Fall River 700lbs King Cheesehog, Featured On TLC’s My 600lbs Life, Was Once Kicked Out Of Hospital For Ordering A Pizza – Has Videos Of Him Abusing Nurses the “N” Word And Laughing At Tax Payers For Having To Work To Feed Him And Buy Him Stuff While He Gets Famous

Fall River 700lb King Cheesehog From TLC’s My 600lbs Life Kicked Out Of Hospital For Ordering Pizza, Has Vids Abusing Nurses With “N” Word, Laughing At Tax Payers For Free Healthcare

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I don’t know how many of you guys watch reality TV, but this dude from Fall River, who resembles a real-life Jabba the Hutt, ended up on TLC’s My 600 lbs life a couple nights ago. Part two airs sometime next week.

Note: I’m going to be throwing a lot of YouTube vids at you guys, and normally I can tell a story without you having to watch them, but they are pretty important this time. 

I have never really watched anything on that shit channel, but we got tipped off there was a local on there, so I suffered through it for all of you. It’s too easy to make fat jokes at this dude. The reality is that he’s the biggest fucking asshole I’ve ever seen. Ever.

Steven Assanti is 33 and has managed to get himself to 734 lbs. That’s thin for him. At one point he was almost 800lbs.  Winner, winner, hide your chicken dinner.

You may remember him as the guy who was tossed out of the Rhode Island Hospital. He was in for emergency weight loss and lost a whole whopping 20lbs in three months. Probably because he eventually got kicked out for ordering himself a pizza.

He didn’t like being told no so he threatened to sue for discrimination. I kid you not. His father, John Assanti, refused to let the loaf come home, so he was living in his dad’s SUV under a bridge in Cranston.

The guy who put together this next video sums it all up nicely:

It’s one thing to eat yourself to death. It’s another thing when you’re making YouTube videos calling the tax payers idiots for working. He called us “stupid mother fuckers” because we are paying for his food, housing, medical bills, phone, urinal, camera and computer. You guys have to see this.

(I actually found a link that wasn’t to his page because I will not contribute to him earning a check for his disgusting behavior.)

He’s a state-funded freak show.

If that’s not bad enough, he’s so big that he can’t even wipe his own ass or get up to take a piss. So, once again, he checked himself in to a hospital, this time New Bedford Rehab, for weight loss. This is what happened:

I guess the African American nurse wasn’t moving fast enough for him (can you imagine the work it takes to get this laardvark to present his ass for cleaning?) so he started rage-screaming and calling her the N word repeatedly. He shot the video himself because he thought he was somehow in the right and threatened to call the police as he called the nurses “cunts.”

We are paying for his tantrums. We are paying for him to abuse hardworking nurses. We are paying for him to be an opiate addict.

Oh, didn’t I mention that? He just checked himself in to another rehab facility for drug abuse! Awesome! Can you imagine the amount of drugs it takes to get this slob high?

Of course he blames everyone else for his “addiction.” He blames his parents because they were boozers and were mean to him. Seems to me they weren’t mean enough to him. None of that seems to matter while he is reveling in the freak-show fame on his Facebook page. This wheezing loaf of fat stink actually has fans.

He makes everyone who crosses his path wish they could find a big enough pillow to suffocate him with. Even Dr. Phil called him a “con artist.”
While I don’t condone child abuse, it seems to me his parents should have beaten the bag out of him as a kid. Maybe then we wouldn’t be paying for him to be the world’s largest dukey rope.

Sure, the fat jokes are easy when someone had to rent a hauler to drive him to Texas for yet another weight loss clinic we are paying for. They are easy because his father, John, had to stop every 100 miles to throw him a couple Big Macs. Why? Because he was flipping out in the back of the truck over being hungry.

So, instead of just making jokes about him being the grossest human alive, both physically and morally, I made a petition to have him investigated for healthcare fraud. I urge you all to sign it. I’m going to send it in to both Rhode Island and Massachusetts officials, as I’m not sure which one holds his healthcare. I’m also going to send it in to the IRS. It’s time tons of fun learns to live by his own means.

He isn’t trying to better himself – he is exploiting the free insurance to gain internet fame and narcotics. For someone who is as lazy as he is – do you think he’s reporting the earnings from his TV appearances (Dr. Phil, TLC) or the royalties of his YouTube tubby troll channel as income? Probably not.

