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The 2017 Turtleboy Naughty List #30-21

The 2017 Turtleboy Naughty List #30-21

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Merry Christmas Turtle Riders!! For a special Christmas treat we’re counting down the 100 naughtiest Turtleboy famous slugpumps, fupasloths, and cheesehogs from 2017. Here’s #30-21


30. Sleeping Mashpee babysitter

Dad comes home to find babysitter passed the fuck out on couch. Waits 30 minutes. Stages kidnapping. Waits 2 more hours. Babysitter finally contacts parents.



29. Norwood Spunktrumpet

What do you do when you’re a pregnant junkbox two months away from shotting a fuck trophy out of your baby cannon? Threaten a bunch of black women with racial slurs and vow to track them down and fight them of course.



28. 2$moke and the 860 Money Crew

One day you and your Danielson homies are making videos, killing the rap games, and conducting drug transactions with a butcher’s knife. The next minute you’re assaulting cops and getting arrested to up your street cred.



27. Dianne and the Boston PURR Cafe

We have no cats Kathleen.



26. Steven Assanti, the 700 pound Fall River cheesehog

Just a complete and utter piece of shit in every sense of the word.



25. Kevin Ribeiro

Easily the most notorious scam artist contractor we have ever profiled.



24. Ginger Cheesehog Anna Storelli

When you’re a ginger cheesehog who goes viral for freaking out on two people for being mildly affectionate in public, it’s a great story to blog about. But when it turns out that you’re an amateur porn artist who thinks she’s married to Justin Bieber, and claims to have been raped by every guy she’s ever come in contact with, you are a page view queen.



23. Logan Huysman

If you’re gonna shit on the police for harassing you, you better hope there isn’t body cam video of you being the naughtiest white girl who has ever lived.


22. Dedham Webcam Hooker Mom Sarah Burke

Please note – if you have children, and you’re a Webcam hooker who pleases strange men from around the world by dancing around naked at home, make sure not to put your children’s pictures on the Facebook page that you communicate with your clients on.

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21. Tony Deyoung

A grown ass man who abandoned his children to pursue a rap career, lives in his aunt’s basement, and trolled his way onto Dr. Phil after threatening to fight anyone who criticized his “music.” Ratchet gold.



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