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Murdering Chad Reidy’s Side Piece Laura Reilly Had No Idea She Was Going To Jail When She Plead Guilty To Lying To Police About Jo Ringer’s Disappearance

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Two years ago we began doing some blogs on a missing woman from Clarksburg named Jo Ringer. Catch up and read about it here. In summary:

  • Jo Ringer went to her first day of work at a new job in Easthampton and never returned home
  • Her car was found abandoned in Northampton and the seat was adjusted for someone of a different height
  • We pointed out how shady her husband Chad Reidy was acting by going on TV and shedding crocodile tears and posting shady things on Facebook while not really helping in the search
  • Chad Reidy committed suicide (we got blamed for that too and were asked to pay for the funeral) because he’s a murderer
  • State Police revealed that he was the lone suspect and had previous been to jail for 10 years
  • Jo Ringer’s body was discovered a year later in Hatfield
  • It was revealed in court that a woman named Laura Reilly, who happened to be Chad Reidy’s ex-girlfriend and who was still in love with him, was with him on the day he killed her as well as the next day in Chicopee
  • Laura Reilly lied to the police twice; once when she said she didn’t drive him back to Clarksburg on the day of the murder, and again when she said she wasn’t with him on the day after the murder
  • Chad Reidy called Laura Reilly in Northampton on the day of the murder, using a stranger’s borrowed cell phone
  • Chad Reidy hung out with Laura Reilly all day in Chicopee the next day, despite the fact that he had not reported his wife missing
  • During that time the police were led in the wrong direction by her which prevented them from getting a confession and possible arrest of Chad Reidy
  • Laura Reilly was still in love with Chad Reidy and had a motive for wanting her to disappear
  • According to her own defense attorney “Reilly’s love for Reidy bordered on reverence and she would do the things he asked almost reflexively with unthinking devotion.”

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I find it impossible to believe that she was not made aware by Chad Reidy the day after the murder that he killed Jo Ringer. Why else would he know to call her the day of the murder? Why else would he be in Chicopee with her the next day? Jo Ringer even confronted Reidy when she caught him texting her.

Well, Laura Reilly could’ve provided this family with closure now that Chad Reidy is dead by admitting to her part in this. Maybe she didn’t have anything to do with the planning of the murder, but the fact of the matter is that we know for a fact that she lied to the cops, we know she had the motive, and we know that there’s a 99.99% chance she knew where Jo Ringer was buried for almost a year after she disappeared.

But instead Laura elected to drag the family through court. Initially she planned on taking it to trial, but then abruptly announced that she would be pleading guilty. To almost everyone following this case it meant one thing – she knew she wouldn’t get going to jail. Why else would she plead guilty for a crime that carries a maximum sentence of 2-4 years? I would’ve bet my mortgage on probation.

Luckily Berkshire County has one of the only judges in this state with any balls though:

A gasp was audible in court Friday when the judge announced that Reilly would be sentenced two to four years in prison. After changing her plea multiple times since being charged, Reilly officially pleaded guilty to two counts of misleading a police officer with the intent to impede, obstruct, delay, harm, or interfere with a criminal investigation in connection with the Ringer murder investigation. The state said that the misinformation provided by Reilly led state police assigned to the Berkshire County District Attorney’s office down the wrong path as they embarked on the largest investigation they’ve ever conducted.

“If Laura Reilly told the truth about driving Reidy home on the day he reported Ringer missing and spending time with him the day after, police could have questioned Reidy about the killing prior to him committing suicide,” said Berkshire County District Attorney Andrea Harrington in a statement.

The judge addressed Reilly before sentencing her, reminding her that the United States Constitution offers the fifth amendment.

“We give great freedoms to individuals we allow individuals the right not to talk to the police so you have to voluntarily agree to talk to the police with the consequence being when you talk to the police you have to tell the truth,” said Judge John Agostini.

Agostini told the courtroom that as a member of the public, he looked for the news every day to see what happened to Ringer and that constant worry for all was just not right.

“The public was really the victim in this case….It was not just police that were misled. It was all of us,” Agostini added.

“This is not a situation where probation is appropriate,” Bell said, calling Adams’ request, “ludicrous.” “This defendant needs to be punished for her actions.”

She had NO IDEA that she would be going to jail on Friday. None. If she did she wouldn’t have plead guilty. The look of surprise when she realized that she’d be up Scissoring Creek for the next 2-4 years was priceless.

