’t want it! Creepy pricks know what’s best for us!

Mike wasn’t done though. He decided to go and trash Lydia all over her work Facebook page. You know, because that’s what any rational person would do.

Lydia, obviously pissed, decided to make a giant post letting people know about Rapey Rex. Seems he has a rep for this type of stuff! Obviously we were mentioned too…

Now, if you’re like me and you’re not really sure what the second-degree harassment meant from earlier, let’s take a look! 

Ah. That really strings this whole thing together. It’s good to know he’s dangerous.However, I do believe Sara puts it best…

Have you been harassed by Mikey? Shoot me a message to the Turtleboy Sports inbox. I’m sure the stories just get better with this, going-to-die-alone-with-dead-animal-fur-to-rub-on-his-micro-dick, herpie yodeler.

38 Comment(s)
  • Danielle
    July 21, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    This article is so shocking. Mike Motta is actually a good guy with a good heart. The author of this article has too much time on her hands and obviously needs public attention to deal with guys she doesn’t want to date (which is so sad). Sure, Mike has made public posts about other females in the past calling them rude names (rhymes with stores) but he probably doesn’t deserve this post for sending annoying and rude messages. I would like to point out that this public post is arguable more harmful detrimental and sick than anything he did to her. Shallow people write shallow posts. I am standing up for him even though he tried to destroy my reputation a while ago because karma bites back harder than this author can even imagine. This article should be taken down, its false information — Mike is Not a rapist and if this author had ever actually been raped before, she wouldn’t post this because rape is Not a joke it’s life changing and there is no justice. Sorry to both Mike and this author who can’t be mature adults and just not talk anymore instead of trying to publicly humiliate eachother online.

  • Sean
    July 3, 2017 at 11:10 pm

    This is a clear case of libel defamation. I’d file against the author, the site, host, all producers, editors, and contributors. Relevant case law exists citing significant rewards for people damaged by baseless rape claims, in this region and within the last several years. A novice attorney can easily prove the malicious intent, wrongful accusation, and damages in this instance. This is very clearly a libellous accusatory statement beyond opinion which makes this a case local attorneys will take.

    • Turtle boyyyyyy this is for u
      July 5, 2017 at 1:42 pm

      This is a joke, I have been following turtle boy for years, I have been following you turtle boy because you are always honest. You have always stated all the facts in a good humorous Way. To People who deserves it like junkies with actual criminal records and habitual offenders, now you go and trash a good man. Remember when people were saying turtle boy was a school teacher who was fired for unwanted sexual advances to little kids (Google it!!!!). How dare you call a man a rapist or stalker over a text message. People will look at him in disgust, watch there kids, you single handly ruined this man’s, dignity, respect and pride. Goodbye to his career. You are wrong for this one. What you did to this man is wrong in so many ways, I don’t know how you can look in a mirror and stomach your self. What you did is so much worse then he did. Write your on blog turtle boy. No longer will I be following turtle boy.

  • Burgling turts
    July 3, 2017 at 8:13 am

    Hehehe. Keep feeding the turtle dumb asses.

  • Joan
    July 3, 2017 at 1:09 am

    Randy. Interesting too that my comments that don’t jive with this writer don’t post. Or they do but get deleted. What the fuck is happening here?

  • Randy
    July 3, 2017 at 12:13 am

    Really fucking nice that you have to delete my comments you fucking censorship fucking asshole. Go ahead. Delete this one two you fucking shithead! What is the matter? Don’t like controversy? Fucking coward you are South Shore Fucking Idiot.

    • Randy
      July 3, 2017 at 12:15 am

      Hey I can play this fucking game all day and night long if you want.

      • Randy
        July 3, 2017 at 12:34 am

        Censorship censorship, deleting comments, deleting comments. No free speech, no free speech. This is what you are all about huh there South Shore Adolf Hitler? You fucking asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Do not fuck with us because we will bury you.

        • KayD
          July 3, 2017 at 1:15 am

          Free speech only applies to the government. Private entities are under no obligation to give a rat’s ass what you have to say, or to let it stand once you’ve said it.