I’ve got a pal who does cooking videos and she can rake in almost $1k a month alone from YouTube. I bet you Jabba the Douche is getting way more than she is by filming himself degrading the people who allow him to continue his Dorito bag-licking lifestyle. Think he’s paying taxes on those royalties? Is that money reported when he reapplies for his free insurance? Nah. Let’s start an investigation and make him get off his lazy, spoiled, and freeloading ass.

I believe that everyone has a right to healthcare. I do not believe that everyone has a right to make other people pay for it so that you can get Internet famous. Time to start hoofing your own bill.

You want to be so huge that you can’t walk to the fridge? Fine. But we here at Turtleboy Sports are going to make sure we aren’t paying for it anymore. Time to support yourself, you horrendous waste of oxygen.

Click Here To Sign The Petition To Have Steven Assanti Investigated For Fraud

I can’t wait for this King Cheesehog to nosh his last pizza.



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52 Comment(s)
  • Munch
    April 15, 2018 at 8:47 pm

    Definitely taking this pile of shit in Howie’s next Death Pool. I think I have a pretty good chance! Oh and seriously, what kind of drugs does this asshole do? I don’t think a literal 5 gallon bucket of heroin could get the job done. I hope he fucking dies soon.

  • Mike
    April 9, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    Jesus probably would have changed his mind about being crucified if he knew society was going to shit out this worthless piece of shit a couple thousand years later.

  • Ellen
    April 7, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    I never thought I’d fucking say this but whoever wrote this I fucking love you. Yes yes yes I’ll sign that petition. I have empathy for a lot of people but can’t stand the sight of him, and his voice causes my eye to start twitching. I also got a bit emotional on how he treated the nursing staff. He is a piece of shit inside and out. A waste of space, a loser, a liar, a fraud, a egomaniacal sociopath. Fuck him. Everyone lets him do this shit because he’s fat and apparently that means being fat means you don’t know any better. When I stopped on the show for a second I realized that’s that fat weird fuck on youtube. Holy shit this should be interesting. Then decided to look into things further and found that dumb Dr Phil show online. Dr Phil needs to stop make Ng winners out of complete fucking losers like that stupid cash me outside kid. Remember she’s still 13. I hate the way Steve starts getting on the phone, pinky up like he’s important. Never met ND thsf in a short time I’ve seen him missuse 911 at least ten times. Once they say it’s not ok to dial 911 without an emergency, two times you’re probably either going to jail or a cops coming…..More than that? Definite jail. This guy? Nothing happens. IDC if he is too fat, pick up that motherfucker with a forklift if you have to but arrest him. I need to get to this petition of yours and share it like wildfire. I’m sorry for you guys having to foot the bill for his fat ass.

  • You are ridiculous
    April 7, 2017 at 5:17 pm

    We are not supporters. We are people that get pleasure in your misery! We get entertainment by watching you sit in a bed pan full of feces, because this is what you deserve. You are miserable:). And that’s what we are tuning in for. To make sure you continue to endure what you put out to others! Even if we make you money you are too miserable to EVER enjoy it! You need Jesus! Best of luck with your addictions.

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  • Shannon
    April 1, 2017 at 10:55 pm

    Wasn’t he on Dr. Phil with a different name? Or does he have a twin in stature as well as attitude?

  • The Executioner
    April 1, 2017 at 2:48 pm

    Think of the soap Tyler Durden would be able to make out of this lardass once he finally bites it…enough to keep a commercial business afloat.

  • April 1, 2017 at 1:53 pm

    Just say no to this guy!!!!!!
    This man is already at the end of a self imposed death sentence.
    He is morbidly obese, is addicted to prescription drugs, a con artist, but also mentally damaged.
    He will die in his van/ coffin.
    Pathetic waste of life!!

  • jl
    April 1, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    And the state wonders why 40% of the state budget goes to mass health

  • James boy
    April 1, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    One fat guy doesn’t really make a difference compared to all the illegals from Mexico coming in that we have to pay for, so fuck it.

  • Steve
    April 1, 2017 at 11:41 am

    100 bucks to anyone with the nerve to titty fuck him and cum on his chins.

