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Moron Babysitter Falls Asleep On Couch While Watching Toddlers, Dad Walks In And Takes Kids To Teacher Her Lesson, She Wakes Up And Waits Almost Two Hours To Calls Cops

Ohhhhh you guys are going to LOOOOOVE this one. How many of us have had shitty babysitters?

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So this guy named Christopher Soares, from Falmouth, hired this chick named Sarah Judge to watch his kids ages three and four. Chris and his wife had known her for a while. Basic babysitter stuff. Sarah is 35. So, we aren’t talking a ditzy teenager here. 

What an insult to She Ra.

Chris, who owns his own business, stopped back home to grab paperwork….

AND FOUND HER SNORING ON THE COUCH.

Chris takes a video of his hired help, who he entrusted his children with, waits nearly 30 minutes, and she still doesn’t wake up. She had been asleep for almost two hours judging by the time the texts start pouring in. He packs the kids up and they leave the house. He then waits for sleeping fruity to wake up and find the kids gone.

I talked to Chris and he said that he didn’t know what the hell to do but screaming at her in front of the kids wasn’t an option for him.

Yeah, this genius of a man staged a kidnapping. Sarah eventually wakes up and starts blowing up his phone because the kids are gone. She doesn’t call the police. I repeat. This lip ring cheddar bull doesn’t call the police. She calls Chris’ wife. She is blowing Chris up but won’t answer his texts that something is wrong. She wants to talk to him on the phone. Chris and his wife were together by the time Sarah called either of them.

Chris goes to the police department to inform them that he has the children and wants to file neglect charges. Sarah doesn’t call the cops until nearly AN HOUR AND A HALF after he had taken his children out of their home. That’s when the cops tell her that the employer (Chris) has more information than they do.

Then Chris drops the hammer.

He tells her he took the kids, because she was in a coma on his couch, and to get the fuck out of his house.

I love this guy. Absolutely adore him. I would have lost my mind and probably been in jail for my response to someone endangering my kids. Not Chris! He remains cool-headed and gives her a taste of her possible repercussions. He said he wanted to make sure people know exactly who they are trusting with the lives of their kids before hiring them.

Chris uploads the breakdown of what happened on the Facebook machine and Sarah calls the cops for harassment. Her friends started reporting his Facebook post. The post ended up on my friend Phil’s page Falmouth Call To Action.

Hey Danielle, the kids could have been injured. Just because she’s your pal doesn’t mean you get to crap all over this guy who had his kids endangered. Besides, you look like a cartoon bunny for social justice. Get the fuck out of here.

Sarah is actually playing the victim. No way lady. Anything, and I mean ANYTHING, could have happened to those kids while you napped. Their lives are so much more important than your clearly needed beauty sleep.
How many of you, as a parent, have walked back upstairs, after throwing a load of laundry in, and your toddler(s) have destroyed something or gotten in to something dangerous? They are fearless at that age and this woman was dead to the world. They could have taken themselves on a walk, been kidnapped, hit by a car, or something worse. There is a reason for hiring a babysitter. BECAUSE THEY CANT TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.

So, Sarah, while you’re playing woe as me….

Sup girl. Welcome to the Turtleboy Hall o’ Shame.

 

 

 

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62 Comment(s)
  • Jenny Gee
    November 29, 2018 at 3:36 pm

    Wow, the father is clearly an unstable lunatic and so are you if you think this reaction was any kind of okay. I feel sorry for his kids, not because the babysitter took a nap but because they’re learning from this man.

  • Anom
    October 26, 2017 at 3:09 am

    Hey turtleboy. I’m pretty sure the court ordered you to remove this as the whole thing is bull.

  • Jimbo
    September 5, 2017 at 8:19 am

    What a nut job. It’s obvious he is the type that goes on psychotic rants and power trips on the regular. Probably the type of middle aged twit that loses it with waiters and retail workers as well.

    You know why the cops didn’t press charges? Sleeping while a child is awake isn’t a crime. I am sure he has fallen asleep while his kids were awake at some point. This is just an excuse for a cry. Little snowflake.

    He should have fired her. Staging a kidnapping is unstable. Child services should check in on these poor kids.

