Meet Corey Desousa: The New Bedford Sploogerag Who Stole His Boss’s Cellphone And Didn’t Realize He Was Selling It Back To Them On Craigslist
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Yesterday we published this blog about some New Bedford Sploogerag who stole a coworker’s cell phone, put it up for sale on Craigslist, and then felt like a buffoon when the people who showed up to buy the phone were the guy he stole the phone from and his pissed off girlfriend who found the ad.
Even without our biggest two Facebook pages we still found out the answer when someone sent it to the Turtleboy Fallout Shelter. His name is Corey Desousa. His Facebook has been completely shut down, but his fiance’s isn’t:
He can afford to buy his girlfriend a diamond ring and drive around in an infiniti, but he still feels the need to steal from other people so he can sell stolen contraband on the Internet.
Of course this slugpump has different shades of the flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat to complete the douchebag rainbow.
Just a complete scumbag. Seriously, how fucked up do you have to be to orchestrate a scheme like this? You know it wasn’t his first time either. You don’t just steal someone’s shit and sell it out of a ziplock baggy on Craigslist if it’s your first time. Looks like Nikki found herself a real winner to hitch her wagon to until death do them part.