His face totally screams ‘dindunuffin’

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Let’s start with the fax, and nothing but the fax, according to Greenfield PD:

So basically, this neckbearded, mouth-breathing slopalopagus

moved out of his apartment in Greenfield about a week ago – I know, it’s surprising that he even made it out of his mother’s basement, but I digress… He left his pooch, a bully breed mix, behind with no food or water and it seems he didn’t tell anyone diddly squat about it.

It wasn’t until an old neighbor heard the dog howling for his life and an entire week had gone by that anyone knew he was there. The property manager was called to open the apartment, and upon discovering the pup completely emaciated and surrounded by his own waste, the fuzz was called in.

The details are scant at this point, like… was Tubbo running out on the rent? Why’d he just take off and leave the dog there to die? What was the rush?

He’s kinda scrubbed himself off the Interwebs at this point

but it appears, in even more shocking news, that this chode has not only escaped his family’s cellar and given up grooming in general, he’s actually found someone willing to let him hose them down with his baby batter bazooka. Yikes.

So now… if he’s married, where the hell was the wife when the dog was withering away in their former hovel? Is she a willing participant in all this?

We need answers, damn it. There is nothing about this that could ever be justified, and he’s just a trash human being, but I still wanna know why he did it. I do, however, hope they throw the book at this mook and the only job he’ll be able to get for the rest of his pathetic existence is shoveling elephant shit somewhere.

If anyone out there has more info, specifically on how the doggo is doing, please hit the TB Facebook inbox or stuff it in my (in)box at NorthShoreTurtleBabe@gmail.com