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  • True true
    September 4, 2017 at 5:55 am

    F*@k you Christopher. You’re a psychotic obsessive asshole.

    If it was your wife asleep on the couch you wouldn’t call the cops.

    She had one eye open all the time.

    He should have his kids taken off him.

  • JoAnn Matthias
    March 31, 2017 at 11:54 pm

    It took all of 2 seconds when my daughter was 4 years old for her to pick up an open bottle of Tylenol & guzzle down more than 1/3 of the bottle, as I reached for a measuring spoon to give her a dose. She was an arm’s reach away from me….and this 35 year old cry baby wants blame for her complete stupidity and irresponsibility for the care of 2 toddlers. In just the blink of my eyes, with my hands inches from my precious daughter, she drank what could have been a lethal dose of Tylenol due to its toxicity to the liver in overdosages. During your 2 hour zombie state sleep, 2 toddlers could have done so much worse. Take the responsibility for the errors YOU made – it’s the downfall of most of your generation. YOU make a major, negligent act & want the incident to just go away. Why? Because loosing the babysitting job you couldn’t manage to stay awake to care for 2 very precious, innocent, & very loved lives of toddlers placed in your hands while their parents were working to provide for them & for you too!
    This man is doing exactly what I would hope every father would do to protect his children, other children within his community, & hopefully give you the wake up call you need. A wake up call you should have had a long time ago – long before age 35, in a sleeping stupor while the children were watched by their conscientious father for over an hour waiting for you to wake. Thank the Lord above young girl their father came home & got them to safety. You aren’t capable of providing safety for children….you need to be on your knees with thanks to God that those 2 innocents are safe so you aren’t in a jail cell for Heaven knows what possibly could have happened to those babies. It’s good you have friends to be supportive in the wake of your actions. But they need to support you and all of us be thankful nothing worse happened.
    Realize the torture the parents experienced when they witnessed first hand how quickly they could have lost what’s most precious to them – while thinking they were providing them with excellent care in their own home. Yes, you experienced panic & fear but your actions after knowing the children were gone speaks volumes of how unprepared you are for the care of 2 children. You still did not do what a responsible adult would do for 2 missing children.
    Our country cannot continue down the path it has taken. Grow up, do the jobs you are hired to do, & do the jobs with pride in who you are and what you can do. Stop pointing your fingers back at people who have showed you how very wrong you are being. We are a country built on hard work – not collecting a paycheck for sleeping on the couch & leaving defenseless toddlers to fend on their own.

    • piss
      September 3, 2017 at 4:46 pm

      I love how all these faggots have made it so they cant be found online anymore. I will find them and I will make their lives hell. The dads an asshole and deserves something good.

  • Tom Brady
    March 29, 2017 at 6:57 am

    Was the title of this article written by one of the children?

  • Rich
    March 24, 2017 at 11:46 am

    So wait this dude got mad bc someone was sleeping at almost 11 o’clock at night? Okay? Lmao sorry your kids got no discipline and were up past their bed time, I’m going to sleep bro lol

    • NEW YORK
      March 25, 2017 at 12:37 am

      Where did you get 11 at night?!? She was sleeping at 10 am, when most children are up at 10 am lok

  • March 23, 2017 at 7:35 pm

    I am not a parent so some might feel i’m not qualified to comment on such a subject concerning children endangerment, you might think i’m not an objective voice , yet as I see this i’m totally objective if one considers most parents are emotional wrecks for good reason but still caught up with their personal situation. For one qualifier I am one of eleven, four boys seven sisters, I know my sisters babysat neighbors kids without endangering them when they reached their appropriate teenage years our parents chose not them, and you can guarantee my parents gave then very explicit instructions on their do’s and don’t, and that special code if they were put in danger thru nothing they were responsible for, a number. No individual can be totally responsible if they are parentally untaught, please i am not excusing this behavior i’m simply expressing a cultural mishap of a lack of moral values for reasons we think we might have an idea but the truth be told the bottom line is our citizenry the cause you speculate but that will not solve it, it never has never will, traditional, moral values works every time its tried I know my parents nurtured their children thru its guiding principles we call family values. Posting this on every communicating forum will certainly draw attention to this on going problem but what it fails to do is teach that non family informed young girl the true reason you hired her, you assumed she was capable, well disciplined, experienced and loving, responsible, placed fear if she did what she did, you took for granted for convenience over need. What other things do you do that you failed to check the credibility, considering your children are the top priority of your life, daycare it their next step will you leave them to be taken care of by unknowns. Its time we look at our cultures direction, instead of being caught up in all these insane distractions, our kids are our lives open your minds to reality get away from the virtual projections of virtual reality provided by 2407 communications 90% distractive mind numbing stimuli, we chase thru habitual use. Smelling the coffee might bring a twinge in todays society it takes almost a disaster for us to wake the fuck up. WTF America, Where people not political junkies or are we. We insist where not political but are we bound by its intensity.

