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New Bedford Moby Trick Bootleg Lesbo Selling Food Stamps On Facebook For Half Face Value Despite Recent Arrests For Selling Crack And Prostitution

New Bedford Moby Trick Bootleg Lesbo Selling Food Stamps On Facebook For Half Face Value Despite Recent Arrests For Selling Crack And Prostitution

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It’s only Wednesday, but it’s never too early to celebrate Food Stamp Friday. Here’s today’s winner out of the grundlepit known as New Bedford:

Half priced food stamps. Not bad. Market rate is usually about 60-70% of face value, so obviously these will be going quickly.

Obviously we Googled this Moby Trick and shockingly the first thing that came up was a list of her finest moments in New Bedford:

Oh look, she’s a crack dealer AND a hooker. Buy one get one Tuesday’s must be a busy day for her. Good thing we keep throwing food stamps at this squalor porpoise though. More taxpayer money well spent. The arrest for selling crack cocaine happened just four months ago too. Yet she’s still getting free government assistance, despite being a lowlife who pays no taxes on the profits she makes off of peddling drugs during an opiate epidemic.

And in the least surprising turn of events ever, we found out that we blogged about this chick two years ago when she was busted in a prostitution sting. Thar she blows on the far right:


Bunch of New Bedford 9’s if I’ve ever seen them. If the second one from the left looks familiar that’s because SSTG blogged about her when she got herself caught up in a hoodrat helicopter hodown in late August. Only a matter of time until Grandma Hooker and Sadface Sally make their grand reappearance on Turtleboy as well.

Anyway, the fact that the government is giving food stamps to an able bodied woman in her 20’s with no kids and a history of prostitution as well as drug use and dealing, is a joke. How does that happen? Apparently they will just give food stamps to pretty much anyone who applies for them. Guess you gotta do what you gotta do when no one wants to buy your New Bedford poetry.

But if you’re selling your food stamps on Facebook that means you don’t need them. Not that we couldn’t figure that out on her own just by looking at her Facebook page. If you can afford an iPhone, you shouldn’t be allowed to collect ANY government assistance:

iPhones are for the taxpayers.

Notice the shirt she’s wearing?

Yup, she’s a fan of THAT team. And even though she probably couldn’t name a player on one of the worst franchises in the NBA, she nonetheless rocks “the hat” in many different varieties, often while smoking blunts (which of course she can afford despite being so poor that she can collect food stamps):


She seems to have no shortage of cash:

Or food

So not only is the food stamp biz paying off, so is the drug dealing and prostitution.

She’s a big fan of chains

Piercings and tattoos

Blunts to the dome

And New Bedford stoop shots

Then again it’s easy to afford weed when you live in New Bedford, because everyone knows the New Bedford Easter Bunny be leaving that dank nug in your basket:

But here’s a plot twist – she’s a gator in the lady’s pond:

And she just can’t stop going back to that same ex…..

Guess she got tired of the D

But wait – wasn’t she busted for prostitution? What kind of bootleg lesbian has sex with strange men for money? Is there not a black market for consenting adults looking to pay for scissoring companionship?

Anyway, safe to say she’ll actually enjoy this blog because she’s actually a big fan of the “haters”:

Once again, the phone number you can report this stuff at is 1-800-Fraud-99. According to the guy we spoke to they do investigate this stuff.

Make sure to tell them the turtle sent you!

18 Comment(s)
  • Twice
    November 16, 2017 at 6:29 am

    Hey Kim … Please bomb us. Athe least your whores are pretty, and have standards. Here they’re just dumb, dark, drugged and ugly.

  • chrissy
    November 16, 2017 at 2:28 am

    great fraud report call at end of article !

  • juror seven esq.
    November 15, 2017 at 5:55 pm

    The one in the middle mug shot line-up is only on the street to get enough money for the new false teeth. So reassuring to get a hummer from a gummer knowing she won’t bit your cock off!!

    • juror seven esq.
      November 15, 2017 at 5:57 pm

      bite, my mistake.

  • IHateMyLife
    November 15, 2017 at 4:59 pm

    Not just anyone can get foodstamps that easily. I keep getting denied because I can’t seem to ever get my rent receipt/utility bill to them in time. I guess a week is too long. Then, I have to reapply, even though I don’t have a car. I’m sorry snail mail takes too long for you guys at the DTA, but when you got no car, no job- though actively looking- no babysitters, little free time, and suffer from several emotional and mental problems, it’s hard to get shit done on a time limit. If I were black or Hispanic though, I probably wouldn’t need anything to show my address or how much money I put into my apartment…but I’m white so, I don’t get priority and I get a bunch of hoops to jump through.

    • DTA
      November 15, 2017 at 5:52 pm

      You can go online and do all your paper work through the online DTA website. You take pictures of your bills and upload them to the page. Once you apply you get a paper that tells you what you need to bring for bills and then it also explains how to use the online website to get your requested information to them.

    • Anchor Baby
      November 15, 2017 at 5:54 pm

      Ja!Ja!Ja!Ja!Ja! Is free for Me!
      And my famblie!

    • Lazy
      November 16, 2017 at 5:58 am

      Anyone can get food stamps that meet the qualifications which is not hard to do. If you have no job, you would qualify. If you have children you would qualify. If your a single mother with no job and children you absolutely qualify. It don’t matter what color you are that was just being rude. The reason you don’t have them is your too lazy to get the paper work back to them. They give you much longer then a week also. Turtle boy has shown just how many people have food stamps that don’t have kids. Single able bodied young men and woman. If your really telling the truth in your comment then I stand by what I said earlier, it’s because your lazy and don’t do your part.

    • Lisa
      November 16, 2017 at 12:50 pm

      You admitted that you have no job yet claim you have little free time. It’s actually not difficult to get shit done within a time limit, especially if you’re trying to get free food. Just a thought, but if you were someone who got shit done in a timely manner like a fucking grown up with children does, you wouldn’t need food stamps in the first damn place.

      • Duh
        November 16, 2017 at 1:26 pm

        Oh and if you had to reapply then why wouldn’t you bring the documents that you KNOW they need to approve you for food stamps. Since it’s too hard for you to get things done in a timely manner. Sorry it just doesn’t make sense.

        • Your name here
          November 16, 2017 at 4:28 pm

          It called DTA connect. You can apply for benifits online from start to finish. If approved, You will need to go to a Mass DTA office to get your card and picture taken. They make it so easy to get welfare that people don’t even need to get off the couch. Probably another reason it’s so easily abused.

  • Lou P
    November 15, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    Selling crack, and prostitution ….. might that be the same thing?

  • John
    November 15, 2017 at 3:55 pm

    Transitioning to something ? The missing link.

  • Monkey ballz
    November 15, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    Fuck yeah she’s a hottie. Legit!

  • whatevuh
    November 15, 2017 at 3:43 pm

    The hoodrat gettho is alive and well!

  • Frauddy Mercury
    November 15, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    So the person answering the fraud hotline can’t go on Facebook at the time of the call to end the investigation before it begins? Makes total sense.. Ya, I’ll hand this over to the fraud investigators and hopefully Jizlyn doesn’t take the posts down in the mean time. No wonder this state is so fucked up.

  • DJ Trump
    November 15, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    I call bullshit on the prostitution charge your honor,
    Look at her.
    Clearly there is no onepaying to fuck or get sucked by my client.
    Motion to dismiss.

    • DJ Trump
      November 15, 2017 at 3:42 pm

      Besides, my client doesn’t even like dick

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