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Neckbeard Mafia Live Streams Themselves Assaulting, Throwing Liquor Bottles At Enfield Police Responding To Suicide Call, Chud Store Owner Blames Police On TV


On June 12 Fox 61 News did a smear job on the Enfield, CT Police, insinuating that their aggressive policing tactics were responsible for the destruction of a small liquor store after responding to a call for a man who was threatening to harm himself.

This is Good Times package store owner Lou Blow.

He blamed the police for his store being trashed and says they escalated the whole thing, leading to a lot of fuck the po-lease talk on community Facebook groups.

“brutally being dragged into the back of a cop car, screaming for his mother.”

“I’m holding back tears, my business is destroyed for no good reason.”

Poor little pubestashio.

Except he forgot to point out that, a) the cops were attacked first, b) the cops were being provoked on a Facebook live stream, c) the guys who were all arrested are his friends, and d) a cop was severely injured when one of these chia pet fuck dingos threw an unopened bottle of liquor. Here’s what really happened.


It started when this chode Jeremy Layne said he was gonna kill himself and failed to go through with it.

Cops showed up to potentially save his life despite the fact that he wears flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats, and thus has a 0.0% chance of ever being a contributing member of society. Shockingly he has many Google trophies, including a 2016 arrest for beating the shit out of a guy and robbing him for $250 with his crack buddy.

But instead of letting the cops do their job, suicide boy’s friends decided to interfere, including Michael Shanley

Adam Brunetti

And Mark Keys.

The only one of the four unable to grow neckbeard (Shanley) live streamed the whole thing. Here’s how they were treating the cops who were trying to save the life of their suicidal friend, who I would love to set up for a date with my good friend Michelle Carter.

“You guys are pieces of shit. Eat a dick faggot. Eat a dick you little bitch. Fucking faggot. You fucking faggot. Eat a dick you little bitch. Fuck you too faggot, get the fuck out of here. You niggas did everything illegal as fuck.”

Hardest dudes in Enfield CT right there. He once took a day trip to Hartford so he gets to say the n word now. That’s how it works, right?

You may be wondering while you were watching that why all four of the perps were behind the register if they were just customers. The answer is that they’re the owner Lou Blow’s good friends. Here they are in their natural wigger environment.

Flat brimmed Bulls hats, chin straps, jorts, and counting all the money they made selling shitty weed to high school kids. That is what living the good life looks like in Enfield.

Maybe the news should speak to the police next time instead of taking the word of a professional asshole who happens to own a ghetto liquor store where oxycodone is coincidentally stashed and cops are not welcome. Then again, that’s not the narrative the MSM is trying to push with law enforcement these days.


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77 Comment(s)
  • JuJu
    June 18, 2020 at 11:14 am

    Neckheard haha

    • TrueFacts
      June 22, 2020 at 3:51 pm

      FOX 61 News,
      Who gives a Fuck what this little ragtime news source reports. It’s a second rate news station that can only recruit bottom of the barrel self proclaimed story tellers or as they call themselves, reporters. FOX News, what a JOKE!!!! Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha.

  • Steve
    June 17, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    It’s a package store not a packaging store.

  • John semi-Brown
    June 17, 2020 at 10:47 am

    Wigger Lives Matter!!!

    Seriously, save lives and burn this place to the ground.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    June 17, 2020 at 10:06 am

    If father Paul Shanley had a son…

  • Nicole
    June 17, 2020 at 6:53 am

    I went to school with 3 of these guys. They’ve always been losers. I guess they haven’t changed much. ‍♀

  • The truth hurts
    June 16, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    A group of 5th graders could
    Kick these wiggas asses. Bunch of bitches. This is where your hard earned working money is going. To support assholes like this. They all should have been spit out onto the cheap motel carpet

  • randiguy2006
    June 16, 2020 at 3:30 pm

    Thank you for getting back to white crime.

