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Moron Judge Ponders “Dangerousness” Of Greg Lewis After He Raped And Kidnapped Half Of America

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So while we were out laying our new turtle eggs across the country we missed one of the most insane stories I’ve ever heard. This fat bastard from SouthbridgeGregory Lewis, raped a 13 year old girl. And for whatever reason when you rape a 13 year old girl in Massachusetts you don’t have to go to jail right away. Instead he had to wear an ankle bracelet, presumably so it would slow him down during his next rape.

Of course this backfired on September 15th when he took it off and threw it in front of the girl’s house to intimidate her. Then this genius came BACK to Southbridge ten days later (September 25), beat the shit out of his stepdad, handcuffed him in the basement, beat him with a metal rod, and stole his gun and 200 rounds of ammo. In Southbridge this is what is commonly referred to as “Tuesday.”

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Now up until this point the story was crazy enough. How did this animal not get sent to jail for raping a 13 year old? How did no one find his fat ass for 10 days after he took his ankle bracelet off? This isn’t Jason Bourne we’re dealing with here. It’s a big fat white guy from Southbridge.

Then somehow he managed to come back to his house. Note to self – when trying to find a fat bastard fugitive, always keep an eye on his home. He might go there for a snack, or to beat the shit out of his stepdad and steal his gun. One or the other.

When I first heard about this story back in September I was convinced they’d find him in two days, tops. But nope, not this guy. Somehow this guy right here…


is John fucking Dillinger. Jesus H. Christ, this is what the Hamburglar would end up looking like if he started eating all those Big Macs he stole and then turned his crimes of passion into aggravated rape and kidnapping. He seems nice.

Not only did he not get caught for over a month, this slug rake just kept on robbing and raping. Check out all the places this dumb ass robbed and raped people:

Courtesy of Boston Globe

Courtesy of Boston Globe

This guy has saw more of America in a month than I could afford to see in my lifetime. I can’t afford to go on vacations like this, but this lardo got to pretty much the whole country and make money off it while not giving a fuck the entire time. I’m not even mad – that’s amazing. Like, every law enforcement agency in the country is looking for this guy, and he’s driving around in the SAME FUCKING CAR, not altering his appearance, and robbing and raping like he WANTED to be caught. Do you understand how hard that is? You know how he got to these places? The God damn HIGHWAY!! You know who’s on the highway? Cops. I can’t drive 75 without getting another speeding ticket. Apparently Gregory Lewis doesn’t mind raping 13 year olds but he does draw the line at speeding.

Finally they caught this oversized warthog after he drove into the Hudson River, while on his way BACK to Southbridge to kill the 13 year old girl he raped. I think we can all agree that this guy doesn’t qualify as a human being. There’s no hope for rehabilitation. He is a savage. And obviously he needs to be locked away for eternity so that escorts everywhere can sleep well at night.

But apparently my line of thinking is NOT common knowledge with Judge Janet Kenton-Walker. The headline in today’s article in the Telegram is entitled, “Worcester Judge ponders Lewis’ dangerousness.” No, this is not a headline from The Onion. An actual real live judge is pondering whether or not this fat disgusting slob who rapes 13 year olds, throws his ankle bracelet on their front lawn, beats the shit out of his stepdad, steals his gun, goes on a cross country raping tour, and then drove his car into the Hudson River while on the way to kill the 13 year old victim, is “dangerous.”

Courtesy of Lindsay Corcoran,

Courtesy of Lindsay Corcoran,

You see that face? That is the face of a dangerous, dangerous person who is hungry for some more rapes.

What planet am I on? Isn’t this guy like, the definition of what dangerous is? And if your job title is called “Judge” shouldn’t judgement be your strong point? I mean, how is this even debatable? They wanna give this guy bail??? Ummm, did they miss what happened last time he wasn’t locked up after a rape? Do they think we should put this guy in timeout or something? This guy CUT OFF his ankle bracelet and threw it on the victim’s lawn. Then he raped and kidnapped half of America. But yea, let’s “ponder” his dangerousness Judge Kenton-Walker.

Kenton-Walker is like the poster child for everything that is wrong with our country’s judicial system. Remember back in 2011 when the undocumented immigrant from Ecuador, Nicholas Dutan Guaman, ran over and killed an American citizen in Milford while he was wasted? Yea she was the judge on that case. 

Back then she said that this upstanding individual had a “unique cultural and linguistic background,” and couldn’t stand trial without a taxpayer funded interpreter who could speak an obscure South American dialect, which was weird because he had lived in America since 2002. Apparently 10 years isn’t enough time to learn English. Sure, newborn children learn the language a couple years after emerging from the womb, but they don’t have a “unique cultural and linguistic background” to overcome. 

We should’ve seen this one coming with Kenton-Walker though. I mean, all the warning signs were there:


Yup, a Deval Patrick appointee. I don’t care what side of the aisle you fall on politically, that’s never a good sign for public safety.

Hell, a couple years back the Worcester boys in blue released this statement after they had enough of her shenanigans:

“Investigators working these cases are very concerned that violent offenders are being granted low bail by Judge Kenton-Walker and released back into the community where they remain a threat to public safety. At this time, the Worcester Police feels obligated to inform the public when violent offenders are released back on the streets and pose a threat to the quality of life in our community.”

Hey, you can’t say things like that about violent offenders!! They’re just misunderstood. It’s the police who are trying to protect us from these unappreciated future Rhodes Scholars that are the REAL problem. Sounds like a good reason to have another protest rally with 25 people behind City Hall. #Ferguson

Anyway, if this guy gets bail then we’re all fucked. Someone reading this will be kidnapped and possibly raped within five minutes of his house arrest/timeout. That’s not an opinion, it’s a scientific fact. Keep him locked up and throwaway the key.


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5 Comment(s)
  • Bill
    October 17, 2016 at 11:47 am

    Any update on this? Is he still in the court system? Haven’t seen anything on this in 2 years…

  • the truth
    November 12, 2014 at 11:20 pm

    You guys are idiots. Greg is not a bad guy. And he’s not a rapist. It was statutory not actual rape. Get your story straight before you put people on blast.

  • Frogshit
    November 11, 2014 at 4:41 pm

    Give him an ankle GPS. He’s a “good kid” trying to turn his life around!

  • Mandy
    November 11, 2014 at 10:45 am

    This man is so dangerous that my poor mother had to be escorted to (said bus company) by a u.s. Marshall and followed on her bus route. She was followed because his children were on her route, was even asked if she wanted to learn how to use a Kevlar vest. Very fortunate this man was finally caught! My mom can continue her route in peace and without worry of this man harming anyone else.

  • adarc
    November 10, 2014 at 11:32 pm

    If Ms Kenton Walker wants to give him bail, she should have to keep him in her house. We don’t need him back in Southbridge.

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