  • ujkjdfajf
    March 23, 2017 at 6:50 pm

    lol blown way out of proportion… she fell asleep babysitting, he blows her spot up on social media… grow upppppp ur the dumbass that hired her.

    • Jess
      March 24, 2017 at 1:20 am

      Amen!! He should beef charged with harassment. He’s gone WAY too far!

  • Jason
    March 23, 2017 at 12:09 pm

    I don’t know about this one. They all sound like jerks.

  • heathercn
    Twosmokes
    March 23, 2017 at 8:15 am

    Shame on Maritime for hiring a moron.

  • Joe Gardner
    March 22, 2017 at 10:03 pm

    I knew there was no caffeine in Dunkin Donuts coffee.

    • Stu Pidazzo
      March 23, 2017 at 8:55 am

      Probably one of those over-sweet, gooey frappe drinks that take 10 fucking minutes to make.

      And its always the clown in front of me ordering it when all I want is a fucking coffee!

  • malarie
    March 22, 2017 at 9:34 pm

    honestly i think what would upset me the most is the pillow and blanket…. everyone does makes mistakes yes but if u got a pillow and blanket u had to of had every intention of going to sleep its on thing falling asleep in a chair by mistake and another to set urself up so comfy u had to of known u were going to fall asleep.. if u felt tired u should have either called out or made urself busy with the kids so you wouldnt fall asleep .. The mom and dad have every right to be upset

  • Tom Robinson
    March 22, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    To the “individual” that wrote this article…. proofread your crap… I wouldn’t read the full thing after just reading

    Moron Babysitter Falls Asleep On Couch While Watching Toddlers, Dad Walks In And Takes Kids To Teacher Her Lesson, She Wakes Up And Waits Almost Two Hours To Calls Cops

    What caught my attention is that you suck….

  • Rita
    March 22, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    Kudos on what u did as parents trust is what this world is made of and if you don’t have that then what do you have hopefully this person will figure out what she did wrong learn from this experience and hopefully never have of take care anyone children lesson learned maybe

  • White Pride White Power
    March 22, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    If some dumpsterslut every did this to my kid I’d paint her brains all over my couch with an AR-15, no questions asked.

    • Bull Connor
      March 23, 2017 at 12:19 am

      And when you’re in prison taking three yards of black dick a day in your ass, who’ll watch your kids? Better hope your now single babymama can afford to keep’em white.

      • White Pride White Power
        March 23, 2017 at 6:49 pm

        So you think shooting someone to protect your family should be illegal? If so, then just make your handle “Elizabeth Warren”. Liberal slutfaggot.

    • S TOM
      March 23, 2017 at 6:31 pm

      The only people that take things that far are CRAZY people who need some serious help. Letting her go without her job would have been enough. Staging a kidnap…overboard. not to mention, I had a friend who used to babysit when she was in high school, she had a head injury and passed out and when her employers came home they found her looking like she had felt asleep and fired her. When they looked at their nanny can, they saw that she hit her head and sat down and passed out. Thankfully they did not stage a kidnapping of their own kids and react like idiots. They did fire her but they called her after they saw the video because they felt bad.