          • Randy
            July 3, 2017 at 4:38 pm

            KayD you must be new here. Turtleboy Sports always professes the virtue and use of free speech. But not every writer meets his objective. Or is the objective false to begin with.

            Does freedom of speech only to be allowed if you adhere to a certain narrative? This is case for this particular writer SSTG. If you disagree she will delete your statement and she alone will be the downfall of Turtleboy Sports as we know it.

            Let’s see how long this comment stays up.

  • Bob
    July 2, 2017 at 10:52 pm


  • Anthony "carlos danger" Weiner
    July 2, 2017 at 9:20 pm

    TB post this guys txt harassment side by side with gothapotamus from June 14. Both “aspiring musicians” who couldn’t understand no even when somebody says NO, then they reply with “your a cunt” like that could possibly help.

    • Bob
      July 2, 2017 at 10:59 pm

      The harassment that turtleboy thinks he found was a arrest yes. But it was from a angry ex that told the courts that she had not been harassed and had no idea that there was anything against him. The courts dropped the case. Why do you think he couldn’t find a conviction… We are all innocent until proven guilty. And this is a prime example of someone who was innocent being accused of an outrageous act and them some… An argument among two people that have hundreds of nice texts over a whole Month is not harassment… But it is harassment for someone to claim that it is…. And for someone to claim they didn’t really know eachother before this whole haircut bullshit. And for them to make a disgusting slanderous article like this. No way is he a rapist…. No way is this harassment and no way will this end well for turtle boy if this isn’t taken down. Even Lydia and the girl that sent it to turtle boy confirm this is wayyyyyyyy too much. And turtleboy needs to learn a lesson on this one.

  • Stop this
    July 2, 2017 at 1:13 pm

    Everyone needs to know that I have been friends with Mike since we were toddlers, he babysits my children and comes to all my family events, This girl LYDIA has started something that is completely unnecessary, calling someone a RAPIST is completely unacceptable and SO SO WRONG. She should have told him in the beginning that she didn’t want to hangout, she shoulnd’t have continued to answer all his texts. I know this makes Mike look more than bad and i know he deserves a little slack BUT to be called a rapist and humiliated like this is NOT RIGHT, he is the furthest thing from dangerous, a rapist or anything, he’s never hurt a hair on anyones head!! EVER!!! This article needs to be taken down it’s painting a picture of lies based off one bad conversation. THEY BOTH HANDLED THE SITUATION WRONG. she should have just blocked him. but this is too much!! Lydia must like the attention or something.

    • Mike's band's bassist
      July 2, 2017 at 6:38 pm

      Let me be honest. I am Mike’s friend. He isn’t a rapist! Not in the conventional way. The only thing Mike rapes is the senses. Visually it’s the terrible hair. Audibly, it’s the bad drumming.

      Bad at banging women, bad at banging drums. Is that a crime!???

      • derpa derpa
        July 4, 2017 at 6:32 pm

        Now that we know he play the drums and is a drummer.

        I think we all need to reconsider, drummers life goal is to hit things with sticks and make noise. He probably didn’t know he had done anything wrong, he may be entirely innocent.

        If I were the Judge I would order the drummer to have all future text msgs with romantic intent to be previewed/written by his sister, he tells sister what he wants to say and she can translate it into a txt then interpret the woman’s response and explain.

    • Publius
      July 2, 2017 at 11:33 pm

      wrong !

    • JaceStrikesBack
      July 3, 2017 at 6:18 am

      I wouldn’t call one word responses answering his texts. He is sending her 10 texts for every 1 she sends back and all she says is that she’s working whenever he asks her what her plans are for the evening. It’s pretty obvious to any sane person that she isn’t interested and is trying to be as polite and professional about it as possible. However everyone has their limits and at a certain point he crossed hers and that’s when she called him a asshole.

      • John
        July 4, 2017 at 2:56 pm

        That’s because you don’t see all the texts. It was cut up to make it look much worse… She resorted to name calling in the first place. This is a article written by a feminist that believes its ok for women to say whatever they want to or about a guy but not the other way around. She spent three weeks messaging him and responded to every text. Yes they were one word or simple. Messages. More of the reason why he called her shallow. I saw the entirety of the messages while it was still on Facebook.. If I were him I definitely would be suing for this. It’s absolutely defimating. Libel. All of this.

