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Natick Dumpsterslug We Exposed Selling Food Stamps For Drug Money Calls Out Rival Junkbox Marlboro Gingermuffin Who Just Had Sick Preemies For Begging For Free Shit On Yardsale Pages

Natick Dumpsterslug We Exposed Selling Food Stamps For Drug Money Calls Out Rival Junkbox Marlboro Gingermuffin Who Just Had Sick Preemies For Begging For Free Shit On Yardsale Pages

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In February we wrote this blog about a Natick Dumpsterslug named Katherine Lanagan, AKA Katherine Angela Jeffs, who was selling her WIC baby formula, gift cards she got from returning things she stole to stores, and food stamps on Facebook in order to feed her “disease”:

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Well, she’s back. Except this time she’s the one casting judgement on another ratchet.

It began when a woman named Joyce Getz posted this to the Medway MA Yardsale & Trading Facebook page:

Yup, it’s that time of the year again, when the run on sentence brigade starts guilting strangers on the Internet into giving them free shit. She just had twins and doesn’t wanna work, and “he just got a job.” Just another day for this Marlborough Gingermuffin.

Begging for shit on the Internet is what she’s most famous for after all:

She even asked for a TV, but couldn’t get it herself so she required that a stranger drop the free TV off at her house:


Apparently Internet panhandling does work sometimes though, because she says she got a free turkey out of it:

One thing she won’t be doing is pawning her engagement ring or earrings though:

She has one older daughter and just had twin preemies because they were having problems and were “very sick”:

Which is sad. Except the reason the babies were sick was because she’s a junkbox, and her older kid was taken away from her because of that. And despite the fact that she’s deemed unfit to live with her older child, she’s still allowed to bring home preemies that she clearly does not have the resources to care for on her own. That makes sense. Notice in her August 7th post how she says that her four year old is going to start “getting visits” at her house:

And here they are together:


We analyze and expose ratchets like this for a living. And as a result we can spot a DCF visitor’s room from a mile way. And this is obviously a DCF visitor’s room.

Ironically one of the people to call out the Marlborough Gingermuffin on her bullshit was the Natick Dumpsterslug herself:

Nothing inspires the popcorn memes quite like ratchet on ratchet Facebook quarrels. The Natick Dumpsterslug is definitely in a position to judge. After all, when she was selling her kid’s food stamps it was for her bronchitis medication:


And she’s gonna get her kids back, one DCF visiting room trip at a time.

So she’s now reached the point in her sobriety where she can cast judgement on other pajama clad warriors. Joyce went on the defensive initially, claiming she was out of food stamps, and pointing out that the Natick Dumpsterslug should probably be the last person to cast stones:

And after that the Natick Dumpsterslug claimed that the Marlborough Gingermuffin was still using and had tried to sell her food stamps recently:

But unfortunately the Natick Dumpsterslug forgot that she had recently messaged the Marlborough Gingermuffin, offering to sell her $100 worth of stamps for $50:

We can’t make this stuff up people. It occurs naturally.

Our state is so fucked up and politicians don’t seem to care about it because they’re too busy voting to give themselves pay raises, and legislating what kind of mascots high schools can have. A junkbox mother who lost her older child to drug use while pregnant, gets to keep twin preemies who were born sick because of Mom’s drug use. She’s all out of food stamps and doesn’t wanna work because….why work when you can just get free shit from the taxpayers? Meanwhile the Natick Dumpsterslug might get her kids back because she went a couple months without relapsing, but yet she’s still receiving food stamps and selling them to other junkboxes who she now thinks she’s better than.

Pretty sure we haven’t seen the last of any of these lovely creatures.

24 Comment(s)
  • ThatGirlFromDorchester
    November 13, 2017 at 11:01 pm

    If you can’t manage to not shoot heroin while you’re pregnant ESPECIALLY after already losing your child/children then get on birth control, you nasty pigs. How do you Two moms of the year get off trying to have another child. Abortions are covered by mass health just so you disgusting pieces of dirty vomit filled trash cans know for next time you decide to let your CLEARLY blind, junk box, dirtbag fucktwat buddies dump a load in your smelly, disease infested, junkie vaginas. “Women” (using that word loosely) like you make me legitimately sick to my stomach. You can’t even stop shooting heroin for your living children nevermind for a child that you have living INSIDE of you. We can Literally can smell the detox sweats and week off from showering through your Facebook pictures.

    • Graveyard
      November 14, 2017 at 8:01 am

      They know that abortions are covered. They have both had many. Lots of ghosts up in their. But they gotta keep a few to keep their benifits. Babies are money makers to broads like this.

    • itsjustme
      November 14, 2017 at 8:09 am

      Screw birth control, they need to be sterilized ASAP.

  • They call me Ponch
    November 13, 2017 at 7:54 pm

    Not everyone can rock the stretched-out, gravy stained, white ” wife beater” like this winner.
    Hose him down and we got a wet T-shirt contest champion.

  • Stunt Penis
    November 13, 2017 at 1:58 pm

    The next time you think you feel an earthquake its probably these fupasauruses waddling into the kitchen to get some cheetos.

    The mental image of them naked makes me want to projectile vomit.

    I have to believe the only way they got pregnant was by spitting man-chum into a jar and self-impregnating with a turkey baster.

