New Bedford Sploogerag Steals Boss’s Cell Phone, Tries To Sell It On Craigslist, Boss And Girlfriend Set Up A Buy And Confront Him In Hilarious Fashion
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Here’s a fun one story out of New Bedford…….
Some chud stole his co-worker’s phone and posted it on Craigslist for sale. The girlfriend of the dude he stole it from saw the post and set up a meeting to purchase it. What happened after that was documented for the world to enjoy on Facebook:
Because….of course the hat. Never fails. It’s just too perfect. Oh, and to top it off he’s driving an infinity but still feels the need to steal cell phones from coworkers and ruin his career for the thrill of being handed $300 cash by a stranger. It simply doesn’t get any more New Bedford than this.
But seriously, world star? We need to replace that with “Turtleboy.” Because a guy in a flat brimmed bulls hat driving an Infiniti and selling back a stolen phone to a coworker he stole it from in a New Bedford parking lot is a 1,000% guarantee to make it onto Turtleboy. Even the people who don’t like us because we refuse to call heroin addiction a disease know that:
Love how he had to go through his bag of stolen cell phones to decipher which one he was handing over:
Ya know you’re a lowlife when you have to make multiple appointments in New Bedford to sell your stolen cell phones.
Oh, and I guess the guy is a union dude and the guy he stole it from was the foreman:
They don’t know his name yet:
But even without our Facebook page SOMEONE out there has to know who this chudrucker is. If you know, then please message the Lost Boys of Turtle Facebook page and screenshot everything on his Facebook page and send it to us, because you know his Facebook’s coming down soon if it hasn’t already.
My only beef with the way it was handled was the lack of extortion. I’ve never seen someone more vulnerable. That dude was shitting bricks the moment he saw that the guy who was there to buy the cell phone was the guy he stole the cell phone off of. They had him by the balls and could pretty much get anything from him at that point. That return of the cell phone would be the first of many payments to come in the future. Is that illegal? I dunno. All I know is this guy’s not telling the cops either way:
Because chances are he has at least three “stop snitching” shirts that he now uses for splooge rags when he’s all out of tissues.