A lot of people are complaining that it’s not enough time, but the judge gave her the maximum under state law. That’s all you can ask for. You can tell that he was disgusted with her and didn’t think she was the least bit sorry for what she did. The family of Jo Ringer never got justice with Chad Reidy because the coward took his own life and couldn’t even leave a note behind to say where she was buried or how he killed her. So this will have to do, but at least after 2 years someone is finally in jail for what they did to Jo Ringer.

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38 Comment(s)
  • Euthanize this Hag
    March 27, 2019 at 12:04 am

    I’d say I hope it gets molested badly in Framingham, but this hog is far more likely to be doing the abusing. I don’t think a dyke that hasn’t seen a woman in decades would touch that nasty pig. Hats off to TB as well if they helped convince the scumbag husband to do the right thing at the end. A public service to be sure.

    On another note the Court Officer is really cute. The pics with both the Officer and the hag are kind of like a cute ying and hideous yang.

  • Daily punishment
    March 26, 2019 at 7:26 am

    He killed himself because he knew that Joe had connections with the Hells angels and he knew that it was a matter of time before they came for him. I just wish they got him first. He should have been tortured.. but he got off easy. I hope she gets a broom stick shoved up her ass daily that is until someone finally kills it. Poor Joe. May she Rest In Peace

  • InsertScreenNameHere
    Living in Hope
    March 25, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    Here’s hoping that Judge Agostini is using this to build a “tough on crime” reputation and is willing to run for DA against Harrington- who wants to eliminate bail!

  • Bravo
    March 25, 2019 at 5:40 pm

    If TBS was the driving force in causing this pos to off himself then job well done. You deserve an award.

  • Well, No Shit
    March 25, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    So, THAT’S what Jeff Keith from Tesla has been up to?

    How the once mighty have fallen!

    • Y
      March 25, 2019 at 3:47 pm

      Hahaha, good eye:

  • TJB
    March 25, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    Her face reminds me of that horse on ren & stimpy. ‘No sir; I don’t like it.”

  • Siskel
    March 25, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    She is getting what she deserves, She actually deserves much more, but at least it is something. Who knows? she might get shived…

  • WeRFucked
    March 25, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    The Bailiff! Holy Hotness Batman! She’s darn cute!

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      March 25, 2019 at 1:20 pm

      Yes, in a uniform, too.

    • fag sniffer
      March 25, 2019 at 3:07 pm

      yeah, if your into flat chested dykes. you faggot

      • WeRFucked
        March 25, 2019 at 3:28 pm

        I’m not talking about your mother’s girlfriend, Fag Sniffer.

        I’m talking about the hot court girl cuffing Laura, who, if she met you at some point in time, probably is a dike. You have that effect on women. If so, I’ll bet her girlfriend is as pretty as she is. Dike or not, there is no doubt in my mind she can kick your ass. Or, how about she shoves her night stick up your ass? Sounds like fun to you I imagine.

        If you really like to sniff homosexual men, I’m pretty sure there are a number of Turtle Riders that might interest you. I for one don’t discriminate. You can sniff all the homosexual men you want, and you’ll be welcomed with open arms, so long as you are a decent, law-abiding citizen, sniffing men who want to be sniffed.

  • Wilbur
    March 25, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    Why the long face baby?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      March 25, 2019 at 1:22 pm

      Neeeyyyy… Whinneeeee…

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    March 25, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    I am shocked that a Massachusetts judge actually did their job

    • Mass justice
      March 25, 2019 at 4:19 pm

      How much time will she actually serve?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    March 25, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    Down the winding, wooded path.
    Through the stand of stately pines.
    Across the meadow and down the craggy knoll.
    Scissoring Creek lies before you.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    March 25, 2019 at 11:46 am

    Where is this “Scissoring Creek”? It sounds like a magical place.

    • Duke Reversalist, puncher of the mudring and redirector of turd flow
      March 26, 2019 at 6:27 am

      “Scissoring Creek” would be located in the quaint village of Framingham, where they house the wenches that run afoul of the Shire Reeve or some other constabulary of the region.

  • JJ
    March 25, 2019 at 11:42 am

    She’s up the creek without a paddle LMAO! Not like me I once sailed with Jack Sparrow LMAO! Word to the wise lady use a sextant LMAO! She’s going down like the Titanic LMAO! She could swab the decks of my sailboat with that mop of hair LMAO!

    • Arch Stanton
      Uncle Joe
      March 25, 2019 at 12:57 pm

      Just what in the magical fuck is with all the LMAO’s? Every sentence and every post. Your otherwise decent posts look like shit with them all. You sound like you’re 12.

      • WeRFucked
        March 25, 2019 at 1:13 pm


  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 25, 2019 at 11:31 am


    • Randy's Asshole
      March 25, 2019 at 12:53 pm

      What is your bitch assed problem this time?