    • Deez nuts
      November 13, 2017 at 2:14 pm

      So that’s the comeback? Pointing out spelling errors and using colorful adjectives to depict your negative feelings toward addicts because you feel they are all the same? Lmao talking about people not wanting to get jobs? If your posting at 2pm in the day? Gutter trash losers of a different variety, also without jobs, smoking crack posting shit on broken smartphones also in pajamas most likely. I’m an admin at my job and I’m multitasking, I’m allowed to do this shit lmao. This shit doesn’t phase anyone because their quality of life is better than yours and talking shit won’t get you anywhere other than sucking your own ass in poverty. Good day sirs and Madam’s. XD

      • Johnny5
        November 13, 2017 at 3:04 pm

        if your friends had jobs and weren’t junkies they wouldn’t be on TB. Pretty simple really.

        If you don’t do heroin and don’t sell food stamps there is a 99.9% chance you’ll be able to go through like without being on TB. But I guess that is just too hard?

        • Johnny5
          November 13, 2017 at 3:23 pm


      • citypoint
        November 13, 2017 at 3:32 pm

        Any company that has you as an admin is on its way to bankruptcy. My guess is you’re on the couch Facebooking it up and these people are fellow ratchets.
        Form a clear cogent sentence,proofread it, then post it.
        Either that or double the Adderall dose. You sound babbling and incoherent.
        PS drop the “lmao”. It’s such a low form of expression and you use it quite often.

      • Fair to say
        November 13, 2017 at 4:04 pm

        Your an admin at your job? And allowed to do this? So that must mean your either a telemarketer or some other type of phone scam shit. I would think anyone who was in a administrative position would know how to write correctly. And would have more class then to call them self Deez nuts, but then again your trying to say one junkie is better then the other. That’s like deciding which shit you took this week was bigger fkn fruit cake

        • Chris
          November 13, 2017 at 6:35 pm

          Corner! Go!

        • Paul Casale
          November 13, 2017 at 7:56 pm

          Fair to say it’s “you’re” & “than”. But “then again” is correct.

          • Sarah
            November 15, 2017 at 3:33 am

            Get a life

    November 13, 2017 at 1:49 pm

    Can someone explain to me what “BREAKS AND BREAK LINES” are? I am assuming she means brakes. How is it to cold to fix brakes and brake lines today? You mean “I’m way to lazy and this heroin kick is awesome! So there is no way I am going to be uncomfortable in the cold for a few minutes to fix the necessary transportation my children and family need.” The real problem with this (besides our failed educational system) is the fact that she is to entitled to fix her car in bad weather. But that is just exactly what hard working people do…

    • Paul Casale
      November 13, 2017 at 7:46 pm

      It looks like our “failed educational system” didn’t teach you the difference between “too & to”.

    • itsjustme
      November 14, 2017 at 1:04 am

      She thinks it’s too cold now just wait it is negative Temps and she has to walk everywhere.

  • November 13, 2017 at 1:47 pm

    Hey listen guys Joyce has no legitimate reason to be on here because she is in fact 8 months clean doing extremely well, ive heard shit about that other girl here and there but I feel like without 2 people in this post it wouldn’t have been interesting for this site to post so she was dragged into it, don’t believe everything you read on this bullshit, and read all those posts carefully, Joyce requested legitimate shit and didn’t beg anyone for it, people offered and DCF told her to set up go fund me pages because alot of people do in fact have surplus they don’t need. Slandering people like this is no better than Jerry Springer fuck outta here, this shit is getting reported to the police unless it goes down as it has no valid basis.

    • TortugaNino
      November 13, 2017 at 2:03 pm

      Contact attorney Richard N. Vulva Esq., this is a slam dunk case of defloration of caricature.

    • Customer Service ticket number 86a
      November 13, 2017 at 2:56 pm

      Dear Deez nuts,
      Please fill out the correct form “Request for Removal” found on this website and we will remove your post in two business days.

      Thank You
      Sanjay Gupta
      Customer Service

    • Fair to say
      November 13, 2017 at 3:55 pm

      They are both beyond disgusting needle poking pigs. They try so hard to photo shop their pics to look pretty but sometimes ugly just can’t be helped. That picture of Katie and her man in the store with the laxatives behind them is so so nasty. They look dirty. And she looks like she is going bald all around her hair line. And of course EVERYONE knows that dog filter is the official uglie girls favorite filter, lmfao. How you can actually try and act like one of these heroin junkies is any better then the other is sad. And what’s even sadder is your more then likely one too. After all eagles don’t fly with turkeys right 😉

      • Chris
        November 13, 2017 at 6:30 pm

        Swing and a miss. Something in your tone makes me think you’re probably one of the turkeys. Get back in your corner.

  • itsjustme
    November 13, 2017 at 1:32 pm

    I really hope DCF sees this. Two of their best clients fighting over who is better. Sounds like Kat is a little bitter Joyce didn’t want to buy her food stamps. Then tries and turns it around saying Joyce asked her. Something you would only read from two ratchets. I guarantee there will be a part two on this.
    She works at Kohls making “good money”? Apparently her definition of good money and mine are totally different.
    It annoys me I work and pay taxes for people like this.

  • Mark D
    November 13, 2017 at 12:48 pm

    oyyy veyyy

    • Loretta Lynch
      November 13, 2017 at 1:16 pm

      He looks like the TB famous Apple Daddy

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