    • Leigha's Dog
      April 15, 2018 at 8:39 pm

      I’ll do it. Woof!

  • azifell99
    April 1, 2017 at 10:27 am

    I just sent him 5 boxes of chocolates. Took sugar free label off of them. Hope he enjoys.

  • Mark
    April 1, 2017 at 9:40 am

    You clearly don’t understand how payments from YouTube and television appearances work, then… He would have most definitely been 1099d, which unless he has a ‘business’ or manager who received the payments, they would be attached to his social, and IRS would already know.

    What, did your dumbass think YouTube paid in cash?

  • April 1, 2017 at 8:44 am

    Too bad you used one of MrMekoteurs videos, bc youre wack & the tmz/national enquirer of the southcoast area, and hes got more intelligence in the drip of his load than you do in your failed gym teacher ass bobble head ass body

    • Mike
      April 9, 2017 at 8:53 pm

      I hope you get brutally raped and tortured for months

  • Kate
    April 1, 2017 at 8:12 am

    You sorry excuse of a human being ! You let yourself get that way, then you treat people like crap who try to help you. No sympathy from me.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    April 1, 2017 at 7:36 am

    Wtf I didn’t even see the part about drugs. WHY IS ANYONE GIvING him anything in excess. So instead of having excruciating back pain I should sit in bed eat my family and furniture , then I can have the meds I need. WT actual FUCK!!! This pisses me off more than the skank bag fuck ups selling food stamps. I bet he would eat those skanks and shit them out.

  • Strata
    April 1, 2017 at 7:25 am

    This guy can’t even move, so how does he get drugs? Enablers. Cut this rude arrogant bastard off.

  • Souse Bro
    April 1, 2017 at 5:52 am

    1st of all, does he really have a “camel toe”, and 2nd of all, I’ll never be able to look at Japanese porno broad’s tits again in the same way…

  • ray
    April 1, 2017 at 3:51 am

    As you are right but by posting this you are making him even more famous ..

  • Shilo
    March 31, 2017 at 11:33 pm

    I’m disgusted

  • Mike
    March 31, 2017 at 10:47 pm

    What’s his address so we can send a few more pizzas and fatten him up some more…..he needs a sixth ass!

    • Turd Burglestein
      April 1, 2017 at 12:39 pm

      From the looks of it, he’s well past that and approaching his sixtyth.

  • itsjustme
    March 31, 2017 at 9:17 pm

    He has to weigh more than 700 pounds, one of his legs looks like it weighs that.

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 31, 2017 at 8:56 pm

    I thought that was this guy when I saw the story.

    • Turd Burglestein
      March 31, 2017 at 8:58 pm

      And this one too…he wins biggest ratchet by dint of weight alone.

      • Turd Burglestein
        March 31, 2017 at 9:33 pm

        Truth is all 3 of them are my estranged sons. They’re triplets. They killed their mother in childbirth. I’ve never forgiven them. Especially since in spite of their girth they’re still more attractive than me.

        • Marie Guilmette's Weasened Whiskerbiscuit
          April 1, 2017 at 6:13 am

          I’d suck his dick.

          • Sandy Clam Muncher
            June 20, 2017 at 12:07 am

            Cheese lover

      • The Executioner
        April 1, 2017 at 2:50 pm


  • Sandra
    March 31, 2017 at 8:40 pm

    I am an overweight woman but I work my fat ass off. It people like this who give the hard working fat people a bad name.

    • me
      April 1, 2017 at 3:56 am

      my daughter thanks me most often for showing her what good food is…nothing out of a box. no fast food. no sodas or sugary drinks cereals were oatmeal and cream of wheat. rarely having deserts. lots and lots of olive oil. real butter. veggies of every color, shape, size.

      and a bicycle to pedal her butt wherever she wanted or had to go. taught her about exercise by EXAMPLE. i ain’t a spring chicken anymore and i am totin’ an extra 20. i feel like a lardass loser.

      i ain’t sure that we can hate this guy anymore than he really hates himself. but he is so “got tamned” ugly inside and out makes it hard to remember my Christian faith. it really would be a mercy if his heart just gave out. he needs a preacher, some rosary beads and some layin’ on of the hands…just something. he needs an exorcism.

