New Bedford Moby Trick Bootleg Lesbo Selling Food Stamps On Facebook For Half Face Value Despite Recent Arrests For Selling Crack And Prostitution
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It’s only Wednesday, but it’s never too early to celebrate Food Stamp Friday. Here’s today’s winner out of the grundlepit known as New Bedford:
Half priced food stamps. Not bad. Market rate is usually about 60-70% of face value, so obviously these will be going quickly.
Obviously we Googled this Moby Trick and shockingly the first thing that came up was a list of her finest moments in New Bedford:
Oh look, she’s a crack dealer AND a hooker. Buy one get one Tuesday’s must be a busy day for her. Good thing we keep throwing food stamps at this squalor porpoise though. More taxpayer money well spent. The arrest for selling crack cocaine happened just four months ago too. Yet she’s still getting free government assistance, despite being a lowlife who pays no taxes on the profits she makes off of peddling drugs during an opiate epidemic.
And in the least surprising turn of events ever, we found out that we blogged about this chick two years ago when she was busted in a prostitution sting. Thar she blows on the far right:
Bunch of New Bedford 9’s if I’ve ever seen them. If the second one from the left looks familiar that’s because SSTG blogged about her when she got herself caught up in a hoodrat helicopter hodown in late August. Only a matter of time until Grandma Hooker and Sadface Sally make their grand reappearance on Turtleboy as well.
Anyway, the fact that the government is giving food stamps to an able bodied woman in her 20’s with no kids and a history of prostitution as well as drug use and dealing, is a joke. How does that happen? Apparently they will just give food stamps to pretty much anyone who applies for them. Guess you gotta do what you gotta do when no one wants to buy your New Bedford poetry.
But if you’re selling your food stamps on Facebook that means you don’t need them. Not that we couldn’t figure that out on her own just by looking at her Facebook page. If you can afford an iPhone, you shouldn’t be allowed to collect ANY government assistance:
iPhones are for the taxpayers.
Notice the shirt she’s wearing?
Yup, she’s a fan of THAT team. And even though she probably couldn’t name a player on one of the worst franchises in the NBA, she nonetheless rocks “the hat” in many different varieties, often while smoking blunts (which of course she can afford despite being so poor that she can collect food stamps):
She seems to have no shortage of cash:
So not only is the food stamp biz paying off, so is the drug dealing and prostitution.
She’s a big fan of chains
Piercings and tattoos
Blunts to the dome
And New Bedford stoop shots
Then again it’s easy to afford weed when you live in New Bedford, because everyone knows the New Bedford Easter Bunny be leaving that dank nug in your basket:
But here’s a plot twist – she’s a gator in the lady’s pond:
And she just can’t stop going back to that same ex…..
Guess she got tired of the D
But wait – wasn’t she busted for prostitution? What kind of bootleg lesbian has sex with strange men for money? Is there not a black market for consenting adults looking to pay for scissoring companionship?
Anyway, safe to say she’ll actually enjoy this blog because she’s actually a big fan of the “haters”:
Once again, the phone number you can report this stuff at is 1-800-Fraud-99. According to the guy we spoke to they do investigate this stuff.
Make sure to tell them the turtle sent you!