Social Justice Warriors

New Hampshire Anqueefa Chud Blames Turtleboy For “Doxxing” Him In Epic Interview While Protesting Trump In Manchvegas


Last week Uncle Turtleboy published a blog in anticipation of Trump coming to Manchvegas, outing this Anqueefa chud named Matt Lawrence for announcing that he was gonna be masked up for the event.

Well, evidently Petey Pubelo decided not to wear his mask and was interviewed by a right wing guy named Ben Bergquam, who has a Facebook page with over 100,000 followers (makes me miss the old page every time I see that). The video, which has a quarter of a million views, was fantastic and Mr. Anqueefa gave us a shoutout.

Ben: “Why are you guys out here?”

Petey Pubelo: “Because I fucking hate the President and I think he’s a useless piece of shit.”

Ben: “Why do you hate him?”

Petey Pubelo: “Because he started his campaign off….Hey Turtleboy Sports, you mother fuckers, you just doxxed me. Turtleboy Sports just f****in doxxed me.”

Ben: “Who are Turtleboys?”

I’m really disappointed the interview ended there. Turns out when Mommy doesn’t feed them their Ritalin these basement dwellers can’t keep their train of though for more than 15 seconds. I would’ve paid good money to see how he answered the question – “Who are Turtleboys?” I wouldn’t even know where to begin with that one, but I would imagine his answer would be a regurgitation of SJW talking points backed with no evidence whatsoever.

And for the record, “doxxed” is the most overused word in the English language after bullying. Posting screenshots of things you posted, USING YOUR REAL NAME, is doxxing. We actually never found out what town you were from, never mind where you lived. But don’t get me wrong, we’d love to know that information so we can inform people about the terrorist in their community. Because Antifa is in fact a terrorist organization. Everyone knows that.

Maybe this guy would be a little less hangry if he just got a job and ate something?

They look like Horace and Jasper after working a day in the coal mines.

A shower, a shave, and a change of clothes wouldn’t hurt either. And if if you think you’re hungry now, wait till you see what it’s like under socialism. Don’t worry though, Bread Line Bernie says that waiting in line for food is a good thing.

As for everything else in that video, you almost can’t make up the amount of stupidity that exists out there. According to the neckbeard with no neck Donald Trump is “Literally a Fascist.”

And how did he define Fascism?

“Fascism is the merger of private and public power to maintain power by the capitalist state. Donald Trump is a billionaire. Capitalism will kill you.”

Da fuq does that even mean? SJWs LOVE to just redefine words that already exist. Like what they did with “racism” so that only white people can be racist. Pretty sure Fascism already has a definition

“A follower of a political philosophy characterized by authoritarian views and a strong central government — and no tolerance for opposing opinions. Under fascist rule, the emphasis is on the group — the nation — with few individual rights.”

If there’s no tolerance for opposing views then CNN would cease from existing and this protest never would’ve actually taken place, which means we’re living in the Matrix. But OK. When in doubt just yell “White supremacist capitalist bullshit,” because you’re mad that your life so far has been a complete and abject failure, and instead of blaming yourself, as you should, you elect to blame the “system” because working hard would cut into your time jerkin the gherkin to the Huffington Post.


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40 Comment(s)
  • Mike
    August 27, 2019 at 10:24 am

    Are we not going to talk about the guy throwing gang signs, dropping N-Bombs, and getting so worked up at the mention of “Obama” that his people feel it necessary to lead him away? Is this the new normal?

  • Lock Him Up
    August 24, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    A loser male attention-whore the attention is what he likes, it’s not about Antifa or Trump those are excuses to act out

    Wouldn’t be surprised if he was a serial diddler or gay prostitute the Antifa BS is to feel important and avoid the obvious facts that he is a low achiever and ineffective in life. A grown man convincing himself he is knowledgable and respected while allowing him a lifestyle of freely traveling and excusing anything he might do. Living off other peoples money in a fantasy life where he is a spy or general with an army. Fakebook meets Dungeons and Dragons leading a fantasy social movement. He should be locked up in a prison for the insane.

  • Fat Girl Titties
    August 24, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    I take pride in disappointing my friends. They want to sit around and whine about Trump being racist. I’m their one black friend but I voted for Trump in 2016 and will vote for him again in 2020. I don’t get invited over as often anymore.

    Stop voting D!

  • bill fleming
    August 24, 2019 at 10:48 am

    Shootings and stabbings in Dorchester and Roxbury nightly. The methadone mile and the Boston Commons are overrun by the walking dead and next week all police officers in the city will be ordered in for the festival of fools and the battle between the straight pride parade goers and Antifa.

  • Silencio Dogood
    August 24, 2019 at 2:57 am

    His is “why are Turtleboys.”

  • Massholio
    August 23, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    Some day they will bring their masks to a gun fight. That will be a mass shooting I won’t really care about.

  • Less than zero
    August 23, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    Ok so enlighten me as to how this left wing shitstain’s opinion has any value? Wtf has he ever accomplished in his life aside from being an annoying asshole spewing a bunch of SJW bullshit? Let me guess, he’s never held down a meaningful job in his life, never had to work to support a family let alone his worthless self. So he has contributed
    nothing ,nada, zilch to society. His opinion on anything means nothing to me or the average working , tax paying American . What a waste of existence. Fuck off.