  • Incel Maskarade
    June 16, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    Unc and his Incel homies are the clean cut version of these losers. Btw, who goes to the “Woo” anyways. Seems like WarWhack of MA. What’s with the mask ads everywhere?

  • Kurtis Blow
    June 16, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    Breaks on a stage, breaks on a screen
    Breaks to make your wallet lean
    Breaks run cold and breaks run hot
    Some folks got ’em and some have not
    But these are the breaks
    Break it up, break it up, break it up!
    Break down!

  • Captain Trips
    Tony Montana
    June 16, 2020 at 12:53 pm

    The hell with the reporter. Give me some of that meth faced Mary at the 0:30 mark in the video.

    Now, THAT I LIKE!

  • The chinstraps seem quite obsessed with gay oral sex
    June 16, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Did the “news” inquire about their repeared anti homosexual comments, or does standing up for the marginalized LGBTWXYZ community take a backseat to anti-police propaganda?

    • Paul Casale
      He Sucks Dick
      June 16, 2020 at 1:31 pm

      He loves sucking dick. Why do you think that’s all he talks about? You know what they say about people who accuse others of being what they actually are.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 16, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    Newsflash for Jeremy – the Suffield/Enfield bridge over the CT river is at most 1/3 of a mile away from there. The water is shallow and it’s all rock on the bottom. Few survive the jump. I suggest a head first dive off of it. Don’t threaten to do it, just do it!

    Enfield Facts:

    There is one bad area in Enfield. This packy is in the complete center of it. Not surprised the owner is a scumbag. Probably sells OC’s out of there too. Just look at the slobs staggering around out there in the video.

    There are practically only two black people in Enfield. The other one is presently in the can for murder and this one just got busted for interfering with the police. Keep up the good work black community; you are doing a great job of raising your kids!

  • Frank
    June 16, 2020 at 11:46 am

    Anyone who loves this country should boycott all news, there is nothing honest about their reporting , literally every word out of their mouth is carefully chosen to spin an agenda shame on them

  • Bob
    June 16, 2020 at 11:03 am

    They are assholes. But nothing in the ratchet’s video disproves anything that was in the Fox 61 report. It doesn’t show if the cop grabbed the guy by the back of the neck and then piledrive him. It shows a bunch of ratchets being assholes, and then loud commotion that eventually stops the camera. I’d wait to see what the store cameras have to say, as these ratchets are going to lie to make themselves look better, but so are the police. If you think that what’s in the police report is 100% factual, you are a fool too.

    • Uncle Turtleboy
      June 16, 2020 at 12:07 pm

      A cop would NEVER lie! Free Chauvin!! Free Slager!

    • Bob's a Dufus
      June 16, 2020 at 3:15 pm

      Ok Inspector Clouseau, let us know when you’re done with your investigation and you can clear the whole thing up. You. Dumb. Fuck.

  • capone181
    Barney Frank
    June 16, 2020 at 10:48 am

    I want to see if this guy Blow lives up to his name.

    • You’re pathetic
      June 16, 2020 at 10:55 am

      The cop that you want to set up with your friend Michelle Carter, sleeps with just about every young, Fresh outta highschool, undeveloped female, he can find. So if she doesn’t meet those standers you’re prolly better off getting her a human and not a pig for a husband.

  • D.B. Cooper
    June 16, 2020 at 10:29 am

    Wiggers gonna wigger.
    Absolute white trash scumbags.

    • Youre pathetic
      June 16, 2020 at 10:56 am

      The cop that you want to set up with your friend Michelle Carter, sleeps with just about every young, Fresh outta highschool, undeveloped female, he can find. So if she doesn’t meet those standers you’re prolly better off getting her a human and not a pig for a husband.