    • Diane Woods emerson
      April 1, 2017 at 7:47 am

      so what, being heavy , fat , thick whatever is normal we have people all shapes and sizes. But this thing is disgusting, rude and simply useless. If there were still sideshows he would be a hit. Children would pay to throw food at it. But deliberate assholeness supercedes any empathetic treatment for him. Fuck that , bring him 3 squares a day and a shit load of water and I promise his attitude and weight will change. I would stand out of reach and eat ice cream and giggle all day while he had a tantrum at me. Someone pay me to do that. I promise I could piss him off enough he would get up just to kill me.

      • Marie
        April 6, 2017 at 8:17 pm

        Best reply ever! What a POS he is. And not because he’s heavy, it’s his piss poor attitude about it.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    March 31, 2017 at 8:32 pm

    Where does that douche fuck live. I am going to go and fucking protest the fact that my hard earned money , of which the irs loves to take from me, to pay some stupid pca to feed that fuck. Bring a
    Few gallons of water and that’s it Let his fucking fat start eating itself. He gets hungry, itchy and stinky enuf he will figure a way to get out of bed. And if not I don’t ducking care if he does in a cesspool of his own body rot. It is absurd that anyone brings him six pizzas. It it totally the fault of the enablers. And they say oh he will have a fit. To fucking bad , when my toddler had a fit I shut the door and vacuumed. He can scream n bitch til his heart explodes I couldn’t fucking care less rang over. But I am pissed. I am gonna tell the IRS to go after him for the fucking money I owe. He can pay it I don’t think I should have to pay for that mother fucker. Put him on ratchet island that’s all they get to eat. Fuckers.

  • Optimist Dan
    March 31, 2017 at 8:27 pm

    That’s one gross bastard.

    At least his heart will explode soon

  • JoeMomma
    March 31, 2017 at 8:22 pm

    Just keep giving him pizza’s till he pops…problem solved.

  • Diane Woods emerson
    March 31, 2017 at 7:59 pm

    I have never understood why people continue to feed these people. And wash that shit, u couldn’t pay me enough to get the shit that grows in those crevices. Ewwww fucking ewwww

    • Steven
      April 1, 2017 at 12:26 pm

      I hear you

  • Greenpeace
    March 31, 2017 at 7:56 pm

    Imagine how much he costs the taxpayers yearly. No incentive, just sucking the system dry.

  • Ryan D
    March 31, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    I worked in the building this fat fuck lived in they used to send 3 ambulance to get him out of the building at leastonce a week

    • Steven
      April 1, 2017 at 12:10 pm

      Fuck him and his problems. That fat fuck. I like to knock and give. My pizza

      • Steven
        April 1, 2017 at 12:24 pm

        You fat mother Fucher! I’LL LIKE to see you in person? So I can give you a piece of what your FAT FUCK…IS
        taking from us people that helps your fat ducking ass..

  • jwfjkw
    March 31, 2017 at 7:48 pm

    Lol, “laardvark”, that’s great!

  • Bushman
    March 31, 2017 at 7:43 pm



  • The Shrink
    March 31, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    I think he’s challenging his enablers to stop what they are doing to keep him this way. Everyone from his parents and healthcare system to the very taxpayers that are supporting it.

  • Mike Doocaca
    March 31, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    Wonder how many candles for poor people we could make if we rendered him down?

  • bird
    March 31, 2017 at 7:19 pm

    Saw the show. He is a disgusting piece of shit that needs to die.

  • WouldntULike2Know
    March 31, 2017 at 7:13 pm

    Ppl who allow themselves to get that way, shouldn’t be allowed to live. They arent living anyway and they make themselves an inconvenience to everyone around them, because they’re fucking miserable and want everyone else to be miserable too. This is disgusting, insulting and just a total waste of space. This fucker is the actual sin Gluttony.

  • Wabbitt
    March 31, 2017 at 6:56 pm

    Sweet mother of shit – there’s mold growing on him. He’s literally becoming a mossy boulder. Except a boulder is probably less sedentary.

    • Juliebug81
      March 31, 2017 at 10:19 pm

      Nah, he caught a bad case of crotch rot & it’s spreading…..

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