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Newburyport School Committee Meeting Getting Zoom Boomed With Racial Slurs And Comments About Teacher Induced Gaping Assholes Is Exactly Why Remote Learning Needs To Be Scrapped


The Newburyport School Committee is apologizing for something that happened the other night during a School Committee meeting on Zoom.

Uhoh, what were these heinous Zoom bombs they speak of?

Oh yea know, just some racial slurs, a bootleg swastika, and an unconfirmed anecdote about a teacher raping someone’s asshole.

Who did it? Fuck if they know. We’re talking about Boomers on the interwebz here so they’re completely outmatched.

This is yet another example of why “remote learning” and remote anything will be a spectacular dumpster fire of aborted matter. If you don’t think this can and will happen to your kid’s Zoom meeting with their teacher you obviously don’t understand how technology works. Courts should be completely open, town meetings should be held in person, and schools should never even attempt to do “remote learning.”

But of course for the SJWs in Newburyport the biggest problem wasn’t that something like this could happen, it’s that the school committee took to long to “denounce the message and stand against hate.”

Is there anything less meaningful than “standing against hate?” We get it. You think that racial slurs and comments about gaping assholes are bad. I completely agree. Almost no one disagrees with you, especially the people on the school committee. If you need to hear a generic statement from them about why they think the n word is bad more than you need to hear from them how they’re going to avoid this happening during your crotch fruit’s science class, then your priorities are warped.



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46 Comment(s)
  • I sucked my teachers was huge! (And I’m hot.)
    August 20, 2020 at 10:45 am

    Just a reminder that they also hate cancer, root canals and stepping on Leggo’s

    “Johnny feels that whites are colonizers they are oppressors, living in an illegitimate country that should be torn down and demands whites not be allowed to speak and blames them for all of their societal problems.

    Wait that’s not Johnny that’s BLM and the left wing of America.

    When someone asks why you don’t support black lives matter cite the above and ask why you would support someone that hates you.

  • Shin
    August 20, 2020 at 10:44 am

    Just a reminder that they also hate cancer, root canals and stepping on Leggo’s

    “Johnny feels that whites are colonizers they are oppressors, living in an illegitimate country that should be torn down and demands whites not be allowed to speak and blames them for all of their societal problems.

    Wait that’s not Johnny that’s BLM and the left wing of America.

    When someone asks why you don’t support black lives matter cite the above and ask why you would support someone that hates you.

  • CONN
    August 20, 2020 at 9:09 am

    If I’m a Newburyport parent, I’m furious that the school system is incapable of teaching its students to draw a reasonably realistic penis.

  • johny two times
    August 19, 2020 at 8:16 pm

    Kamala Harris is a common whore

    • johny two times
      August 19, 2020 at 8:16 pm

      Kamal Harris is a common whore

      • Boe Jiden
        @johny two times
        August 19, 2020 at 9:47 pm

        Just to be clear, What is Kamala?

  • CONN
    August 19, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    The US educational system has completely failed its students. I went to school in the 70s and 80s was completely capable of drawing a much more realistic penis. That penis drawing on that zoom slide is an absolute embarrassment. It looks like a tube sock.

  • Mastiff squint
    August 19, 2020 at 7:13 pm

    Dyslexic Nazi MTA union reps,
    I hate those guys!

  • Yeah, whatever
    August 19, 2020 at 7:12 pm

    Hey! There weren’t any fat chicks to complain about in this article. Oh well. I’ll go back to pointing out that it’s “yeah”, not “yea”. Yea is the opposite of nay. Yeah is used like this: “Yeah, I guess Turtleboy’s website does have too many ads.”

  • whatevuh
    August 19, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    If you would just keep throwing money at the problem it will go away, ya know like we have the last 30 yrs to improve education . . . because it’s ‘for the children’

  • Mr. Magoo
    August 19, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    Is Smollet in prison yet? How can faking a hate crime to elicit a racial reaction not also be a hate crime? Or are hate crimes only for Whites?

  • Guinea Geisha
    August 19, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    I hope we find out exactly who did it. I’d like to buy this kid a car.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      August 19, 2020 at 5:25 pm

      Matchbox or Hot Wheels?

      It’s not like they’d know how to play with either without looking it up first on the internets.

      • Guinea Geisha
        August 19, 2020 at 9:42 pm

        I’d get them something with a stick shift. They’d be like: what the fuck is this? And I’d be like: cursive driving. Figure it out.

  • Judge Joody
    August 19, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    Zoom meeting interrupted? Sounds like an incident back on August 8th when some gaping asshole(s) (turtleboy & his minions) was accused of interrupting a court proceeding. WTF!

  • Boe Jiden
    Tyler Jacquard
    August 19, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    Awww yeah! Free on bail and ready zoom boom some shit

    • This can't be the real TJ
      August 19, 2020 at 3:39 pm

      The real TJ would need a third hand to do some typing as the other two hands are busy, well, you know.

      • Boe Jiden
        TJ here
        August 19, 2020 at 4:00 pm

        Talk to type! Alexa you know my shit

      • One-armed paper hanger with the crabs
        August 19, 2020 at 6:59 pm

        Busy? Sheeeee-it!

  • Remote “Learning”
    August 19, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    Remote “learning” is really just lazy useless teachers sitting home and doing nothing or even facebooking liberal bullshit while they zoom up some stupid stale PowerPoint slides that are older than the crust on Joe Biden’s underwear.