      Needless to say, even if she fell asleep and was a deep sleeper, her real mistake is waiting to contact her employers to notify them of an emergency. I have fallen asleep with my daughter before many times, but my house was always childproof and secured and I used to work 12 hour shifts and as single mom, I didn’t have help to allow me to schedule in naps and rest. I had to figure things out for myself. I think that as a parent I would have lectured her about being responsible and taking the correct steps during and emergency and about making sure she was well rested before watching someone else’s children…..

      And who refers to their own children as f* children…ill tell you who..people who don’t deserve children in the first place. Poor kids, bad parents and bad babysitter….God help ’em!

  • Jenn
    March 22, 2017 at 2:48 pm

    i live in Plymouth and id love, love, LOVE to see flyers! LMFAO! YOU GO CHRIS SOARS! I have children and I would kill someone! I think this man did the right thing… it is a shame he couldn’t do more!

    • Lilly
      March 22, 2017 at 4:09 pm

      So you have never fallen asleep while your kids were awake. Give me a brake!

      • Mike Rotch
        March 22, 2017 at 4:31 pm

        Are you really that slow? I’ll give you a BREAK because I don’t get any pride from smashing the dim-witted. No… normal people don’t go comatose when they are the only one watching their kids. Junkies and alcoholics do that. When someone is paying you to do a job… I don’t care what it is… you don’t sleep. Now, when the job is as important as making sure two toddlers don’t die, you sure as shit don’t go to sleep. This winner has a big ole coffee on the table next to her… grabs a pillow and comforter and sacks out. Get bent dummy.

        • Lilly
          March 22, 2017 at 6:54 pm

          I’m not saying she shouldn’t have fallen asleep on the job… but does it warent this man who is obviously a twisted prick to stage a kidnapping? And then ruin her reputation. A good “hey wake the fuck up your fired ” would have been enough!

          • Amy
            March 23, 2017 at 11:59 am

            That babysitter is a complete moron! Comatose and your defending her? I can’t blame him for that.. I would have done the same!

      • March 22, 2017 at 4:32 pm

        Um………. no?

        It’s called go to fucking bed at a normal time if you get too tired to stay awake during the day.

        I can function on 5 hrs of sleep…. anything less I would be dead during the day, so I wouldn’t risk it.

      • Bertha Von Nation
        March 22, 2017 at 9:23 pm

        I have taken naps with my children, at nap time, because I was up all night taking care of them! This chick was probably up all night screwing around! She’s not a mother. She had a JOB, where she was paid to watch these children! I don’t go to work every day, plop my feet on the desk and take a TWO HOUR nap, for Christ’s sake! They would fire my ass, and rightly so! I have also been a family child care provider, and I was too busy playing games and puzzles with the children, making snacks, having nature walks, music time, and story time to take a freaking nap! That was my JOB!

        • March 22, 2017 at 9:37 pm

          You did your job 100% correct! One can nap when the child is sleeping…

          Who the fuck thinks it’s okay to sleep and leave children that age unattended?? Pathetic.

      • Cantab
        March 23, 2017 at 6:57 am

        She didn’t just doze off for a few minutes while her head was down. She either brought a pillow and comforter with her to babysit or she went snooping around chris’ house and found one. Then she laid down on the couch and took a two hour nap. Do you really think this was excusable?

  • Joe Buddha
    March 22, 2017 at 2:00 pm

    I’m sorry, but I find it hard to sympathize with someone who refers to their own children as their “fucking kids”. Sorry. Just can’t.

    • Busgate
      March 22, 2017 at 8:39 pm

      I agree – screams “Busgate,” doesn’t it?

    • Voyeur
      March 22, 2017 at 10:13 pm

      Right? The whole thing is creepy. I wonder what the rest of the pictures he took were of.

  • March 22, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    This is exactly why I trust only 1 person with baby sitting. I also have cameras all over the house that I can log into using my cell phone. That’s more for home security than anything else, but still.

    I did NOT do babysitting until my child was 100% verbal and able to tell me what went on during her day. I won’t judge parents who have family/friends they trust and do it sooner… I’m just saying I’m ultra paranoid for reasons like this.

    • Turd Burglestein
      March 22, 2017 at 2:05 pm

      Checkmarks for being conscientious. Points for loving your child that much. Reserving some judgement because you seem pretentious and overly hoity toity. Demerits against because you mocked my longwinded tales.