  • eugene
    March 25, 2019 at 11:29 am

    The Bailiff putting on the cuffs is hot,schwing.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    March 25, 2019 at 11:21 am

    Good riddance to the lying, dog-faced quahog. A little bit of justice.

  • Because they are pigs?
    March 25, 2019 at 10:41 am

    Of course she knew. I just have one question, why is it when most men cheat on their wife or girlfriend do they always go for a less attractive woman? I mean Joe was a beautiful woman. This other thing looks like man trangendering to a female. Not that there is anything wrong with that. ( I guess lol) but why do they have to get a nasty chick, is it because they do more nasty self degrading stuff sexually? I’m generally asking.

    • Arch Stanton
      Uncle "Shotgun" Joe
      March 25, 2019 at 1:00 pm

      “is it because they do more nasty self degrading stuff sexually? ”

      Yes. These pigs, like Randall and Frannie “Take it in the” Sidebottom, like anal.

    • Veggie Cowgirl
      March 25, 2019 at 2:38 pm

      I often wonder that myself.
      Not only was his wife beautiful but she was hot too. She was oozing with sex appeal. I mean no disrespect at all by that.
      She seemed really interesting and fun too.
      I think she was way too good for him. I’m sure he knew that. Cheating maybe made him feel less inferior.
      I get the feeling she had a strong masculine side. Not like butchie but, like physically strong, mechanically inclined, etc. Her interests were probably not as superficial as a lot of very attractive women such as herself (no offense ladies.) She was just an all around “bad bitch.”
      I think he wasn’t man enough for her and I think he felt that and it enraged him. He cheated and became abusive to try and assert his masculinity and feel like less of a tool.
      Horse-faced Fire Marshall Billinia over here made him feel great about himself!
      I’m sure she’s been able to help many men in that way.
      Tragic loss here. I’m sorry to the Ringer family and friends.

      • Y
        March 25, 2019 at 3:42 pm

        • Teigh Brown
          May 2, 2019 at 1:47 am

          You are so close to being correct it’s as if you actually knew Jo. Yes, she was a bad ass chick. Her biker name was Chainz. She had the respect of many different clubs throughout New England. We, her close circle, continuously attempted to intervene. We were aware of the abuse, but Jo wouls always fight back. She wouldn’t take his shit like Laura did. Alas, as tough of a woman she was, Chad still somehow killed Jo. Her remains were so desicated the M.E couldn’t determine a cause of death. But that cum dumpster Laura knew where Jo was buried. And she made us suffer for two fucking years. I now for a FACT that the LIFERS in Framingham were waiting for her. And now that she’s there, she’s in PC, the infimary, or some LIFERS bitch. And even though she was sentenced 2-4 years, time can be extended for rule infractions. Such as illegal sexual conduct. The very thing she will be forced to engage in daily.
          She WILL suffer in prison. All the pain Jo suffered at the hands of Chad Reid will now be felt by Laura Rielly.

          Karma’s a bitch.

    • Ron "The Weasel" Jeremy
      March 26, 2019 at 3:55 am

      I’ve Always Been One To Upgrade Every Two weeks. The hotter the woman the hotter it is when you make her do all those nasty things. Every woman wants to unleash her inner porn star. Every woman secretly wants to be with me. They just don’t realize it yet!

      • Really?
        March 26, 2019 at 7:20 am

        The hotter the woman? So you find Mr.Ed more attractive. Cheating on Joe with that pig was not a upgrade. Joe was gorgeous. I’ve stepped in dog shit that looks better then his side piece.

  • Wilbur
    March 25, 2019 at 10:36 am

    Strap a bag of oats on that horse face.

  • Dweezil
    March 25, 2019 at 10:33 am

    Let her eat tuna for 2-4 years the dyke will enjoy the cream sauce. In the immortal words of Frank Zappa, “Add water it makes it own sauce”. Now off to prison with you.

  • Conan the Grammarian
    March 25, 2019 at 10:29 am

    Wow. He had Charlie Manson eyes. And she’s got a man-face. And Jonathan can’t tell the difference between “do” and “due.” And, WMTG, the past tense of “plead” is both “pleaded” and “pled.” (Like the past tense of “lead” is “led.”)

    Good to see justice, legally meager as it is, prevail.

    • Fuckyogramnah
      March 25, 2019 at 3:02 pm

      Lol. Jack ass!

  • Captain Trips
    Mr. Ed
    March 25, 2019 at 10:17 am

    Heavy on the horse-faced females lately

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