    Most teachers are so fucking stupid they can’t even figure out that with 2 clicks you can kick an unruly punk out of your virtual zoom classroom. Just like you would kick assholes out of a classroom in real life this can be done even easier in zoom. Stupid fucking teachers.

    Lay off most teaching staff If online becomes a regular thing. We don’t need as many lazy liberals being paid to sit at home and do shit or next to it.

  • Rump Shaker
    August 19, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom boom

    • Bring back the 90's!
      August 19, 2020 at 3:20 pm

      Forgot about that one, the soundtrack to the early 1990’s, nice.

  • Bucky
    August 19, 2020 at 2:59 pm

    Here is Marquise participating in the group beating of another man in Portland. He is in the security vest with no sleeves. Same MO:

    It’s on yoootoobe. you have to type it in before the rest. Seems you can’t post a link on this site.


    • Bucky
      August 19, 2020 at 3:03 pm

      whoops my bad, it didn’t work.

      FB>search “marquise love”>click derek Armstrong page>scroll down to the video by AJ Niltyak

    • Fucky
      August 19, 2020 at 3:05 pm

      This is what the link you shared looks like


      Thanks so much!

  • You are the biggest pussy, Aiden.
    August 19, 2020 at 2:43 pm

    I love how you didn’t do the story about the racist ruining India day in Hopkinton. Oh but that won’t fit your narrative and won’t speak to your racist readers

    • Bristol
      August 19, 2020 at 2:46 pm


      For that comment, I might let you see extra cleavage tonight. I just have to be sure I’m ripped up on cheap booze first.

      Stay thirsty!

    • Sandeep Patel
      August 19, 2020 at 2:54 pm

      I was at the event, and it was pretty chill after a brief disruption, we weren’t put out in the slightest.

      Can I ask, why do you feel the need to be our voice?

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        August 19, 2020 at 5:28 pm

        White liberals are all over this site attempting to troll, why not White Knight for Indians as well?

  • Go Boons Go
    August 19, 2020 at 2:39 pm

    To be fair, maybe the teacher did rape his asshole. It happened to me, look how I turned out!

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    August 19, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    Backwards swastika reeks of smollett. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was some white guilt ding dong fueling the racial tensions

    Funny either way

  • Use Webex
    August 19, 2020 at 2:32 pm

    Spend the money and use a real, fully developed and supported video conference platform instead of trying to cheap out.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      August 19, 2020 at 5:29 pm

      First three words of your post are the issue….

      • Use Webex
        August 19, 2020 at 8:10 pm

        Fair enough Luke. But to be fair, it’s not prohibitively expensive. I’m a big fan of the product, and in full disclosure, also a shareholder.

        But yeah, Zoom, came out of left field to dominate the damn video conference space because I guess the price is right!

        • Deflateddoritodinks
          August 19, 2020 at 8:42 pm

          Too bad. CSCO shares are a dumpster fire lately.

          • Use Webex
            August 19, 2020 at 9:13 pm

            I know, they are no longer the bellwether for tech stocks. And I work in the field, I see it with my own two eyes, software is eating the hardware alive.

  • Rockets Redglare
    August 19, 2020 at 2:08 pm

    Gotta admit very clever! Props to the interlopers. Too funny!

  • randiguy2006
    August 19, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    Yeah, thats like saying in-school learning shouldn’t happen because there’s graffiti in the boys room.

    You’re getting even dumber.

    • Emir of Shmoe
      August 19, 2020 at 2:32 pm

      Not really. What they did was interrupt a Zoom meeting in progress – like they could interrupt a Zoom class meeting in progress.

      If it were like graffiti in the bathroom, it would be disruptive only if you were holding class in the bathroom. I know most teachers in the Commonwealth skew leftist, but that might be a bridge too far for some of the more sane ones.

      • 3stoogefests
        August 19, 2020 at 3:34 pm

        Try a little harder scmoek!

  • Charlie McEvoy's Epic Check
    August 19, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    While we’re at it, can we also call out the winners with the “Hate Has No Home Here” lawn signs.

    That’s kind of the default setting for the US, you dipshits.

    “Food is good for you.”

    Thanks, Copernicus.

    • randiguy2006
      August 19, 2020 at 2:11 pm

      Default setting?

      Is it? You must not read the comment here.

      • Charlie McEvoy's Epic Check
        August 19, 2020 at 2:18 pm

        You must not understand that the comments section is wide open, and commenters here post for a variety of different reasons: comedy, being provocative / outlandish, demonstrating how little sex appeal they have to the opposite sex (MGTOW Turtle)…

        …Call me crazy, too, but some commenters (e.g., Bristol Thirsters) -might- just come on here to post vile shite to help “Make their point” that this is a racist blog.

      • Bella Romanum
        August 19, 2020 at 3:03 pm

        that’s true…i see all the “peaceful protesting” videos where people are dragged from cars, beaten, curb stomped…where people are trying to blind officers upholding laws….people literally tearing fences down and trying to set buildings on fire…all those people that certainly seem to be less open minded than they profess to be and think that yeah, maybe hate is the default….sure getting that way.

        • Boogaloo Boi
          August 19, 2020 at 8:45 pm

          Wake me up when the shootin’ war starts.

    • Staal's scrambled egg
      August 19, 2020 at 7:04 pm

      The Bear is friendly. You can pet him.

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