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Last week Palmer High School had a lockdown drill after a threat was reported from a student. The 18 year old insinuated that he was going to shoot up the school during a drill in front of several witnesses. However, the cops determined that he his family has no weapons, and he has no realistic means of obtaining a gun.
Luckily places like Chicago don’t have any shootings thanks to their strict gun laws.
His name is Michael Jenkins, and he’s going for the stereotypical, old school, throwback goth school shooter look:
He’s been released from jail until a further court date, and he’s looking at some serious penalties since it’s a felony:
A Palmer High School senior accused of threatening a school shooting is no longer in custody following a detention hearing in Palmer District Court Tuesday morning. Eighteen-year-old Michael Jenkins was released on multiple conditions that include ankle monitoring, a curfew, and that he stay away from the school. He is due back in court on December 12. Jenkins was ordered held without bail during his arraignment in Palmer District Court last week, pending the result of Tuesday’s detention hearing. The 18-year-old student has been charged with making threats to use a deadly weapon, a felony offense punishable by up to 20 years in state prison.
Of course he shouldn’t get 20 years in prison, because that’s a ridiculous sentence for someone who didn’t actually hurt anyone, and he won’t get anywhere close to that. But he should get a good scare, especially since according to people from town the gothface killah pulled this same stunt at Pathfinder High School (also in Palmer) last year:
Naome Jenkins is Mom. Pro tip – if your kid is accused of threatening to shoot up not one, but two high schools in town, don’t comment on the police department’s page telling people to get their FACKS straight. She felt the need to set the record straight – he wasn’t expelled from Pathfinder LAST year, it was the year BEFORE:
A student was removed from Pathfinder Regional High School in Palmer, Wednesday afternoon, after allegedly making concerning comments on social media. Superintendent of Schools Dr. Gerald Paist told 22News the student told friends on social media to not come to school on Thursday because “something bad is going to happen.” The comment was posted sometime before 1:00 p.m. Wednesday. Once the comment was brought to the attention of the school staff, the student was removed from class by the school resource officer.
Nevertheless she persisted:
Yea, we’re well aware that he hasn’t actually killed anyone yet. But he threatened to, and the fact that you’re on here defending him kind actually explains why he didn’t learn his lesson the first time.
Wait….the second time he was found innocent? I thought this was the second time? Are you saying there’s another school shooting threat we’re not aware of? Or do you think that he’s been fully exonerated on this charge, even though he is due back in court in December?
Stepdad jumped in to defend him too:
Turns out the gothface killah is the victim here because kids hurt his feelz. He “took the rap” for the real school shooters. “Bullying, wah, wah, wah. Suicide, wah, wah, wah.” Get the fuck over it. Lots of kids get bullied in high school and don’t end up threatening to shoot up the place.
Mom says he can’t go to jail because he’ll get raped, stabbed, and probably beaten to death for being goth:
Nothing is ever his fault. It’s the fault of the other kids for picking on him for being so weird.
This kid goes out of his way to be weird. It’s his thing. I fucking hate goth kids because 99% of the time it’s just an act. They’re usually just mad their stepdad drank the last of the Mountain Dew, they hate sports, they don’t wanna join the band, and they genuinely enjoy being societal outcasts who shit on normal kids for being normal. Every goth person I have ever encountered in school has been like this. No one would pay attention to them if they dressed normally, so they do this to stand out like a sore thumb, then cry about bullying when no one wants to sit next to them at lunch.
And what does every loner goth kid have to do before graduating? Threaten to shoot up the school. Because they know that everyone already looks at them as the most likely to shoot up the school, so they have to play to the stereotype. Of course he’s not really going to do it, but we can’t fuck around with that in this day and age. There should be zero tolerance for this. And the fact that he even got a second chance in the public schools was one chance too many.
The bottom line is if you see your kid start to dress like this:
Squash that shit immediately.
Hey Turtleboy any updates on this scum?
Still on an ankle monitor. Still unemployed. Still into weird shit.
Mom is still an enabling CNA turd who thinks “her baby” can do no wrong.
Growing up, no one attended his birthday parties. That’ll do it.
You have no idea how accurate that is
We like your work Michael Jenkins call us…
Hello, Hello, Anybody Home? Hey, Think, McFly, Think..!!!!
This kid is an obvious homosexual. Most goth boys are.
Mom shouldn’t worry he’s going to do well in prison.
Another day in the trial of New England Compounding Center and yet more falsities about how quality dropped off only in 2012.
When infact quality was never there and not testing drugs and false prescriptions were the standard operating procedure for years at NECC. Turtleboy should inestigate 80 patients MURDERED and 800 others sickened and a state agency and federal agency were well aware way before 2012.
I wonder how Apple Daddy likes this kid’s black nail polish and eyeliner.
Nobody said this kid was bullied, but bullying is something that should not be tolerated instead of insinuating those bullied are just whiny little pissants. You can dress any way you want. NO ONE has the right to bully another kid because he has piercings, wears eyeliner or “hates sports.” I don’t agree with the parents defending him at all, but I don’t agree with being told to “get over it” if he was in fact bullied throughout school.
Bullying as in “beat up” or “hurt his poor little feelings”?
Surely the latter. Real parents teach their kids “sticks and stones will break your bones but names will never hurt you”. Who wasn’t made fun of at sometime while growing up? Parents are raising pussies these days.
Model Massachusetts Male since most real men have already fled this shithole….
I would definitely slide down his face
Oh my Goth!!
Ahh Turtlegirl, you forgot to mention Mom’s a CNA!
Soon you will be able to rent him for the evening. All it will cost you is a pack of smokes.
If your kid grows up in a bunghole like Palmer aren’t the odds of him turning out normal by most peoples’ standards stacked against him on Day 1?
Another example of parent failure (and some combination of shitty DNA)
This situation can only be remedied by amending MGL 265 to allow for Euthanizing these miscreants.
you mortals DARE to speak ill of the children of the night??? i will burn black candles and bring down a curse from the lord of darkness upon you and all of your desendens you will heed my words and fear my rath never agen will we cowur in fear of the daylite your’e time is come i am so sereus this time outcastes RISE agenst the opresers muahahahaha
that almost made iced coffee shoot out my nose
I was laughing so hard I missed the “thumbs up” button and accidentally hit the “down”…TB’s gotta fix that, what’s up with the no-take-backs??
Sheeeeiitt! Another pretty white boy! Dat makes 2 today! Bring him inta cell block 3 babys
I’s gives him some reasons to put on dat makeup!
First off, WTF is up with these active shooter drillers in schools? Bunch of 30-40 year old cops running around a high school firing blanks or marker rounds; scaring the shit out of children. That’s some bullshit right there. If you want active shooter response training go to the Sig Sauer Academy in NH. They’re just scaring the shit out of these kids when statically they will never have a school shooting.
As far as this swamp donkey goes, send him to court mandated psychiatric hold for a month or two. Make sure it’s on his CORI so he can never purchase a firearm.
We had “duck and cover” drills in school years ago during the Cuban missile crisis. We survived the drills. How was that different? Parents raising pussies is the problem today.
With Duck and cover you would not have survived the nuclear attack either!