      • Tarbash The Egyptian Magician
        March 22, 2017 at 5:13 pm

        SHUT DE FUCK UP MORON!!!

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    March 22, 2017 at 1:39 pm

    This woman is an insult to nerds everywhere. I declare that she be cast out of the TARDIS forever!

    Seriously though, fuck this bitch. Waits to call the cops until AFTER she knows they’re with their father? For all she knew they were getting diddled by Father Tucker the Child Fucker down in the naked puzzle basement. But nope – gotta cover her doughy ass.

    • Turd Burglestein
      March 22, 2017 at 1:49 pm

      Father Tucker the Child Fucker???? How in the world did you discover my 1980’s alias?? Those were supposed to be sealed in the court records!!! And nobody knew about the naked puzzle basement!! Were you one of my victims?

      • Marie Guilmette's Malformed Mooseknuckle
        March 22, 2017 at 1:59 pm

        I was a victim. Look what that Turd did to my front door. The guy is hung I tell ya…..HUNG!

    • Wow.
      March 22, 2017 at 4:55 pm

      And I thought “Chester the molester” was clever… LOL

  • Duke Westwood
    March 22, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    No criminal charges because nothing really happened. Had something happened, she would have been charged in a heartbeat. The only reason she isn’t in a shitstorm right now is she got lucky. Just like the drunk driver making it home ok… She’s a moron.

  • fordsnharleys
    tngsucks
    March 22, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    When napping you will wake up at some noise. This was sound asleep in the middle of the day. I’ll give it up, if the kids are occupied and you close your eyes while reading a book that’s one thing but she was doing up all night sleep.

    • Krystal
      March 24, 2017 at 8:18 am

      CLEARLY she didn’t simply ‘accidentally ‘ nod off on the couch… the bitch got herself a PILLOW and BLANKET!!! Hellooooo?!

  • Mom's Basement
    March 22, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    All this because she resisted his advances…

    • getFuct
      March 22, 2017 at 1:06 pm

      Sure she did….

    • March 22, 2017 at 1:09 pm

      Who resists a roofie? Because that’s what she had to be on.

      • Bill Cosby
        March 22, 2017 at 1:34 pm

        I heard from a friend that quaaludes can do that too.

      • Inquiring minds
        March 22, 2017 at 9:58 pm

        SSTG says he roofied her, Bill Cosby suggests he slipped her ‘ludes. Could someone who knows Chris ask him to settle this?

        • March 22, 2017 at 10:42 pm

          Are ludes still a thing?

    • Barry
      March 22, 2017 at 1:11 pm

      The deal is supposed to be he comes home when the kids are asleep. I’d be pissed too!

    • Inquiring Mind
      March 22, 2017 at 10:31 pm

      She was no more able to resist than she was to consent to the photo shoot

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 22, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    Firsties bitches I win again LMAO!

    • Turd Burglestein
      March 22, 2017 at 12:44 pm

      DAMN IT!!! I lose again!!! Although I could use the contact info for the babysitter! Hehhehheh.

  • ZephyrCat
    March 22, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    Have we not yet realized facebook is a failed experiment? Giving mouthbreathers the ability to express themselves on such a public scale is bad, wrong, not good. I miss the days when I didn’t have to know what stupid, ignorant sheep-fuckers thought. Or what passes for brain activity. Anyway, if you have kids learn that your lives are put on hold. You CANNOT trust other people no matter what you may think!! And Bumpus for a last name??? Seriously, that’s like a gift from God to who wrote this. If you’re last name is Bumpus you must be a dipshit or you would have changed that name long ago.

    • Talisman
      March 22, 2017 at 12:58 pm

      Our hillbilly neighbors, the Bumpuses, had at least 785 smelly hound dogs, and they ignored every human being on earth, except my old man.
      -Ralphie

      • KimberlyS
        KJDS
        March 22, 2017 at 3:30 pm

        Honestly – I call my neighbors the Bumpuses because they are total hillbillies & actually have a couple of very loud, smelly, uncontrolled hound dogs.

        Not. Even. Joking.

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