      • Ilhan Omars Brother/ExHusband
        June 16, 2020 at 12:08 pm

        The definition of pathetic is a white liberal cunt like yourself calling the police a pig. Hey douchebag ,get back to the Gloryhole. Those dicks ain’t gonna suck themself

        • Ahkbar Sickbar
          June 16, 2020 at 1:18 pm

          Hey Iihan,
          What side of the isle did your fsther stand on when you married your brother?

      • So close...
        June 16, 2020 at 1:19 pm

        “You’re,” you dumb fuck.

        • You Stupid FUCK
          June 16, 2020 at 8:13 pm

          Hey shitstain it is you who is the dumbfuck.
          Your is a possesive pronoun.
          The sentence referenced illhams dad. Whats amazing is you liked your own quote 4 times

          • So close...
            June 17, 2020 at 10:12 am

            You forgot the apostrophe in your “name” in the header, you absolute pheasant. Give your balls a mighty tug, you useless bag of spare parts. You must be emperor of all the tards.

        • So Close Is So So Stupid
          June 16, 2020 at 8:16 pm

          There is nothing more ignorant than correcting the right answer with a wrong one .

          • So close...
            June 17, 2020 at 10:15 am

            In what universe is “youre” ever correct, Copernicus?

          • SO Close Is So Stupid
            June 17, 2020 at 2:06 pm

            Only in your world DUMBFUCK

  • Orion
    June 16, 2020 at 10:22 am

    Why do ghetto shitheads still use the lie “screaming (or crying) for their mother”? Nobody should actually believe that shit. What kind of hardo thug goes out to fuck shit up, and then cries for their mother when they’re faced with the consequences?

    • Truth
      June 16, 2020 at 10:29 am

      Its theater. Much like people showing up to court with a neck brace when they’re uninjured.

      • Mike Brady
        June 16, 2020 at 1:40 pm

        Mr. Duggan tried to pull that bullshit on me in court, but I fixed his little red wagon with my briefcase trick. Take that, Mr. Duggan, you stinker.

    • Paul Casale
      Rallying Cry
      June 16, 2020 at 1:34 pm

      It’s is the new”I Can’t Breathe”.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    June 16, 2020 at 10:18 am

    The guy who owns the package store, his last name is BLOW?

    How appropriate. LOL

    • capone181
      Lee Ho
      June 16, 2020 at 10:38 am

      Did Mr. Blow give the police a blow by blow description of what took place?

      Asking for Dick Hurts from Holden.

  • Eddie
    June 16, 2020 at 10:13 am

    These faggets should just make a suicide pact and cuddle until its over.

  • Jake ryan
    June 16, 2020 at 10:13 am

    So I assume the one yelling stop stop stop all my booze was the owner?

  • JC
    June 16, 2020 at 10:09 am

    All u wanna be thug trash got what u deserved. I hope more charges are coming. Low lives! All one big set up. FAIL!

  • Ashlee
    June 16, 2020 at 9:46 am

    Damn nothing like young white trash. Lol it’s sad that I pretty much know all of them cause they’re around my age. But typical seeming as they’re just wanna be thugs. Question? Does it seem like they set these cops up or what? And the owner, those are your “boys” look what they turned your store into!!! Trash trash trash. And don’t you dare blame the cops cause it if got hit with a bottle for just doing my job, I’d certainly plow those piece of shits into the ground too.

  • Martha Luther King
    June 16, 2020 at 9:33 am

    I have a dream, that one day all races will rid themselves of the lowest common denominator.

  • Done with this shit
    June 16, 2020 at 9:16 am

    The best was that loser with the camera and the big mouth. Like the police were ignoring him and he wanted to be part of the story. they called the cops cause they wanted to hand off their suicidal friend to someone else. Next time, bet you won’t have any problem getting assistance. Haha

  • Lurker
    June 16, 2020 at 8:57 am

    Turtle Boy look into Kayleigh Rae, keys gf’s Facebook page.

  • Norm
    June 16, 2020 at 8:55 am

    Wow, no doubt about, Michael Shanley loves black cock. Did you hear him screaming for it? That’s what I heard. I heard Michael Shanley say he wants to be throat and ass fucked by black men…again. Imitation is the highest form of faggery.