  • Sonny's Mom
    July 2, 2017 at 11:42 am

    Victim needs to block him from phone and Facebook, and file a police report.

  • Anthony W
    July 2, 2017 at 10:40 am

    She was asking for it

  • Amanda
    July 2, 2017 at 10:24 am

    This kid did the sameeeee thing to me!!!! Said the exact same thing,kept texting me and texting me and I was talking to him being nice,trying to get to know me via Facebook,(non stop texted me,didn’t like the way he went about things,and I just wasn’t into it or looking to get to know anybody at the time) so he continues to call me shallow and a bitch because I didn’t want to go out for a drink and get to know him better.Kids a fucking creepy ass looser who tries to make himself feel better by trashing all the women who turn his creep ass down!

    • Bob
      July 2, 2017 at 11:04 pm

      I bet someone makes this a legal case…. I would watch out what u say considering it was removed from fb for harassment.

  • Hughbo Mont
    July 2, 2017 at 7:41 am

    She’s a twat for still texting after the first couple texts.

  • Publius
    July 1, 2017 at 11:21 pm

    Motta displwys all the indicators of an extremely dangerous individual.

  • Mom's Basement
    July 1, 2017 at 10:09 pm

    Jeesh, it’s like the guy has never heard of backpage before.

  • MermaidsLOVETurtles
    July 1, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    WOW I’m thinking you’re Mike M! Am I right? You.are.a.creep.

  • WOW
    July 1, 2017 at 8:44 pm

    OH and you never said I’M NOT INTERESTED you continued to answer every question he had. Guys are not fucking mind readers. You could have stopped answering hinm, blocked him, said i’m sorry i just don’t want to continue texting with you, but you didn’t until you blew up, then he blew up.

    • L
      July 1, 2017 at 9:27 pm

      Hi Mike

    • I am Mike's angry, tiny penis
      July 1, 2017 at 10:02 pm

      So she was asking for it, Mike? Not a rapist? Not yet, anyway.

    • Publius
      July 1, 2017 at 11:27 pm

      If anyone thinks Motta was just misunderstood or “wasn’t a mind reader.” please get help. Would not want this creep near my daughter, sister or even the ex I still hold a crudge against from the 90s.

    • NotWOW
      July 2, 2017 at 12:29 am

      LOL… Really? Maybe you should change from “WOW” to “Mikecanttakeahint”.

  • WOW
    July 1, 2017 at 8:39 pm

    Calling someone a name does not make you a rapist. Whoever wrote this, i mean obviously we know who did, but you have too much time on your hands!!! Grow some balls. So what someone can’t handle rejection that good…he didn’t hurt you, he didn’t touch you, he didn’t do shit other than call you a name, and you called him an asshole before he called you a cunt. Get a life and stop trying to ruin someone elses because you feel entitled and hurt by a stupid word. If the shoe fits, obviously you are a cunt to write something like this and call someone A RAPIST WHO NEVER EVEN TOUCHED YOU, you have some nerve. I hope karma gets you good.

  • Donald J. Trump
    July 1, 2017 at 3:47 pm

    What’s the problem here? He’s just going by the pickup scripts in my book, “How to score with hot women”, Page 254, paragraph 17, “Just grab em by the ….”

  • Bogart
    July 1, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    Sounds like someone took too many Red Pills.

  • Wabbitt
    July 1, 2017 at 1:50 pm

    What a charmer. How did her panties not instantly soak from being called a shallow cunt? That works every time!

  • Built Ford Tough
    July 1, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    Oh and he drives a Lezbaru! How cute.

  • Inspector Gadget
    July 1, 2017 at 1:22 pm

    Check out his eyes in the driver seat selfie, glassy kinda wobbly like little snow globes.

    After reading all that, I feel like Lydia Chagnon and I are perfect for each-other…. true love baby! Serious what a pain in the ass, this guy is so over the top, trying to be something, unclear what. Regular dates with a psychiatrist might help.

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