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New Turtleboy Zip-Up Hoodies And T-Shirts Have Arrived And They Are Glorious And Available In The Turtleboy Store







Breaking News – The new Turtleboy Sports zip-up hoodies have arrived, and they are fantastic!!

Buy them here. They’re $42 but that include shipping, handling, and taxes, which we graciously take care of for you because we love you all and we are family.

These hoodies are amazing and speak for themselves. Let people know that you support freedom of speech and hot takes simultaneously. We guarantee at least 5 people will compliment you while wearing these in public. Hoodies come in  S, M, L, XL, XXL, and XXXXL. They don’t make XXXL in this product, but if you’re wearing a size that big you might as well get XXXXL anyway.

Don’t forget the ultimate stocking stuffer this year – “I Am Turtleboy”, the complete untold story of Turtleboy Sports. The 5-star reviews the book is getting across the board speak for themselves.

Probably the best book ever written. So much details written in the classic turtleboy style, complete with misspellings and mistakes. I wouldn’t want it any other way!

An amazing look into the behind the scenes action at TBS. Written with the unique humor that only TurtleBoy can do. Freedom isn’t free. TurtleBoy writes what the majority of people think, but would never dare speak it because the PC culture has taken over.

Growing up in MA Turtleboy has always been a mysterious local legend with a great impact on the community. I don’t agree with all of their opinions but have always respected the site and can’t deny their influence. The book details the history of the site and all the controversies surrounding them. I couldn’t put the book down.

An amazing page turner about modern day society’s “free speech” and it’s short comings.

Now available on e-book and in paperback.

We have other turtle gear on the Turtleboy store, including the new anti-Facebook/Twitter t-shirts, Turtleboy decals, last year’s hoodies, and winter beenies. Support Turtleboy, support freedom, and be the most popular relative at Christmas this year. The t-shirts come in men’s and women’s cut.


13 Comment(s)
  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Didi Delgado
    November 28, 2018 at 1:10 pm

    Can I get me one in XXXXXL?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Didi Delgado
      November 28, 2018 at 1:54 pm

      I’mma start’n a GoFund me ya’ll so I can get me some sweet-ass hoodies n t-ees.

  • Wwy
    November 24, 2018 at 5:25 pm

    Yea Nike is much better plus kapernick is a much better american.

    • Randall Guy's Circle Jerk Bro
      November 25, 2018 at 8:52 am

      Your opinion is valuable and we really care about what you say, because you are Jew hating, anti-American Democrat.

  • No one will wear these
    November 23, 2018 at 8:57 pm

    Are these hoodies going to be fucking littered with ads too?

  • Tommy Hillfinger
    November 23, 2018 at 5:22 pm

    I have a hard time believing anyone would wear this hoodie deliberately.

  • NY Bling Bling Bling
    November 23, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    Yo! We be willing to trade you a glass pipe and 100 vanilla incense sticks for 5 cases of hoodies for our urban apparel store.

  • Bargain Bob
    November 23, 2018 at 3:54 pm

    Only $42 for a cool green hoodie…what are you trying to do, put WALMart out of business with your super cheap prices?

    Have you considered selling a discount hoodie, T-shirt andTurtleboy book bundle deal for $89,465.99?

  • Coffee Drinker
    November 23, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    Whatever happened to the mugs?

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    November 23, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    Imagine wearing one of these in public.

    • randall guy jr.
      November 25, 2018 at 7:31 am

      says the puke who wears a nose bone and lip plates in public. puke

  • livesinlowell
    November 22, 2018 at 2:41 pm

    Excellent design on the hoodie but unfortunately I live in Lowell and frequent Lawrence and Haverhill so wearing this may cause negative attention to myself which may result in bodily harm and even death by TBS famous citizens. In other words, wearing it would be a liability to my health.

  • whatevuh
    November 22, 2018 at 11:23 am

    I’m gonna get one of these and walk around Colrain LOL

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