  • North of the Border
    June 16, 2020 at 8:54 am

    I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.

    It’s the only way to be sure.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 16, 2020 at 8:35 am

    If anyone wants to rob a liquor store, I doubt the cops will be responding to anything at that crack den.

    The north American wangster is one of the most vile species on the planet. Right up there with spics and muslims

  • ames1049
    June 16, 2020 at 8:32 am

    “their suicidal friend, who I would love to set up for a date with my good friend Michelle Carter.”

    You might as well just stop writing now, no way in hell you are ever going to top that one.

    PS — You owe me a keyboard, was mid coffee sip when I read it.

    • Dead Horse
      June 16, 2020 at 8:40 am

      He uses that joke in every other blog.

      • Lol
        June 16, 2020 at 12:05 pm

        He uses like 4 jokes and none has ever been witty. The only thing more consistent than lame joke-like comments in a TB blog is him taking every police press release uncritically.

  • I blame this on the fruaditors
    June 16, 2020 at 8:28 am

    This is the fault of the frauditors, big time.

    I could never stand watching what the frauditors get away with, AFA, etc. running their fresh mouth to the police. I refuse to watch their videos, I won’t give them any views.

    These little assholes are watching those videos and they are seeing what they can get away with. Damn YouTube, part of the problem.

  • See my black friends
    June 16, 2020 at 8:22 am

    Us white people have our shit bags too. Let’s work together and have the police exterminate all the pieces of shit this world has to offer. No matter what skin color

    June 16, 2020 at 8:16 am

    In my teens, which was not that long ago, if you spoke like that too the police, you would get a smack in the back of the head with a blackjack. Soft enough so as to not do any real damage but hard enough that you would question speaking to anyone in that manner ever again. I’m not going to apologize for saying this, you cops are getting soft!
    By my calculations you’re all damnd if you do and damnd if you dont and will be vilified either way, so, it’s time for you all to stop being so fucking soft with these creatures!
    If you’re afraid of your elected officials not sticking up for you. then it’s high past time you drag them out of office in cuffs. You and them have taken an oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States. They are obviously not holding up their end of the bargen!

  • Fuck these clown shoes
    June 16, 2020 at 8:07 am

    The special needs looking kid with the $4 haircut filming this calling the cops faggots nonstop makes you wonder if he doesn’t have a bit of a uniform fetish. I commend the restraint of the cops. I would have given his sorry ass some pepper spray and some free dental reconstruction. The picture of them flashing like $60 is laughable. I mean you’re wearing an oversized hanes Tshirt that comes in a pack of 4 for like $7 and his TJ Maxx Nike shorts. Clearly a high roller. He must have been at the liquor store to buy 2 one dollar scratch tickets.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      June 16, 2020 at 12:31 pm

      Tell me about it. They’re all so rich that they all live in the shittiest part of the town.

    • Paul Casale
      Fuck Him Up
      June 16, 2020 at 1:38 pm

      I hope the cops stake out his house & beat the shit out of him when no one is looking.

    • Gunnery Sgt
      June 16, 2020 at 10:02 pm

      I laughed out loud when I read this. Thanks. I feel the same way. If I was the
      Cop I Would have skulled fucked him with my night stick when the first faggot
      Came out of his mouth

  • Public Service Announcement
    June 16, 2020 at 8:03 am

    Attention Junkies! You dope sick? Diego won’t front you the goods for your syringe? Need quick cash for your next visit to Diego? Pay a visit to “Good Times” for your next hold-up! Cops won’t be likely to show up, they’ve learned their lesson there….. Grab a Henny while you’re there!