  • White Power
    August 23, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    One of the best days ever was when that white hero plowed over that Antifa slut in Charlottesville. MAGA

  • Kenneth Foley
    August 23, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    Happy Friday nite
    Youtube SEE
    Elvis His Latest Flame Remix Hot Girls Shuffle Dancing in HD
    Girls can freakin go

  • Kenneth Foley
    August 23, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    Is there a place for the hopeless sinner
    Who has hurt all mankind just to save his own beliefs?

    Bob Marley
    One Love

  • Kenneth Foley
    August 23, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    They where every bit the idiots I hoped they would be.
    Perfect clueless dolts.

    • Dont Be An Idiot
      August 23, 2019 at 6:44 pm

      Were not where.

    • Deflateddoritodinks
      August 23, 2019 at 9:09 pm

      Tuco blew up Gus Fring as well as himself.

      • Batman
        August 24, 2019 at 7:57 am

        Hank killed Tuco, Walter blew hector and Gus up at the nursing home. Best show ever.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 23, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    Someone needs to shave his beard off with a rusty hatchet

    Fucking leftist cuck boy

  • Fuck Pig
    August 23, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    I love how those little white fuck bois are whining about “racism” and “white supremacy” while that black asshole is laughing at them behind their backs and basically engaging in TNB. They should go hang out in Roxybury or Mattapan tonight and see how the fine African American residents of those communities treat their little pussy white asses, and then come back and lecture us some more about racism.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 23, 2019 at 5:45 pm

      Agreed. I’ll even give them a ride there.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 23, 2019 at 5:49 pm

      I think their next “protest” should be in Mattapan square at 1:15 AM on a humid, hot early Saturday morning.

      If they survive, which is doubtful, they can get back to us with a full report on the night.

      • First Time Caller
        August 24, 2019 at 1:47 pm

        He should go to the Caribbean festival tonight over on Blue Hill Ave, (that started at 6:30 am) maybe go for a walk in Franklin Park while he’s there. Hang with those fucking Haitian animals and the rest of those third world shitholes.
        How many times would he shit himself before they killed him (after stealing everything they could grab off his body)?

  • John Blutarsky
    August 23, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    Guarantee those two soiboys went home and sucked each other off after this video was finished.

  • saugus
    August 23, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    People that sit at home and read the news, then give opinions on it, are the saddest bunch in existence. They aren’t in society, but they want to be. Otherwise they wouldn’t be captivated by other people that don’t give them a second thought. Jerk offs.

    • z
      August 23, 2019 at 4:08 pm

      Yet here we all are, including you.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        August 23, 2019 at 5:43 pm

        Well said z

    • ncfoothillbilly
      August 23, 2019 at 10:18 pm

      Sitting IS preferable when reading the news, genius.

  • Metro West Guy
    August 23, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    Look at his stupid little kid sunglasses and lumberjack beard, that apparently passes for manliness nowadays in certain circles.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    August 23, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    What. A. Cunt !

  • The Common Man
    August 23, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    The. Turtle Boys sounds like a doo-wap group from the 50s. I heard they were really big in Sheboygan.

  • WarWack
    August 23, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    Going to Portland this weekend. Hunting. Not going to say a word. But I will be packing and someone is going to get 2 in the hat.

  • Matt Lawrence
    August 23, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    I love peanut butter baby oil and prepubescent boys. I wish Kevin Spacey would touch me.

  • Earl Turner
    August 23, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    This will all escalate soon enough, better have a viable plan and tools needed to survive.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 23, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    I love those two boys politics. They speak truth to power.

  • Dr Spongebath
    August 23, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    I can smell him through my phone. What a dirty misguided mother fucker

  • Christopher Lettiere
    August 23, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    ANTIFA are a bunch of rich, white p_ssies.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      August 23, 2019 at 2:26 pm

      THAT’S THE POINT with Brandon has been f_cking-up these chuds for a while now.
      Brandon’s channel is a good follow.

    • z
      August 23, 2019 at 2:33 pm

      They also think they personally will be given power somewhere to push their weight around. In reality the puppet masters know these assholes are just convenient useful idiots.

      Matt Lawrence thinks he’ll be given some town in New England to run like the Governor in The Walking Dead. Not going to happen.

  • Batman
    August 23, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    Sorry but I disagree S J Hunter, the most overused word is racist and or racism. Not even close. Disagree with someone, racist. Want to protect our borders, racist. Want criminals to do time, racist. Sick of the gimme generation, racist. Matt can go f himself. Wonder what his last job was? Fluffer?

  • Don't spam me
    August 23, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    Actually the most overused word in the English language isn’t bullying, it’s racist. This is how to over use or misuse it: If you just don’t like something, it’s racist. If you don’t like someone, they’re racist. If you don’t have the vocabulary or thought process to form a coherent sentence, insert the word racist. If you’re aggravated at someone but aren’t sure why, call them racist. If you don’t get your way, it’s racism. If you want to be trendy and be a victim, call your state of self inflicted victimization, racist.

    • Batman
      August 23, 2019 at 2:03 pm

      Was typing it the same time.

      • Paul Casale
        August 24, 2019 at 1:48 am

        No, the most overused word is “literally”. If you cannot form a sentence without using the word “literally” you are literally a complete idiot & literally should not be taken seriously.

        • fuckface O'Reilly
          August 25, 2019 at 9:22 am

          stupid shit that retards say “closure,” “move forward in a positive fashion” “african American (savages)” The most overused word is LIKE you dumbasses

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