    • Stephanie l
      June 16, 2020 at 8:34 am

      I usually love turtle boy but this ones just wrong! They didn’t do anything to the cops first! There’s a lot of shit that happened that the cops didn’t put in that post but I’m sure you haven’t been reading any of the comments of shit shared only what you want to read to make your “story” come on turtle boy your usually better then this

  • WTF
    June 16, 2020 at 7:59 am

    Albino monkeys chimping out. Put them down. Permanently.

    • Monkey
      June 16, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      “Albino Monkeys”, love it, props on that one.

  • Pro Police State
    June 16, 2020 at 7:33 am

    Police and other government agents need to be allowed to kill citizens as they see fit. If that means we need to make the gov’t bigger than so be it.

    • . Crank
      June 16, 2020 at 8:49 am

      Wrong. A police state is the opposite of what’s needed. And if you think bigger govt is needed too then you’re an even bigger moron than these fuckheads. What’s needed is for law enforcement to have slow response times to certain locations or situations so that armed, civilized citizens can stop the out of control animals themselves. Nighttime eliminations of societal vermin every night until the streets are safe

      • Pro Police State
        June 16, 2020 at 10:30 am

        So you’re one of these “Defund Police” liberals huh?

        • Crank
          June 16, 2020 at 2:16 pm

          No moron. The opposite actually but if you can’t see the eventual problem with a police state then like I said, you’re a fuckhead too. What happens when an administration decides to take away all your rights by force with your police state? You’re so fucking stupid you can’t see what could go wrong with your utopia. Fucking dumb dumb you are

  • Jack
    June 16, 2020 at 7:32 am

    Got the low life look!

  • Michael Collings
    June 16, 2020 at 6:45 am

    New world order
    and the RULE OF LAW

    These fags will be in body bags in 5 years

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    June 16, 2020 at 6:44 am

    At least 3 of them will be dead in the next two years. You can see it coming. Gotta say, standing on the valve cover is a new one on me, very original.

  • Ratchet Rex
    June 16, 2020 at 6:35 am

    So Becky was being Becky after all.

  • Oscar
    June 16, 2020 at 6:32 am

    Low life scumbags. He is a closet fag though since he liked talking about dick.

  • whatevuh
    June 16, 2020 at 6:13 am

    Enfield’s toughest wigga’s right there. If that’s the best they got, I’m not impressed.

  • Judge dread
    June 16, 2020 at 1:12 am

    I wonder how many businesses that were torched or completely looted were the result of an owner trying to collect insurance money? Kinda like how landlords would torch their own empty buildings in the Bronx in the late 70’s.

    Like leaving a door open to let looters come in, or just burning it to the ground themselves. Say a corner store, without real estate included, could sell for $350k. But it’s insured for $500k, kinda makes it a no brainer to torch and walk with the 500k and avoid the time it takes to sell the business for less than the insured value. I bet there was rampant insurance fraud in metro areas like LA, Chicago, Minneapolis, NYC, etc.

    • Fat dumb and drunk in endfield
      June 16, 2020 at 8:24 am

      I was thinking the exact same thing here too. If it was outright planned fraud his crying lies make it more likely his biz will boom as mental defectives will patronize his store in “support” of him.
      As if people with these problems need to add booze on top of whatever issues they have.

  • Young adults section
    June 16, 2020 at 12:10 am

    Looks like only one is eligible for BLM extortion benefits. The white guys remind me of the wannabe rap group from Warwick, RI. Now appearing in a small town package store alley near you.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    June 15, 2020 at 11:51 pm

    Reporter; would.

    • foleyworld
      Casino Scum
      June 16, 2020 at 7:01 am

      Me too Old Tom Morris. Me too.

    • Would you?
      June 16, 2020 at 9:34 am

      Fuck off too please? That would be nice.

    • Captain Trips
      Dave Chapelle
      June 16, 2020 at 12:28 pm

      Yes Old Tom, she’s got a firm grip on the mic. Tells me she’s not afraid to hold on tight for the ride!

      Not too into the darks but might give this one the go around.

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